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03-08-2014 01:33 AM |
DamianJ would be proud of me - I AM NOW A STREET MAGICIAN!
I performed my first piece of 'Street Magic' today - With fantastic results !!!!
I went to my local 'tescos' Gas/Petrol station to fill up my car. On the way in to pay, I saw a green card shaped thing on the floor...
Picked it up, turned it over, and it was some kinda holder for a 'Teachers ID' (With Photo) for a guy called 'Jamie'... I did a quick look around the store, and I didn't see him -but I couldn't make a meal of it, as I was parked at the pump, blocking traffic, and was supposed to just pay and go...
So, I paid, left, and put the card in my pocket - WITH THE FULL INTENTION OF REPORTING IT TO THE NUMBER ON THE CARD AS LOST AND FOUND etc...
As I'm pulling out, 'Jamie' walks out the store ! I stop, put my window down, and ask 'Are you Jamie mate?'
Jamie looks at me a bit confused, but kinda pulls himself together (As I may logically be a parent of one of his 'pupils') and says 'Err yes mate. How can I help you?'
I reply - 'Do you like magic?'
He looks confused and says ' err yeah...... '
So I hand him it and say - Is this YOUR CARD?'
His face was a fucking picture !!!!
Anyway - Good deed for the day now done - Back to being nasty :) lol
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