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CurrentlySober · 03-08-2014, 01:33 AM

I performed my first piece of 'Street Magic' today - With fantastic results !!!!

I went to my local 'tescos' Gas/Petrol station to fill up my car. On the way in to pay, I saw a green card shaped thing on the floor...

Picked it up, turned it over, and it was some kinda holder for a 'Teachers ID' (With Photo) for a guy called 'Jamie'... I did a quick look around the store, and I didn't see him -but I couldn't make a meal of it, as I was parked at the pump, blocking traffic, and was supposed to just pay and go...

So, I paid, left, and put the card in my pocket - WITH THE FULL INTENTION OF REPORTING IT TO THE NUMBER ON THE CARD AS LOST AND FOUND etc...

As I'm pulling out, 'Jamie' walks out the store ! I stop, put my window down, and ask 'Are you Jamie mate?'

Jamie looks at me a bit confused, but kinda pulls himself together (As I may logically be a parent of one of his 'pupils') and says 'Err yes mate. How can I help you?'

I reply - 'Do you like magic?'

He looks confused and says ' err yeah...... '

So I hand him it and say - Is this YOUR CARD?'

His face was a fucking picture !!!!

Anyway - Good deed for the day now done - Back to being nasty

lol

lucas131 · 03-08-2014, 01:46 AM

stolen nick? or why is poo missing?

CurrentlySober · 03-08-2014, 01:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lucas131

stolen nick? or why is poo missing?

Sorry - Re-Edit of OP...

I produced a poo, "As If By Magic"... on a busy street....

But, thinking about it - Thats an everyday thing... Not worth posting about...

nexcom28 · 03-08-2014, 01:57 AM

That's Magic

CurrentlySober · 03-08-2014, 02:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nexcom28

That's Magic

It WAS for Jamie

lol

DamianJ · 03-08-2014, 03:15 AM

Well done! I am very proud!

DVTimes · 03-08-2014, 03:38 AM

very good

BAKO · 03-08-2014, 11:33 AM

u still eat poo

sandman! · 03-08-2014, 12:07 PM

rogueteens · 03-08-2014, 01:05 PM

CurrentlySober · 03-09-2014, 01:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rogueteens

I feel as old as he looks these days...

rogueteens · 03-09-2014, 02:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

I feel as old as he looks these days...

He has his own eBay account where he sells off his old tricks. looking at some of the comments from buyers, I don't think many realise who they are buying off!

John-ACWM · 03-10-2014, 03:06 AM

quite a funny story

Phoenix · 03-10-2014, 03:11 AM

that is cool actually...i bet he is telling the story as well

without the poop though

Chosen · 03-10-2014, 03:22 AM

Nice

03-08-2014, 01:33 AM	#1
CurrentlySober Too lazy to wipe my ass Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: A Public Bathroom Posts: 38,676	DamianJ would be proud of me - I AM NOW A STREET MAGICIAN! I performed my first piece of 'Street Magic' today - With fantastic results !!!! I went to my local 'tescos' Gas/Petrol station to fill up my car. On the way in to pay, I saw a green card shaped thing on the floor... Picked it up, turned it over, and it was some kinda holder for a 'Teachers ID' (With Photo) for a guy called 'Jamie'... I did a quick look around the store, and I didn't see him -but I couldn't make a meal of it, as I was parked at the pump, blocking traffic, and was supposed to just pay and go... So, I paid, left, and put the card in my pocket - WITH THE FULL INTENTION OF REPORTING IT TO THE NUMBER ON THE CARD AS LOST AND FOUND etc... As I'm pulling out, 'Jamie' walks out the store ! I stop, put my window down, and ask 'Are you Jamie mate?' Jamie looks at me a bit confused, but kinda pulls himself together (As I may logically be a parent of one of his 'pupils') and says 'Err yes mate. How can I help you?' I reply - 'Do you like magic?' He looks confused and says ' err yeah...... ' So I hand him it and say - Is this YOUR CARD?' His face was a fucking picture !!!! Anyway - Good deed for the day now done - Back to being nasty lol __________________ My AI Handywork... My Dream Gal... XXX 👁️ 👍️ 💩

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