IBM Engineer Taken From Hijacked Flight 370 Got a Selfie to Internet - GoFuckYourself.com

wehateporn · 03-31-2014, 08:39 AM

"The picture posted with the following text: ?I have been held hostage by unknown military personal after my flight was hijacked (blindfolded). I work for IBM and I have managed to hide my cellphone in my ass during the hijack. I have been separated from the rest of the passengers and I am in a cell. My name is Philip Wood. I think I have been drugged as well and cannot think clearly.?

Full Story http://www.thedailysheeple.com/100-c...nternet_032014

"This image, which appears black was posted as taken in a dark cell by IBM engineer Philip Wood. SAVE IT TO YOUR DESKTOP. RIGHT CLICK IT. SELECT PROPERTIES. CLICK DETAILS, THAT REVEALS THE EXIF. Shills are saying I did not post the Exif. Shills pray for people to be stupid. NOTHING PROVES IT BETTER THAN THE ACTUAL IMAGE. THAT IS WHY I POSTED THE ACTUAL IMAGE. The picture is black because the cell was too dark, but a critical piece of information was embedded in the Exif data, the coordinates to Diego Garcia, where the picture was taken. And it?s real, this is NOT a hoax. The coordinates in the picture indicate that the photo was taken within 3 miles of what Google officially gives for Diego Garcia. It is NOT EXACTLY what comes up on Google. It is off a couple miles, so NO ONE GOOGLED THIS, thus helping to confirm it?s authenticity. I don?t know how big the island is, but if it has a runway, that certainly fits."

Continued http://www.thedailysheeple.com/100-c...nternet_032014

wehateporn · 03-31-2014, 08:41 AM

https://www.google.com/maps/preview?...ed=0CAgQ_AUoAQ

wehateporn · 03-31-2014, 08:56 AM

"Island of Shame: The Secret History of the U.S. Military Base on Diego Garcia"

http://press.princeton.edu/titles/8885.html

EonBlue · 03-31-2014, 08:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wehateporn

"The picture posted with the following text: ?I have been held hostage by unknown military personal after my flight was hijacked (blindfolded). I work for IBM and I have managed to hide my cellphone in my ass during the hijack. I have been separated from the rest of the passengers and I am in a cell. My name is Philip Wood. I think I have been drugged as well and cannot think clearly.?

Full Story http://www.thedailysheeple.com/100-c...nternet_032014

"This image, which appears black was posted as taken in a dark cell by IBM engineer Philip Wood. SAVE IT TO YOUR DESKTOP. RIGHT CLICK IT. SELECT PROPERTIES. CLICK DETAILS, THAT REVEALS THE EXIF. Shills are saying I did not post the Exif. Shills pray for people to be stupid. NOTHING PROVES IT BETTER THAN THE ACTUAL IMAGE. THAT IS WHY I POSTED THE ACTUAL IMAGE. The picture is black because the cell was too dark, but a critical piece of information was embedded in the Exif data, the coordinates to Diego Garcia, where the picture was taken. And it?s real, this is NOT a hoax. The coordinates in the picture indicate that the photo was taken within 3 miles of what Google officially gives for Diego Garcia. It is NOT EXACTLY what comes up on Google. It is off a couple miles, so NO ONE GOOGLED THIS, thus helping to confirm it?s authenticity. I don?t know how big the island is, but if it has a runway, that certainly fits."

Continued http://www.thedailysheeple.com/100-c...nternet_032014

This is so full of shit that I actually get the smell of shit coming off of my screen.

Two quick points easily debunk this nonsense:

1. Exif data can be edited - even the geostamp.

2. The timestamp on the supposed "photo" is March 18. Are we supposed to believe that this guy's iPhone battery lasted 15 days without a charge?

Please stop the stupidity.

The Duck · 03-31-2014, 09:03 AM

I don't get it.

wehateporn · 03-31-2014, 09:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EonBlue

2. The timestamp on the supposed "photo" is March 18. Are we supposed to believe that this guy's iPhone battery lasted 15 days without a charge?

He turned it off first so as it didn't ring and give the game away, also so as the cellphone radiation didn't give him ass Cancer

EonBlue · 03-31-2014, 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wehateporn

He turned it off first so as it didn't ring and give the game away, also so as the cellphone radiation didn't give him ass Cancer

Ya. That's it.

