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techtoolz 03-07-2003 09:44 AM

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Originally posted by [Labret]
6 hours later, they would find a dead ****** behind WalMart.
LOL :winkwink:

RockDaddy 03-07-2003 09:50 AM

wooooo, my adrenaline is pumping, gotta go out and hit the bag now

ilsoph 03-07-2003 12:52 PM

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Originally posted by Anthony_A


No, I moved last month to Los Angeles. I'm training now at the Gracie Academy in Torrance.

I thought I was a good fighter. I was wrong.

:)



aye... i hear ya... i'm sure the gracie school teaches the same.. gibson promises to make u one kick ass, humble warrior... :)

dig420 03-07-2003 01:38 PM

humility comes as soon as you find out that shaving your head and having a badass attitude is absolutely no help when someone's sitting on your chest trying to choke you out or bend all your limbs at unnatural angles. Also every cigarette you've ever smoked comes back to haunt you LOL

all fbucks people have the option of Gracie training paid for by the company, but few choose to do so. it's good for your attitude, confidence, and may come in handy at a trade show one of these days, who knows? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

aztecvision 03-07-2003 01:49 PM

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Originally posted by SoulJah
Man if some mofo beat me up like that, I'd bust a cap in his ass. :) for real
Tha's what I call a PUSSY! Why don't you learn how to fight instead?

kaylacam 03-07-2003 02:07 PM

That is very disturbing

AdultNex 03-07-2003 02:29 PM

Anyone have that MMA vs. Kung-fu video? The link on the site is broken.

dig420 03-07-2003 02:43 PM

I have it but it's fucking big.. 35 Mb AVI

i'll try to get it changed to an mpg and ul it somewhere. Basically it's just a Kung-Fu getting thrown to the ground and badly beaten in a challenge match.

Anthony_A 03-07-2003 03:01 PM

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Originally posted by dig420
humility comes as soon as you find out that shaving your head and having a badass attitude is absolutely no help when someone's sitting on your chest trying to choke you out or bend all your limbs at unnatural angles. Also every cigarette you've ever smoked comes back to haunt you LOL

all fbucks people have the option of Gracie training paid for by the company, but few choose to do so. it's good for your attitude, confidence, and may come in handy at a trade show one of these days, who knows? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Yeah, it's one Hell of a perk! :)

I get better everytime I go.

G Sharp 03-07-2003 03:02 PM

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Originally posted by [Labret]
uhm, that was clearly a hate crime.
Justice Cardozo...is that you?

G Sharp 03-07-2003 03:06 PM

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Originally posted by aztecvision
ONLY Pussies play the race card. Pussies that can't take care of shit them selves, will most likely come back 6 hours later with some help.
Amen. There's no hate crime here. Not once did I hear racist terms like "cracker" or whatever.

xdcdave 03-07-2003 03:10 PM

:eek7

MrPopup 03-07-2003 03:12 PM

it was a fight and one guy won and one guy lost.

nothing more nothing less.

booker 03-07-2003 03:53 PM

White or black, black or white, whatever.. kickin' the guy when he's down WITH the sweatshirt over his head is pretty lame and doesn't earn respect with anyone I know.

The black dude did win the fight, certainly, but there was a lot of slapping and not much forceful punching.. probably the result of young kids and too much adrenaline. Get some real niggas in there (and I don't mean black people, I mean big-dick bastards willing to throw down, hahah) and maybe it'll be entertaining.

Sasha18 03-07-2003 04:23 PM

the guy in the video is Bin Ladin

http://www.liii.com/~nycore/osama.gif

Cogitator 03-07-2003 06:33 PM

Hey, the white guy swung first. I figure he had the ass whuppin' coming.

G Sharp 03-08-2003 10:36 AM

Here's a hilarious sports review of the fight [from another board]:

K, this asswhipping was borderline gorgeous... This was almost spiritual right here! Such beautiful form and arrangement... This is an art gallery-style beatdown in its purest form! Let me sum of a few of the highlights:

1) The white dude half-heartedly commits himself to a lead right-hand jab, knowing that the Black dude is gonna throw a devastating, well-timed counterpunch.

2) Black dude slips the bullshit punch a' la Mike Nunn circa 1990. Subsequently 'releases the hounds' with two right-hands over the top, cocked back and fired from the original slave ships, causing an awe-inspiring, one-punch, nose-crushing injury (as well as low-level murmurring from the crowd which sounds like something along the lines of 'Ooh, Jeez!' or 'Ooh, Sheeit!).

