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03-06-2003, 07:14 AM
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Non-offensive break up lines
Anyone got any good break up lines that pretty much say "You're a psychopath and quite frankly, you scare the shit out of me" in a nice, non-offensive kinda way?
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03-06-2003, 07:15 AM
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No Refunds Issued.
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2 words: i'm gay
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03-06-2003, 07:17 AM
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non offensive?
This the same girl that ran off with a childhood friend and you thought gave you VD? Fuck her. She deserves nothing short of spit in the face. I am afraid you deserve the abuse if you allow her to walk on you. |
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03-06-2003, 07:22 AM
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say you have AIDS
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03-06-2003, 07:23 AM
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However, look at my original post, and you'll see the reason why I want it to be non-offensive.
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03-06-2003, 07:26 AM
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Tell her it just isn't working out. She is great, tight vag, yadda yadda, but there is not spark. You still want to hang out, but never call her. She just isn't the one.
Or, take her to a nice place. Buy her an expensive dinner. Tell her about your secret fetish: you love to poop in chicks mouths. If she's up for it, crap in her mouth and then break up with her. Most likely, she will just never call again. |
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03-06-2003, 07:28 AM
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03-06-2003, 07:28 AM
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03-06-2003, 07:29 AM
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Buy her a one way bus ticket outta town.
Just make sure it's wrapped nice. |
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03-06-2003, 07:30 AM
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Besides that, she likes either tall skinny guys or big muscled guys. He's a short wimpy fat guy.
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03-06-2003, 07:38 AM
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Just remember Uncle Labret told you the golden rule you will eventually live by... all women are liars. I know its not very sensitive euro-punk to look at women in that manner, but you are just gonna have to try. Either that or spend the rest of your life getting hurt because you allowed yourself to fall into that pit called "trust". |
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03-06-2003, 07:39 AM
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03-06-2003, 07:53 AM
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Let's do some business.
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03-06-2003, 08:48 AM
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Just tell her that she is too easy and that you prefer to marry a virgin. Works every time.
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03-06-2003, 08:53 AM
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buy her a real expensive watch. a really nice one. put a note in the box that just says "time's up".
that should get the point across.
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03-06-2003, 08:56 AM
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Hmm, I'd like to hear more REAL good lines too. I might be in the same ship as pw, but I am not sure yet
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03-06-2003, 08:57 AM
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Actually, I think I am just temporarily horny for one of my ex girlfriends.
I'm 31 and pretty immature  |
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03-06-2003, 09:00 AM
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LIVING LA VITA LOCA
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the classic one it's not you it''s me...
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03-06-2003, 09:04 AM
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Tell her you have a crush on her mom.
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