Exif data can be edited. End of conspiracy.

wehateporn · 03-31-2014, 09:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EonBlue

Ya. That's it.

Exif data can be edited. End of conspiracy.

"Exif can't be rewritten with common software without a trace, ALL software leaves a note in the application tag that says the picture was modified by an application."

http://www.jimstonefreelance.com/phillipwood.html

CaptainHowdy · 03-31-2014, 09:13 AM

DWB · 03-31-2014, 09:15 AM

iPhone: It just fits.

Rochard · 03-31-2014, 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wehateporn

"Island of Shame: The Secret History of the U.S. Military Base on Diego Garcia"

http://press.princeton.edu/titles/8885.html

Nothing secret about it at all. It's a forward deployment base for some time now - decades.

In fact, the history is kind of interesting. In the 1970s they moved all of the native population off the island....

wehateporn · 03-31-2014, 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard

Nothing secret about it at all. It's a forward deployment base for some time now - decades.

In fact, the history is kind of interesting. In the 1970s they moved all of the native population off the island....

Interesting Rochard, first time I heard of it

wehateporn · 03-31-2014, 09:42 AM

http://cn.linkedin.com/pub/philip-wood/3/a46/4a9

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 03-31-2014, 09:44 AM

I was in a US Navy P-3 aircraft (submarine chaser) squadron that did 3-6 month deployed attachments to Diego Garcia back in the 70's (although I ended up on a detachment at an Air Force base in Okinawa instead). Diego Garcia is little more than a landing strip and communications (spy) base, in the middle of nowhere in the Indian Ocean:

This should keep the conspiracy kooks busy for weeks...

Quote:

DEAR U.S. ARMED FORCES: THE GAME IS OVER. RETURN FLIGHT 370 TO MALAYSIA AIRLINES, RETURN THE PEOPLE TO THEIR FAMILIES, AND SEND PHILLIP WOOD HOME. You have been BUSTED!!!

ADG

EonBlue · 03-31-2014, 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wehateporn

"Exif can't be rewritten with common software without a trace, ALL software leaves a note in the application tag that says the picture was modified by an application."

http://www.jimstonefreelance.com/phillipwood.html

Okay, show me this note where it says it was modified by an application and tell me the name of the application I used:

Quote:

[Overview]
File type: JPEG
File size: 13.3haKB
Creation date: 3/18/2014 20:49
Last modification: 3/31/2014 11:57
Make: Apple (http://www.nikon.com)
Camera: iPhone 5
Software: 7.0.6
Dimension: 240 x 320hapxha(0.1 MP, 3:4)
Focal length: 4.12hammha(equiv. 66hamm)
Aperture: F2.4
Exposure time: 1/15"
ISO speed rating: 3200/36°
Program: Normal program
Metering Mode: Pattern
White Balance: Auto
Flash: Flash did not fire, compulsory flash mode
Location: S20.737557, 72.426544

[IPTC-NAA data (IIM)]
Envelope Record Version: Version 4
Coded Character Set: UTF-8
Application Record Version: Version 4

[JPEG]
Application Segment 1 (Exif): 0x00000006
Application Segment 13 (Photoshop): 0x00000656
Encoder: Unknown encoding software or device
Encoder Signature: D12D29F66BAE0B3499F4601B6733B7BA:221111
Color Mode: RGB color
Subsampling ratio of YhatohaC: YCbCr4:2:0
Encoding Process: Baseline DCT, Huffman coding
Bits per Sample: 8habps
Image Height: 320hapx
Image Width: 240hapx
Number of image components in frame: 3hacomp.

