The Obama Singalong Song - GoFuckYourself.com

Magnetron · 03-09-2014, 01:53 PM

The reason your Daddy abandoned your family
Is because Barack fucked your Mama
It's all his fault and if it weren't for him
FOX wouldn't have canceled Futurama

Obama, Obama
He's the one who is making you pay
For everything in your home that you don't want

Obama, Obama
He's the one turning your nation gay
He even stopped children from writing in cursive font

There wasn't enough milk for your Cocoa Puffs
And the toy was missing from the box
That's why your on the Internets now posting in huffs,
Michelle Obama sucks dirty rich white man cocks

Obama this, Obama that
He's the one that ran over your cat

Obama here, Obama there
He's to blame for that stain in your underwear

Obama, Obama
He's the one playing golf
Forcing taxpayers to be his caddy

Obama, Obama
He's the one who fucked your Mama
And now you miss your Daddy

Obama, Obama
For better or worse
Please feel free to add a verse
Don't hold back - shout, rail and curse
And blame him for all your setbacks and failures

I slipped and fell and broke my ass
When someone wished Obamacare would pass
And now that my rump is in a sling
I feel the overwhelming urge to sing

Obama, Obama
If it wasn't for you and your smart ass jokes
We'd still be owners of those islands in the Bering Sea
And even though that was proven to be a hoax
I still believe every email forwarded to me

Obama, Obama
I feel enraged every time I hear
You taking credit for single handedly killing Osama
It pisses me off to no end that here
I spend my life being a drama llama

Obama this, Obama that
He's the reason my tires are bald and flat

Obama here, Obama there
Everywhere
An Obamascare

Obama Twenty-Four forward slash Seven all the time
Whilst you suffer as he luxuriously vacations on the taxpayer's dime

I rhyme

And rather badly at it too

If only
There had been a greater turnout
For McCain and Palin
From there on out
It surely
Would have been
Smooth sailin'
But now we're stuck with that awful Muslim

How can one afford to trust him?

Obama, Obama
Because of your policies
My car overheated, engine threw a rod
When I hailed for a cab, it drove on by
I was racially profiled, Hmmm, how odd

But I know damn well it was your fault, Obama
Your the cause of everything that goes wrong
And because Daddy left when you fucked my Mama
I involuntarily break-out in-to s-o-n-g

OBAMA, OBAMA
Your the reason I have crabs
OBAMA, OBAMA
Why my urine streams out in dribs and drabs
OBAMA, OBAMA
Why my toaster burns my toast
OBAMA, OBAMA
You fucked eveything up for him and her
All of them and me
From sea to shining sea
From coast to coast

Doodly doot doot
Doodly doot doot
Doodly doot doot
Doodly doot doot

There's a black man living in a white house
Oh, it makes me pissed, but I swear to you
It's not what is seems, I know it sounds bad
But it has nothing to do with me being rascist

That's an entirely different story altogether
And only for the ears of my therapist

Now, where do I begin?

Let's start with,
He's the cause of the tumor pressing on my brain
Obama, Obama
The source of all the violence erupting in the Ukraine
Obama, Obama
He's the reason why I'm allergic to hornets, wasps and bees
And as farfetched as it sounds, how else can you explain it?
Why all my clothing smells like cheese

Why did have to go and fuck my Mama?
Obama, Obama
With Michelle right there in the room, cheering you on
Obama, Obama
Without you, my life would be free of so much drama
And everytime I saw Oprah on the TV
My pecker wouldn't turn to wood

You thought I was going to say hard on, didn't ya?
Hah! I got you good!

Oh
OH NO

OBAMA, OBAMA
If only you knew how much I hated you
OBAMA, OBAMA
And how much of my life is dedicated to
OBAMA, OBAMA
Dissing you on the Internet every chance I get
You would cer-tain-ly whole-heartedly un-der-stand

It has nothing to do with you being a black man
Living in a white house
White house, there's a black man living in a white house
White house, white house, there's a black man living in a
White house, white house, there's a black man living in a
I'm not rascist, ask my therapist, it certainly has nothing to do with you being
A black man living in a white house

La dee da da la dee da da
Doodly doot doot doooooooo

bronco67 · 03-09-2014, 05:37 PM

haha that's great. Pretty much sums it up.

Magnetron · 03-10-2014, 08:23 AM

Good.

I was afraid it would come off sounding a bit over the top and unrealistic.

Magnetron · 03-14-2014, 12:06 PM

Hmmmm .....now what rhymes with "Vendzilla" ............?

Magnetron · 03-20-2014, 01:30 PM

I joined Bill and Ted in a trip back in time to before Obama ruined America with his ACA and his ..... well ..... whatever else the Republicans and Teabaggers failed to block.

