North Korea confirms it has landed a man on the Sun! - GoFuckYourself.com

Rochard · 01-31-2014, 09:54 AM

This just in: North Korea has landed a man on the Sun. 17-year-old Hung Il Gong started his journey at 3am this morning, travelling alone, to reach our nearest star, a journey that took him just 4 hours.

A North Korean central news anchorman said during a live broadcast: "We are very delighted to announce a successful mission to put a man on the sun. North Korea has beaten every other country in the world to the sun. Hung Il Gong is a hero and deserves a hero's welcome when he returns home later this evening".

Hung is expected back on Earth in just a few hours time, where he will be greeted by his uncle, and supreme leader: Kim Jong-un. Hung traveled in the cover of darkness, as it would protect him from the harsh, and extreme temperatures of the Sun. Hung will also be bringing back some sun spot samples for his uncle, which I'm sure he will show off to the world in a short amount of time.

The North Korean central news agency is calling the 18-hour mission the "greatest human achievement of our time" - and so they should, landing a man on the Sun, a trip that took 18 hours return, is quite the achievement, all things considered. I wonder if Dennis Rodman considered this a slam dunk for the country.

From: http://www.tweaktown.com/news/35032/...QYwDJYTi43f.99

lucas131 · 01-31-2014, 09:58 AM

great, now they will own all rights for solar energy ...

... oh man

Sly · 01-31-2014, 09:59 AM

And this is why we should always believe North Korea and more importantly, the Internet.

They always tell the truth!

dyna mo · 01-31-2014, 10:03 AM

Very smart of them to go at night.

pornmasta · 01-31-2014, 10:09 AM

Did you know that you don't need to have lighter on the sun ?

John-ACWM · 01-31-2014, 10:17 AM

that was fun.

The Duck · 01-31-2014, 10:23 AM

Why didn't they just have Dennis Rodman reach up and touch it with his penis.

seeandsee · 01-31-2014, 10:25 AM

Great Uncle is new dark side!

J. Falcon · 01-31-2014, 10:29 AM

Hung traveled in the cover of darkness, as it would protect him from the harsh, and extreme temperatures of the Sun.

LOL.

Rochard · 01-31-2014, 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

Very smart of them to go at night.

Okay now that was funny!

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 01-31-2014, 11:00 AM

Have to give those wiley North Korean commies credit for outsmarting NASA...who knew that going to the sun was so easy - and why the hell didn't NASA think about flying at night to keep from burning up?!?

In this Dec. 12, 2012 file image made from video, North Korea's Unha-3 rocket lifts off from the Sohae launching station in Tongchang-ri, North Korea.

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xNetworx · 01-31-2014, 11:21 AM

2MuchMark · 01-31-2014, 11:40 AM

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itx · 01-31-2014, 12:38 PM

LOL

JockoHomo · 01-31-2014, 01:11 PM

Penny24Seven · 01-31-2014, 03:32 PM

4 hours? I don't see how he made it in 4 hours. It would take at least 8 hours at full speed plus you have to slow down and he only has about 12 hours of darkness. Once the sun comes up he is fried. Something just does not add up

ottopottomouse · 01-31-2014, 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo

Very smart of them to go at night.

Makes sense to me.

JFK · 01-31-2014, 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo

Very smart of them to go at night.

bronco67 · 01-31-2014, 06:00 PM

If you're going to cook up such a whopper, why not just say it took 2 hours?

lucas131 · 01-31-2014, 08:02 PM

is he back already? fried korean?

magicmike · 01-31-2014, 08:53 PM

lol...

Too bad its currently impossible to launch a rocket into the sun, it would get stuck in orbit before it got there.

Creatine · 01-31-2014, 08:55 PM

Seems totally legit.

whOaKemosabe · 01-31-2014, 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by magicmike

lol...

Too bad its currently impossible to launch a rocket into the sun, it would get stuck in orbit before it got there.

rayadp05 · 01-31-2014, 11:54 PM

WTF?

Just Alex · 01-31-2014, 11:55 PM

Great success

PornCious · 02-01-2014, 12:07 AM

Drunk Irish media spread the bogus story.

j3rkules · 02-01-2014, 03:55 AM

Into the sun??!!

Ferus · 02-01-2014, 04:02 AM

Somewhere a few college kids is lauging their ass off because people belive that shit was broadcasted in North Korea.

xpimp · 02-01-2014, 04:27 AM

seems gay legit

crockett · 02-01-2014, 06:40 AM

lucas131 · 02-01-2014, 07:19 AM

i have sent this info to our biggest newspaper, still nothing from them so far ...

Maqua · 02-01-2014, 07:22 AM

Wow hehe

PiracyPitbull · 02-01-2014, 07:58 AM

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Originally Posted by bronco67

If you're going to cook up such a whopper, why not just say it took 2 hours?

as retarded as that story is, 2 hours isn't any more of a whopper than 4 hours really being that the best a man made object could currently travel that distance is around 100 days. 4 hours means he would have to travel at over 23 million miles an hour.

freecartoonporn · 02-01-2014, 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by lucas131

i have sent this info to our biggest newspaper, still nothing from them so far ...

you will see it in 2morrows newspaper.

j3rkules · 02-01-2014, 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CamBoss

Startzone · 02-03-2014, 08:14 AM

He must having cold feet.................LOL

martin-clickpapa · 02-07-2014, 04:14 AM

can't imagine how can they broadcast this

JasonCollins · 02-07-2014, 04:32 AM

This is really cool!

I imagine that since they were able to accomplish this tremendous feat that they would be able to figure out intergalactic travel and can probably make contact with new life forms!

j3rkules · 02-07-2014, 04:35 AM

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Originally Posted by martin-clickpapa

can't imagine how can they broadcast this

bluebook18 · 02-07-2014, 04:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CamBoss

WTF

balint · 02-24-2014, 06:07 AM

Hung got back and he was really sun-tanned

xinyonghu · 02-24-2014, 06:14 AM

hahaha....

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