[Image]
Manufacturer: Apple
Image input equipment model: iPhone 5
Image resolution in width direction: 72hadpi
Image resolution in height direction: 72hadpi
Unit of X and Y resolution: inch
Software: 7.0.6
File change date and time: 2014-03-18 21:08:34
Y and C positioning: Centered
Exif IFD Pointer: 0x000000D2
GPS IFD Pointer: 0x00000322

[Camera]
Exposure time: 1/15"
F number: F2.4
Exposure program: Normal program
ISO speed rating: 3200/36°
Exif version: 2.21
Date and time of original data generation: 2014-03-18 20:49:41
Date and time of digital data generation: 2014-03-18 20:49:41
Meaning of each component: YCbCr
Shutter speed: 3.91haTv (1/15")
Aperture: 2.53haAv (F2.4)
Brightness: -8.46725318 (1/353.9hafL)
Metering mode: Pattern
Flash: Flash did not fire, compulsory flash mode
Lens focal length: 4.12hamm
Subject area: The area of the main subject is given as a rectangle. The rectangular area is expressed as center coordinates and area dimensions.
center x = 1631
center y = 1223
width = 1795
height = 1077
DateTimeOriginal subseconds: 9.21"
DateTimeDigitized subseconds: 9.21"
Supported Flashpix version: 1.0
Color space: sRGB
Image width: 240hapx
Image height: 320hapx
Interoperability IFD Pointer: 0x000003A0
Sensing method: One-chip color area sensor
Scene type: A directly photographed image
Exposure mode: Auto exposure
White balance: Auto
Focal length in 35 mm film: 66hamm
Scene capture type: Standard
Unique image ID: 412f1198c985b43b2eced4067e9360d0
??? (A432): 4.12, 4.12, 2.4, 2.4
??? (A433): Apple
??? (A434): iPhone 5 back camera 4.12mm f/2.4

[GPS]
Position on map: http://maps.google.com/maps?q=S20.73...6544&t=h&hl=en
GPS tag version: Version 2.2
North or South Latitude: South latitude
Latitude: 20° 44' 15.203957235"
East or West Longitude: East longitude
Longitude: 72° 25' 35.55908203125"
Altitude reference: Sea level reference (negative value)

[Interoperability]
Interoperability Version: 1.0
Related image width: 320hapx
Related image height: 240hapx

[Photoshop Image Resource Block]
IPTC Data: 0x0000000C
IPTC Digest: B443520A10119DA99C2550175E6D0EFB

Also, notice where I bolded "File change date and time: 2014-03-18 21:08:34".

That field can also be modified to whatever date the prankster wants.

And now it looks like the "hostages" are somewhere off the coast of west Africa. The plot thickens.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 03-31-2014, 10:36 AM

BREAKING NEWS: Photo proof that the missing Malaysian airliner is NOT on Diego Garcia:

I'll have to read the entire article to see if the passengers are all okay, but it looks like case solved.

ADG

bigluv · 03-31-2014, 01:09 PM

I think it's time there was a lower limit to IQ for participation on this board.

wehateporn · 03-31-2014, 02:55 PM

While it could be an elaborate hoax, it does fit in nicely with other stories we've already heard

8th March 2014
"MH370 most likely landed at Diego Garcia and the plane may have been ushered into a massive ?Faraday cage? style hangar to avoid passengers from communicating with the outside world.?"

http://intellihub.com/youtube-invest...-style-hangar/

An except from the Malaysian Insider:

"Investigations into the flight simulator taken from the missing pilot?s home showed a software for five practice runways, including one belonging to the United States, Berita Harian reported today.

?Among the software we checked so far is the Male International Airport in Maldives, three airports in India and Sri Lanka, and one belonging to the US military base in Diego Garcia. All have a runway length of 1,000 metres,? a source told the Malay daily."

http://www.themalaysianinsider.com/m...tor-says-paper

Quote:

Originally Posted by EonBlue

Okay, show me this note where it says it was modified by an application and tell me the name of the application I used:

Also, notice where I bolded "File change date and time: 2014-03-18 21:08:34".

That field can also be modified to whatever date the prankster wants.

And now it looks like the "hostages" are somewhere off the coast of west Africa. The plot thickens.

wehateporn · 03-31-2014, 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Diego Garcia is little more than a landing strip and communications (spy) base, in the middle of nowhere in the Indian Ocean:

Which makes it an ideal place to do top secret stuff

JFK · 03-31-2014, 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

BREAKING NEWS: Photo proof that the missing Malaysian airliner is NOT on Diego Garcia:

I'll have to read the entire article to see if the passengers are all okay, but it looks like case solved.