Life was so much better then.

WTF

whut whut
What the fuck whut
whut whut
What the fucking whut
whut whut
What the fuck whut
whut whut
What the fucking hell
Was going through that titanium skull of yours?
If God opens windows whenever he closes doors
I say, God should nail everything shut
whut whut
And keep out all you lying politicians
whut whut
All you greedy whores
whut whut
What the fucking whut
Gee, the life of a President is oh so sweet
Rich folks to mingle with, celebrities to meet
Always mineral water for the drinking
Personal chefs to cook you anything to eat
Nevermind those Americans starved, thirsting
Wallowing in the blistering heat
Seniors baking on rooftops in the sun
whut whut
The dead floating along the street
whut whut
What the fucking whut
whut whut
What the fucking hell
Was going through your mind when She struck?
I think I might have an inkling
It wasn't about folks down on their luck
More concerned with that approval rating
Indicating you most certainly suck
And with each month continues sinking
As you drag America down into the muck
What the fucking hell were you thinking
whut whut
Instead of this nation's poverty struck?
whut whut
What the fucking whut
whut whut
What the fucking hell
When that nasty bitch Katrina fell
Mister President, did you even give a shit?
With the rains descending, so many lives ending
Why weren't you screaming at FEMA, pitching a fit?
Country clubs, birthday galas you were attending
Hawking Medicare plans, promoting your wars
Foreigners, foregin interests more worth defending
More important matters beyond our shores
Like those two wars you haven't even won
Did you even receive that message
The one that God was sending?
whut whut
And to think, your father has another son
whut whut
What the fucking whut
With all it's crispy cool air conditioning
Enjoy your ride on Air Force One
whut whut
Spoils of war and hollow victories
Savor these while you can
whut whut
What the fucking whut
America, a nation in anticipation
In need of once again being led by a compassionate man

03-09-2014, 01:53 PM	#1
Magnetron Lord High Groundhog Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: Bumblefuck, USA Posts: 1,841	The Obama Singalong Song The reason your Daddy abandoned your family Is because Barack fucked your Mama It's all his fault and if it weren't for him FOX wouldn't have canceled Futurama Obama, Obama He's the one who is making you pay For everything in your home that you don't want Obama, Obama He's the one turning your nation gay He even stopped children from writing in cursive font There wasn't enough milk for your Cocoa Puffs And the toy was missing from the box That's why your on the Internets now posting in huffs, Michelle Obama sucks dirty rich white man cocks Obama this, Obama that He's the one that ran over your cat Obama here, Obama there He's to blame for that stain in your underwear Obama, Obama He's the one playing golf Forcing taxpayers to be his caddy Obama, Obama He's the one who fucked your Mama And now you miss your Daddy Obama, Obama For better or worse Please feel free to add a verse Don't hold back - shout, rail and curse And blame him for all your setbacks and failures I slipped and fell and broke my ass When someone wished Obamacare would pass And now that my rump is in a sling I feel the overwhelming urge to sing Obama, Obama If it wasn't for you and your smart ass jokes We'd still be owners of those islands in the Bering Sea And even though that was proven to be a hoax I still believe every email forwarded to me Obama, Obama I feel enraged every time I hear You taking credit for single handedly killing Osama It pisses me off to no end that here I spend my life being a drama llama Obama this, Obama that He's the reason my tires are bald and flat Obama here, Obama there Everywhere An Obamascare Obama Twenty-Four forward slash Seven all the time Whilst you suffer as he luxuriously vacations on the taxpayer's dime I rhyme And rather badly at it too If only There had been a greater turnout For McCain and Palin From there on out It surely Would have been Smooth sailin' But now we're stuck with that awful Muslim How can one afford to trust him? Obama, Obama Because of your policies My car overheated, engine threw a rod When I hailed for a cab, it drove on by I was racially profiled, Hmmm, how odd But I know damn well it was your fault, Obama Your the cause of everything that goes wrong And because Daddy left when you fucked my Mama I involuntarily break-out in-to s-o-n-g OBAMA, OBAMA Your the reason I have crabs OBAMA, OBAMA Why my urine streams out in dribs and drabs OBAMA, OBAMA Why my toaster burns my toast OBAMA, OBAMA You fucked eveything up for him and her All of them and me From sea to shining sea From coast to coast Doodly doot doot Doodly doot doot Doodly doot doot Doodly doot doot There's a black man living in a white house Oh, it makes me pissed, but I swear to you It's not what is seems, I know it sounds bad But it has nothing to do with me being rascist That's an entirely different story altogether And only for the ears of my therapist Now, where do I begin? Let's start with, He's the cause of the tumor pressing on my brain Obama, Obama The source of all the violence erupting in the Ukraine Obama, Obama He's the reason why I'm allergic to hornets, wasps and bees And as farfetched as it sounds, how else can you explain it? Why all my clothing smells like cheese Why did have to go and fuck my Mama? Obama, Obama With Michelle right there in the room, cheering you on Obama, Obama Without you, my life would be free of so much drama And everytime I saw Oprah on the TV My pecker wouldn't turn to wood You thought I was going to say hard on, didn't ya? Hah! I got you good! Oh OH NO OBAMA, OBAMA If only you knew how much I hated you OBAMA, OBAMA And how much of my life is dedicated to OBAMA, OBAMA Dissing you on the Internet every chance I get You would cer-tain-ly whole-heartedly un-der-stand It has nothing to do with you being a black man Living in a white house White house, there's a black man living in a white house White house, white house, there's a black man living in a White house, white house, there's a black man living in a I'm not rascist, ask my therapist, it certainly has nothing to do with you being A black man living in a white house La dee da da la dee da da Doodly doot doot doooooooo __________________ . Approach the mirrored reflection saying his name three times : "Butcher .... Butcher .... Butcher ....." and wait to see if this Bogeyman urban legend manifests in the background, looming over shoulder While your neighbors were busy killing off everyone in the neighborhood with your own butcher knife in hand concealed behind your back you stood for ever before the window saying nothing