3) Absolutely perfect 'nuts-in-the-face' mount position (no homos) causes the white kid to futilely attempt to cover his face as the Black dude wails away with both hands. It's on!

4) Pure poetry-in-motion positioning of the sweatshirt over his face temporarily obscures the white dude's vision, as the young Brotha dismounts and proceeds to repeatedly 'Madden 2K3' placekick in him the face, head and chest area. Flawless!

5) Second Black dude steps in and pulls first Brotha away, allowing him much needed 'shit talking/taunting' time, while the white kid attempts to pull his sweatshirt back to its proper position. Excellent 'Scottie Pippen-like' assist on part of second Brotha, who also adds insults to injury via a late-80's style 'mush' to the head. Classic...

6) Post-fight 'salt-in-the-wound-style' kick-to-the-face attack sends the white boy back to a seated position after a brief period on his feet. Absolute, undeniable, deal-sealing humiliation at its finest!

Ooooooh WEE!! This ass-kicking belongs in a time capsule for future generations of scientists and knockout technicians to study centuries from now. If properly analyzed, annotated and harnessed, this exhibition will insure Earth against an alien invasion of 'Independence Day'/'Signs' proportions for many millenia to come. Will Smith's straight right was nothin' compared to this! Bborn, check this out for an '88-type head-flyin' flashback! Holla!!

DarkJedi 04-24-2003 09:23 AM

lesson learned: don't fuck around with ninjas.

C_U_Next_Tuesday 04-24-2003 09:39 AM

white kid was stupid and didnt know how to fight dirty...i would have snatched me some black ball sac and not let go for no beating... if one twists hard enough..black man sould have not moved for fear of ripping his sac off..this technique works for any color as long as they have balls:1orglaugh

blazi 04-24-2003 09:47 AM

people who act tough suck... people who are tough rule!! never seen Bruce Lee use a gun LOL

SothArtist 04-24-2003 09:51 AM

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Originally posted by nap


The reality is that racism will always be a part of our culture no matter if your w, b, a, h, n.a, or whatever. And i hear more Asians saying the N word more than anyone.

:thumbsup

Every race has some degree of racism. There allways will be unfortunately. Best we can do is try and break down walls and realise we are all the same underneath.

MCsteve-matrix 04-24-2003 10:12 AM

4 guy beatdown

Trolleater 04-24-2003 10:18 AM

Labret, pack your bags...we're going Nap hunting :ak47:

Does this guy ever post anything worth while?

gruffy 04-24-2003 10:20 AM

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Originally posted by nap


to be honest with you he's very lucky for not getting stomped while he was on the ground. where i'm from and the fights i've seen, if you fall on the ground its OVER. STOMPED until someone thinks you have had enough.



Its the kind of clip that makes me happy ******s are banned in my area.

Well, banned is so politically incorrect... "financially inaccesable".

Trolleater 04-24-2003 10:25 AM

Gruffy, you can tag along too :thumbsup

Mr Pheer 04-24-2003 10:35 AM

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Originally posted by nap


um yea, WE would whoop your ass, then take whatever we wanted from you. You might stay in a city with more blacks than i'm currently in but dont think that you have seen nearly as many people of color as i have. I've stayed in atlanta and baltimore before.

I "stayed" in Somalia and Haiti. I bet i've seen more black people than anybody.

Damn rock throwing bastards over there.

gruffy 04-24-2003 10:36 AM

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Originally posted by Trolleater
Gruffy, you can tag along too :thumbsup

SwEET

http://www.raceworx.com/funnypics/owned%20police.jpg

nap 04-24-2003 05:32 PM

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Originally posted by Trolleater
Labret, pack your bags...we're going Nap hunting :ak47:

Does this guy ever post anything worth while?


another i-net tough guy, i thought i got away from that when i cancelled my aol account but apparently not. if you and your message board possie would like to try me(dead ****** behind walmart right?) than please come on down to OKLAHOMAAAAAAA.

as for your worth while comments on gfy :1orglaugh
get a life.

http://www.raceworx.com/funnypics/owned%20police.jpg

^- does it really take that many racists assholes(pussies) to "man" handle a 15 year old. stick to what you do best(whatever that maybe) and leave the tough guy act to labaret.