ADG

Thanks ADG , I was beginning to worry

Grapesoda · 03-31-2014, 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wehateporn

I can clearly see a man fucking a dog, just can't tell for sure if it's Harmon or not???

TheDA · 03-31-2014, 03:23 PM

Does it say anywhere why he didn't use the flash option on his phone? Maybe it still had a bit of shit over it.

SilentKnight · 03-31-2014, 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheDA

Does it say anywhere why he didn't use the flash option on his phone? Maybe it still had a bit of shit over it.

Using flash in a high methane environment?!

wehateporn · 03-31-2014, 03:36 PM

Just to clarify it's not April 1st yet so this is not a hoax

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 03-31-2014, 03:43 PM

For the sake of the families, I do hope that the wreckage of flight MH370 is eventually discovered, and whatever is still recoverable, is recovered.

ADG

seeandsee · 03-31-2014, 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wehateporn

"Exif can't be rewritten with common software without a trace, ALL software leaves a note in the application tag that says the picture was modified by an application."

http://www.jimstonefreelance.com/phillipwood.html

Come on man, are you trolling or what? ALL software leaves a note, are you really believe in that?!?!?!??!?!?! Can you please answer me?

bhutocracy · 03-31-2014, 03:52 PM

April fools gets lamer each year.

wehateporn · 03-31-2014, 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seeandsee

Come on man, are you trolling or what? ALL software leaves a note, are you really believe in that?!?!?!??!?!?! Can you please answer me?

Fakes are easy to spot, see below

Mickey_ · 03-31-2014, 03:58 PM

To save everyone's time, can you just tell us
- what conspiracy theory we should subscribe to and blindly believe this time (in 2 sentences or less)
- which government agency we should be upset at and feel betrayed by
- whether the elite are involved

Thanks.

wehateporn · 03-31-2014, 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mickey_

To save everyone's time, can you just tell us
- what conspiracy theory we should subscribe to and blindly believe this time (in 2 sentences or less)
- which government agency we should be upset at and feel betrayed by
- whether the elite are involved

Thanks.

I will now pass the baton to JohnnyClips if he's here

Lichen · 03-31-2014, 04:05 PM

Is that the missing Malay flight?

BareBacked · 03-31-2014, 04:10 PM

dam an iphone5 in the ass?

EonBlue · 03-31-2014, 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wehateporn

While it could be an elaborate hoax, it does fit in nicely with other stories we've already heard

8th March 2014
"MH370 most likely landed at Diego Garcia and the plane may have been ushered into a massive “Faraday cage” style hangar to avoid passengers from communicating with the outside world.”"

http://intellihub.com/youtube-invest...-style-hangar/

"Youtube investigator". Sounds legit now!

iwantchixx · 03-31-2014, 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wehateporn

He turned it off first so as it didn't ring and give the game away, also so as the cellphone radiation didn't give him ass Cancer

"off" phones still draw power. Enough to die within days.

iwantchixx · 03-31-2014, 04:25 PM

also, domain sheeple.. think about it. as if something like this would end up on a site like that if it was real.

wehateporn · 03-31-2014, 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iwantchixx

"off" phones still draw power. Enough to die within days.

250 hours is over 10 days, that is enough for the story

wehateporn · 03-31-2014, 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iwantchixx

also, domain sheeple.. think about it. as if something like this would end up on a site like that if it was real.

That logic fits on this chart somewhere

WDF · 03-31-2014, 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iwantchixx

"off" phones still draw power. Enough to die within days.

He found it was so easy to shove up his ass he removed it removed the battery then shoved both items in his ass individually.

deltav · 03-31-2014, 05:25 PM

WHP, what percentage of troll would you say you are? 60%? 70?

wehateporn · 03-31-2014, 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by deltav

WHP, what percentage of troll would you say you are? 60%? 70?

SilentKnight · 03-31-2014, 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BareBacked

dam an iphone5 in the ass?

An android SG4 could've been inserted much quicker and far cheaper than the Apple suppository.

wehateporn · 03-31-2014, 05:54 PM

http://www.naturalnews.com/044511_Fl...ve ment.html#

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 03-31-2014, 06:25 PM

I'm guessing it may have went down something like this...

ADG

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