03-09-2014, 05:37 PM	#2
bronco67 Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 29,032	haha that's great. Pretty much sums it up. __________________

03-10-2014, 08:23 AM	#3
Magnetron Lord High Groundhog Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: Bumblefuck, USA Posts: 1,841	Good. I was afraid it would come off sounding a bit over the top and unrealistic. __________________ . Approach the mirrored reflection saying his name three times : "Butcher .... Butcher .... Butcher ....." and wait to see if this Bogeyman urban legend manifests in the background, looming over shoulder While your neighbors were busy killing off everyone in the neighborhood with your own butcher knife in hand concealed behind your back you stood for ever before the window saying nothing

03-14-2014, 12:06 PM	#4
Magnetron Lord High Groundhog Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: Bumblefuck, USA Posts: 1,841	Hmmmm .....now what rhymes with "Vendzilla" ............? __________________ . Approach the mirrored reflection saying his name three times : "Butcher .... Butcher .... Butcher ....." and wait to see if this Bogeyman urban legend manifests in the background, looming over shoulder While your neighbors were busy killing off everyone in the neighborhood with your own butcher knife in hand concealed behind your back you stood for ever before the window saying nothing

03-20-2014, 01:30 PM	#5
Magnetron Lord High Groundhog Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: Bumblefuck, USA Posts: 1,841	I joined Bill and Ted in a trip back in time to before Obama ruined America with his ACA and his ..... well ..... whatever else the Republicans and Teabaggers failed to block. Life was so much better then. WTF whut whut What the fuck whut whut whut What the fucking whut whut whut What the fuck whut whut whut What the fucking hell Was going through that titanium skull of yours? If God opens windows whenever he closes doors I say, God should nail everything shut whut whut And keep out all you lying politicians whut whut All you greedy whores whut whut What the fucking whut Gee, the life of a President is oh so sweet Rich folks to mingle with, celebrities to meet Always mineral water for the drinking Personal chefs to cook you anything to eat Nevermind those Americans starved, thirsting Wallowing in the blistering heat Seniors baking on rooftops in the sun whut whut The dead floating along the street whut whut What the fucking whut whut whut What the fucking hell Was going through your mind when She struck? I think I might have an inkling It wasn't about folks down on their luck More concerned with that approval rating Indicating you most certainly suck And with each month continues sinking As you drag America down into the muck What the fucking hell were you thinking whut whut Instead of this nation's poverty struck? whut whut What the fucking whut whut whut What the fucking hell When that nasty bitch Katrina fell Mister President, did you even give a shit? With the rains descending, so many lives ending Why weren't you screaming at FEMA, pitching a fit? Country clubs, birthday galas you were attending Hawking Medicare plans, promoting your wars Foreigners, foregin interests more worth defending More important matters beyond our shores Like those two wars you haven't even won Did you even receive that message The one that God was sending? whut whut And to think, your father has another son whut whut What the fucking whut With all it's crispy cool air conditioning Enjoy your ride on Air Force One whut whut Spoils of war and hollow victories Savor these while you can whut whut What the fucking whut America, a nation in anticipation In need of once again being led by a compassionate man __________________ . Approach the mirrored reflection saying his name three times : "Butcher .... Butcher .... Butcher ....." and wait to see if this Bogeyman urban legend manifests in the background, looming over shoulder While your neighbors were busy killing off everyone in the neighborhood with your own butcher knife in hand concealed behind your back you stood for ever before the window saying nothing