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North Korea confirms it has landed a man on the Sun!
This just in: North Korea has landed a man on the Sun. 17-year-old Hung Il Gong started his journey at 3am this morning, travelling alone, to reach our nearest star, a journey that took him just 4 hours.
http://imagescdn.tweaktown.com/news/...on_the_sun.jpg A North Korean central news anchorman said during a live broadcast: "We are very delighted to announce a successful mission to put a man on the sun. North Korea has beaten every other country in the world to the sun. Hung Il Gong is a hero and deserves a hero's welcome when he returns home later this evening". Hung is expected back on Earth in just a few hours time, where he will be greeted by his uncle, and supreme leader: Kim Jong-un. Hung traveled in the cover of darkness, as it would protect him from the harsh, and extreme temperatures of the Sun. Hung will also be bringing back some sun spot samples for his uncle, which I'm sure he will show off to the world in a short amount of time. The North Korean central news agency is calling the 18-hour mission the "greatest human achievement of our time" - and so they should, landing a man on the Sun, a trip that took 18 hours return, is quite the achievement, all things considered. I wonder if Dennis Rodman considered this a slam dunk for the country. From: http://www.tweaktown.com/news/35032/...QYwDJYTi43f.99 |
great, now they will own all rights for solar energy ... :1orglaugh ... oh man :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
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And this is why we should always believe North Korea and more importantly, the Internet.
They always tell the truth! |
Very smart of them to go at night.
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Did you know that you don't need to have lighter on the sun ?
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:1orglaugh that was fun.
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Why didn't they just have Dennis Rodman reach up and touch it with his penis.
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Great Uncle is new dark side!
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Hung traveled in the cover of darkness, as it would protect him from the harsh, and extreme temperatures of the Sun.
LOL. |
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Have to give those wiley North Korean commies credit for outsmarting NASA...who knew that going to the sun was so easy - and why the hell didn't NASA think about flying at night to keep from burning up?!? :mad: :firehair
http://gdb.voanews.com/2DE00FDC-CC2F..._w640_r1_s.jpg In this Dec. 12, 2012 file image made from video, North Korea's Unha-3 rocket lifts off from the Sohae launching station in Tongchang-ri, North Korea. :stoned ADG |
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LOL :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
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4 hours? I don't see how he made it in 4 hours. It would take at least 8 hours at full speed plus you have to slow down and he only has about 12 hours of darkness. Once the sun comes up he is fried. Something just does not add up
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If you're going to cook up such a whopper, why not just say it took 2 hours?
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is he back already? fried korean? :)
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lol...
Too bad its currently impossible to launch a rocket into the sun, it would get stuck in orbit before it got there. |
Seems totally legit.
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WTF? :1orglaugh
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Great success
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Drunk Irish media spread the bogus story.
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Into the sun??!!:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
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Somewhere a few college kids is lauging their ass off because people belive that shit was broadcasted in North Korea.
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seems gay legit
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i have sent this info to our biggest newspaper, still nothing from them so far ...
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Wow hehe
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He must having cold feet.................LOL
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can't imagine how can they broadcast this :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
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This is really cool! :banana
I imagine that since they were able to accomplish this tremendous feat that they would be able to figure out intergalactic travel and can probably make contact with new life forms! :thumbsup |
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Hung got back and he was really sun-tanned :)
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hahaha....
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