:321GFY

Trolleater 04-24-2003 10:36 PM

wtf is it that you're good at...All I ever see are useless fuckin' posts and absolutely nothing worth while to contribute to this board.

nap 04-24-2003 11:36 PM

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Originally posted by Trolleater
wtf is it that you're good at...All I ever see are useless fuckin' posts and absolutely nothing worth while to contribute to this board.

dont worry about what i'm good at. thats probably your main problem, diving into other peoples business. and if your responding to my thread's than apparently i have thing to contribue to this board. this thread is 6 pages long there guy, whats your longest? :321GFY

Hot Tropical Babes 04-24-2003 11:43 PM

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Originally posted by nap


want to know my reality? I'm a black male in OKLAHOMA. 3 Major cities in the state, the rest of the state is made up of mainly "towns", small redneck "towns". Places where if i travel there alone i might not make it back. The reality is that racism will always be a part of our culture no matter if your w, b, a, h, n.a, or whatever. And i hear more Asians saying the N word more than anyone.

Ever been to Pryor, Okla?

nap 04-25-2003 12:24 AM

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Originally posted by Hot Tropical Babes


Ever been to Pryor, Okla?


na i've never been there. are you from there or have fam there?

Digipimp 04-25-2003 12:36 AM

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Originally posted by nap



na i've never been there. are you from there or have fam there?

Don't worry bro, there's always going to be some racist fucks around and then again many of these guys are just stirring shit up. However if anyone ever feels the need to ride and wants to pay you a visit in Oklahoma, just let me know, I'm in Texas about 30 miles south of the OK state line and I'll be more than happy to come up and lend a little beating to some of those guys.

dig420 04-25-2003 01:17 AM

Trolleater is a 6ft white guy who can dunk from the free throw line and he's completely insane. He worked for me for a while. I live near a hispanic neighborhood and they 'own' a park with some hoops. Troll goes down there around midnight and starts playing b-ball, basically tells them to go fuck themselves when they started getting jumpy. I can't believe he made it out alive, but he did.

I don't agree with most of his posts, and prolly these other guys are keyboard warriors only, but I'd get some groundfighting skillz b4 I tangled with Trolleater.

mrbling 04-25-2003 07:54 AM

1) In a street fight there are no rules, you will be kicked in the head when down as many times as the agressor likes or even killed.


2) for all of you who said you know how to fight, you do not. the black guy had agressiveness packed in his counters he will have the momentum to overcome any punch you throw, to beat him you either have to have skills or more agressiveness.

first punch might win if you land but if you don't follow the shit up, white guy was waiting to get counter punched.

Triple 6 04-25-2003 08:00 AM

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Originally posted by Digipimp


Don't worry bro, there's always going to be some racist fucks around and then again many of these guys are just stirring shit up. However if anyone ever feels the need to ride and wants to pay you a visit in Oklahoma, just let me know, I'm in Texas about 30 miles south of the OK state line and I'll be more than happy to come up and lend a little beating to some of those guys.

Yea its amazing how many racist ignorant dumb fucks are on here. And then you got stupid fucks who ASSume they know you and try to pop stupid shit then run away from the thread like a little pussy fag. Name withheld. Look around.

:thumbsup

Hot Tropical Babes 04-25-2003 11:57 AM

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Originally posted by nap



na i've never been there. are you from there or have fam there?

Yeah , I grew up about 15 miles from there.

ry0t 04-25-2003 12:01 PM

That's my dog right there DEAN whooorah!

Za Ha 04-25-2003 12:04 PM

I would never START a fight with

1) A guy bigger then me
2) A skinny fast chinease guy
3) A crazy black guy
4) A really fat white guy (too soft to feel anything)

Kaz 04-25-2003 12:05 PM

http://www.teaselinks.com/gfy/oldshit.jpg

chaffer 04-25-2003 12:32 PM

nice:thumbsup

B Sandwich 12-15-2003 01:54 PM

I wanna see... is the vid working for anyone elsE?

pamphage 12-15-2003 02:02 PM

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Originally posted by B Sandwich
I wanna see... is the vid working for anyone elsE?
bumping old shit :321GFY

Poo-Chee 12-15-2003 02:03 PM

No not for me

JamesK 12-15-2003 02:06 PM

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Originally posted by pamphage


bumping old shit :321GFY


nap 12-15-2003 03:28 PM

lensman shouldn't i have won an xbox for this thread? :Graucho

B Sandwich 12-15-2003 04:53 PM

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Originally posted by pamphage


bumping old shit :321GFY

so fucking what

Roald 12-15-2003 04:56 PM

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Originally posted by B Sandwich


so fucking what

so fucking sad

CAHEK 12-15-2003 05:02 PM

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Originally posted by Kaz
http://www.teaselinks.com/gfy/oldshit.jpg

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh


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