Magnetron

The reason your Daddy abandoned your family
Is because Barack fucked your Mama
It's all his fault and if it weren't for him
FOX wouldn't have canceled Futurama

Obama, Obama
He's the one who is making you pay
For everything in your home that you don't want

Obama, Obama
He's the one turning your nation gay
He even stopped children from writing in cursive font

There wasn't enough milk for your Cocoa Puffs
And the toy was missing from the box
That's why your on the Internets now posting in huffs,
Michelle Obama sucks dirty rich white man cocks

Obama this, Obama that
He's the one that ran over your cat

Obama here, Obama there
He's to blame for that stain in your underwear

Obama, Obama
He's the one playing golf
Forcing taxpayers to be his caddy

Obama, Obama
He's the one who fucked your Mama
And now you miss your Daddy

Obama, Obama
For better or worse
Please feel free to add a verse
Don't hold back - shout, rail and curse
And blame him for all your setbacks and failures

I slipped and fell and broke my ass
When someone wished Obamacare would pass
And now that my rump is in a sling
I feel the overwhelming urge to sing

Obama, Obama
If it wasn't for you and your smart ass jokes
We'd still be owners of those islands in the Bering Sea
And even though that was proven to be a hoax
I still believe every email forwarded to me

Obama, Obama
I feel enraged every time I hear
You taking credit for single handedly killing Osama
It pisses me off to no end that here
I spend my life being a drama llama

Obama this, Obama that
He's the reason my tires are bald and flat

Obama here, Obama there
Everywhere
An Obamascare

Obama Twenty-Four forward slash Seven all the time
Whilst you suffer as he luxuriously vacations on the taxpayer's dime

I rhyme

And rather badly at it too

If only
There had been a greater turnout
For McCain and Palin
From there on out
It surely
Would have been
Smooth sailin'
But now we're stuck with that awful Muslim

How can one afford to trust him?

Obama, Obama
Because of your policies
My car overheated, engine threw a rod
When I hailed for a cab, it drove on by
I was racially profiled, Hmmm, how odd

But I know damn well it was your fault, Obama
Your the cause of everything that goes wrong
And because Daddy left when you fucked my Mama
I involuntarily break-out in-to s-o-n-g

OBAMA, OBAMA
Your the reason I have crabs
OBAMA, OBAMA
Why my urine streams out in dribs and drabs
OBAMA, OBAMA
Why my toaster burns my toast
OBAMA, OBAMA
You fucked eveything up for him and her
All of them and me
From sea to shining sea
From coast to coast

Doodly doot doot
Doodly doot doot
Doodly doot doot
Doodly doot doot

There's a black man living in a white house
Oh, it makes me pissed, but I swear to you
It's not what is seems, I know it sounds bad
But it has nothing to do with me being rascist

That's an entirely different story altogether
And only for the ears of my therapist

Now, where do I begin?

Let's start with,
He's the cause of the tumor pressing on my brain
Obama, Obama
The source of all the violence erupting in the Ukraine
Obama, Obama
He's the reason why I'm allergic to hornets, wasps and bees
And as farfetched as it sounds, how else can you explain it?
Why all my clothing smells like cheese

Why did have to go and fuck my Mama?
Obama, Obama
With Michelle right there in the room, cheering you on
Obama, Obama
Without you, my life would be free of so much drama
And everytime I saw Oprah on the TV
My pecker wouldn't turn to wood

You thought I was going to say hard on, didn't ya?
Hah! I got you good!

Oh
OH NO

OBAMA, OBAMA
If only you knew how much I hated you
OBAMA, OBAMA
And how much of my life is dedicated to
OBAMA, OBAMA
Dissing you on the Internet every chance I get
You would cer-tain-ly whole-heartedly un-der-stand

It has nothing to do with you being a black man
Living in a white house
White house, there's a black man living in a white house
White house, white house, there's a black man living in a
White house, white house, there's a black man living in a
I'm not rascist, ask my therapist, it certainly has nothing to do with you being
A black man living in a white house

La dee da da la dee da da
Doodly doot doot doooooooo

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