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CurrentlySober · 02-23-2014, 01:14 AM

What are your plans for after church?

I'm going to take a walk on the beach....

EddyTheDog · 02-23-2014, 01:16 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

What are your plans for after church?

I'm going to take a walk on the beach....

When you say 'church' you mean 'the pub' right?..

Arnox · 02-23-2014, 01:40 AM

Something something, poo.

CurrentlySober · 02-23-2014, 01:48 AM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

When you say 'church' you mean 'the pub' right?..

Why no Sir - I mean 'THE CHURCH' - I am SHOCKED!

I am extremely active within my local Christian community, and simply CANNOT WAIT for Fridays RIVETING chance to meet a banana producer... Thanks Church

Please tell me Sir? If you are not active within your local christian community, then why are you not?

I have heard rumours that you are 'Gay' Sir? That means you are happy because of gods love?

Sir? Am I correct Sir?

CurrentlySober · 02-23-2014, 01:51 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Why no Sir - I mean 'THE CHURCH' - I am SHOCKED!

I am extremely active within my local Christian community, and simply CANNOT WAIT for Fridays RIVETING chance to meet a banana producer... Thanks Church

Please tell me Sir? If you are not active within your local christian community, then why are you not?

I have heard rumours that you are 'Gay' Sir? That means you are happy because of gods love?

Sir? Am I correct Sir?

Infact I am even going to make him a donations of a few NON fair trade Bananas.... (They are cheaper, and therefore I can afford it)
God be with you Sir

CurrentlySober · 02-23-2014, 01:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Arnox

Something something, Bananas.

FTFY Sir

Please Sir? You have me job?

EddyTheDog · 02-23-2014, 02:07 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Infact I am even going to make him a donations of a few NON fair trade Bananas.... (They are cheaper, and therefore I can afford it)
God be with you Sir

They wont let me in a church since the 'incident'...

Its a shame - That banana thing looks great

.....

rogueteens · 02-23-2014, 02:24 AM

After church, I'll be helping out at the soup kitchen and sorting clothes for one of the charity shops then after that I'm going to walk the dogs of some local elderly people. I'll be finishing the day by bible reading. a normal Sunday really for most Brits.

CurrentlySober · 02-23-2014, 02:27 AM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

They wont let me in a church since the 'incident'...

Next time, DONT ADMIT YOU BELIVE!

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

Its a shame - That banana thing looks great

.....

Its from 1923 - Obviously the slave trade ERA - That must be why he is in the UK trying to flog his Bandannas...

WDF · 02-23-2014, 02:29 AM

I wonder how he produces those Bananas.

Are they synthetic rather then grown?

CurrentlySober · 02-23-2014, 02:33 AM

dupe poost

CurrentlySober · 02-23-2014, 02:37 AM

Aside Bananas... We also like Poos down here...

Sorry - They don't mention Bananas even once

I bet Stephen Best and his Bananas were disappointed...

Fulll CONCERT?

CurrentlySober · 02-23-2014, 02:48 AM

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Originally Posted by rogueteens

After church, I'll be helping out at the soup kitchen and sorting clothes for one of the charity shops then after that I'm going to walk the dogs of some local elderly people. I'll be finishing the day by bible reading. a normal Sunday really for most Brits.

You are GOOD MAN SIR...

I bet you look after your Mother too Sir? Very Honourable....

You VERY Good Man Sir - Very GOOD MAN....

You have job 4 me ? Sir???

CurrentlySober · 02-23-2014, 02:50 AM

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Originally Posted by WDF

I wonder how he produces those Bananas.

Are they synthetic rather then grown?

I shall ask him Sir - Thn report back.

Meanwhile I shall give hm your contact details so as if he was wanting to contact you himself Sir,then he could sir.

Tell me sir - If I do good you give me job Sir?

(PS You are very pretty Sir)

rogueteens · 02-23-2014, 03:03 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

You have job 4 me ? Sir???

Can you undercut the Poles? Cash in hand, of cause ...

CurrentlySober · 02-23-2014, 03:10 AM

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Originally Posted by rogueteens

Can you undercut the Poles? Cash in hand, of cause ...

I understand absooolflutly everything you say sir.

But I am not cut as I have a foreskin, however you can place your pole in my hand whenever you like sir?

rogueteens · 02-23-2014, 03:25 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

I understand absooolflutly everything you say sir.

But I am not cut as I have a foreskin, however you can place your pole in my hand whenever you like sir?

okay, as long as you've washed your hands after pooing.

red-xxx · 02-23-2014, 05:59 AM

I've been on my knees all morning

winter_ · 02-23-2014, 07:41 AM

come on currentlysober tell us what is really going on with you.

CurrentlySober · 02-23-2014, 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by rogueteens

After church, I'll be helping out at the poop kitchen...

You said POOP!

rogueteens · 02-23-2014, 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

You said POOP!

TSK! Me and my potty mouth!

CurrentlySober · 02-23-2014, 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by rogueteens

potty mouth!

winter_ · 02-23-2014, 11:34 AM

british chocolate bars are disgusting.

CurrentlySober · 02-23-2014, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by winter_

british chocolate bars are disgusting.

I agree.

4 Real...

I spent nearly 8 years in the US, and HATED them at first... Just like the Bread...

But now, I get 'American CANDY' from an 'American Candy' store in town these days, where they impooot it...

Lovely

(Sir...)

WDF · 02-23-2014, 11:53 AM

LMAO new avatar CS? Love the Red M&M!

Is that your Currently Bin Pooing costume?

Use Dear instead of Sir, it sounds more authentic, more Indian.

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