Sears sells sex toys!
 

http://www.ynot.com/content/119610-s...-sex-toys.html

They've been a dying brand for quite a while... could this be a hail mary play?

I wish them the best with it... seriously.

Yes, Maam, the dildoes are over in Aisle Sixty-Nine.

That's a big Sears!

Who here hasn't fapped to the Sears catalog when they were much younger?

I was more of a JC Penny fan. Sometimes you could see bush underneath those panties in the lingerie section. I was five. Life was good.

Nice. I work at Sears in the back. People come to the back to the kiosk and pick stuff up. I haven't seen any sex toys yet. I may buy a dildo and try to return it.

Never mind, I noticed the sex toys are all 3rd party sellers. In store pickup isn't available.

But I get $1.10 in reward points for getting the We-Vibe 4 Vibrator.
http://www.sears.com/standard-innova...&blockType=G15

How long until someone shows up at customer service demanding the ass plug they ordered?

In Sears you could see nipple through the bra! I've never fucked a couch cushion so hard in my life

I can see that happening. Would be funny if we sold ass plugs with a Protection Agreement and sent them off for repairs.

'On the sea shore' ?

Did I win?

LOL. An irate customer comes in. "I had this plug in the wife's ass and she went to pull it out and it just broke in two. I got a protection plan so we need a new on STAT! We have a big weekend planned."

fAppity fAp fAp

Keep talking ......

Oh I LOVED it in the late 70s / early 80s when the JcPenney catalogue arrived...