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CurrentlySober 02-23-2014 01:14 AM

Sunday Morning in the UK... So...
 
What are your plans for after church?

I'm going to take a walk on the beach....

EddyTheDog 02-23-2014 01:16 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 19992643)
What are your plans for after church?

I'm going to take a walk on the beach....

When you say 'church' you mean 'the pub' right?..

Arnox 02-23-2014 01:40 AM

Something something, poo.

CurrentlySober 02-23-2014 01:48 AM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 19992645)
When you say 'church' you mean 'the pub' right?..

http://i.imgur.com/GmXf0Xa.jpg

Why no Sir - I mean 'THE CHURCH' - I am SHOCKED!

I am extremely active within my local Christian community, and simply CANNOT WAIT for Fridays RIVETING chance to meet a banana producer... Thanks Church :thumbsup

Please tell me Sir? If you are not active within your local christian community, then why are you not?

I have heard rumours that you are 'Gay' Sir? That means you are happy because of gods love?

Sir? Am I correct Sir?

CurrentlySober 02-23-2014 01:51 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 19992650)
http://i.imgur.com/GmXf0Xa.jpg

Why no Sir - I mean 'THE CHURCH' - I am SHOCKED!

I am extremely active within my local Christian community, and simply CANNOT WAIT for Fridays RIVETING chance to meet a banana producer... Thanks Church :thumbsup

Please tell me Sir? If you are not active within your local christian community, then why are you not?

I have heard rumours that you are 'Gay' Sir? That means you are happy because of gods love?

Sir? Am I correct Sir?

Infact I am even going to make him a donations of a few NON fair trade Bananas.... (They are cheaper, and therefore I can afford it)
God be with you Sir :thumbsup

CurrentlySober 02-23-2014 01:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Arnox (Post 19992647)
Something something, Bananas.

FTFY Sir :thumbsup






Please Sir? You have me job?

EddyTheDog 02-23-2014 02:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 19992651)
Infact I am even going to make him a donations of a few NON fair trade Bananas.... (They are cheaper, and therefore I can afford it)
God be with you Sir :thumbsup

They wont let me in a church since the 'incident'...

Its a shame - That banana thing looks great:thumbsup.....

rogueteens 02-23-2014 02:24 AM

After church, I'll be helping out at the soup kitchen and sorting clothes for one of the charity shops then after that I'm going to walk the dogs of some local elderly people. I'll be finishing the day by bible reading. a normal Sunday really for most Brits.

CurrentlySober 02-23-2014 02:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 19992659)
They wont let me in a church since the 'incident'...

Next time, DONT ADMIT YOU BELIVE! :2 cents:

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 19992659)
Its a shame - That banana thing looks great:thumbsup.....



Its from 1923 - Obviously the slave trade ERA - That must be why he is in the UK trying to flog his Bandannas...

WDF 02-23-2014 02:29 AM

I wonder how he produces those Bananas.

Are they synthetic rather then grown?

CurrentlySober 02-23-2014 02:33 AM

dupe poost

CurrentlySober 02-23-2014 02:37 AM

Aside Bananas... We also like Poos down here...







Sorry - They don't mention Bananas even once :(
I bet Stephen Best and his Bananas were disappointed... :2 cents:

Fulll CONCERT?


CurrentlySober 02-23-2014 02:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rogueteens (Post 19992665)
After church, I'll be helping out at the soup kitchen and sorting clothes for one of the charity shops then after that I'm going to walk the dogs of some local elderly people. I'll be finishing the day by bible reading. a normal Sunday really for most Brits.

You are GOOD MAN SIR...

I bet you look after your Mother too Sir? Very Honourable....

You VERY Good Man Sir - Very GOOD MAN....



You have job 4 me ? Sir???

CurrentlySober 02-23-2014 02:50 AM

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Originally Posted by WDF (Post 19992667)
I wonder how he produces those Bananas.

Are they synthetic rather then grown?

I shall ask him Sir - Thn report back.

Meanwhile I shall give hm your contact details so as if he was wanting to contact you himself Sir,then he could sir.

Tell me sir - If I do good you give me job Sir?

(PS You are very pretty Sir)

rogueteens 02-23-2014 03:03 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 19992676)
You have job 4 me ? Sir???

Can you undercut the Poles? Cash in hand, of cause ...

CurrentlySober 02-23-2014 03:10 AM

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Originally Posted by rogueteens (Post 19992686)
Can you undercut the Poles? Cash in hand, of cause ...

I understand absooolflutly everything you say sir.

But I am not cut as I have a foreskin, however you can place your pole in my hand whenever you like sir?

rogueteens 02-23-2014 03:25 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 19992689)
I understand absooolflutly everything you say sir.

But I am not cut as I have a foreskin, however you can place your pole in my hand whenever you like sir?

okay, as long as you've washed your hands after pooing.

red-xxx 02-23-2014 05:59 AM

I've been on my knees all morning :winkwink:
http://31.media.tumblr.com/55750e608...ys7ao1_500.jpg

winter_ 02-23-2014 07:41 AM

come on currentlysober tell us what is really going on with you.

CurrentlySober 02-23-2014 08:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rogueteens (Post 19992665)
After church, I'll be helping out at the poop kitchen...

You said POOP! :thumbsup

http://i.imgur.com/KDh39X9.gif

rogueteens 02-23-2014 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 19992917)
You said POOP! :thumbsup

http://i.imgur.com/KDh39X9.gif

TSK! Me and my potty mouth!

CurrentlySober 02-23-2014 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by rogueteens (Post 19992942)
potty mouth!

http://i.imgur.com/4BstejR.jpg

winter_ 02-23-2014 11:34 AM

british chocolate bars are disgusting.

CurrentlySober 02-23-2014 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by winter_ (Post 19993022)
british chocolate bars are disgusting.

I agree.

4 Real... :(

I spent nearly 8 years in the US, and HATED them at first... Just like the Bread...

But now, I get 'American CANDY' from an 'American Candy' store in town these days, where they impooot it...

Lovely :thumbsup

(Sir...)

WDF 02-23-2014 11:53 AM

LMAO new avatar CS? Love the Red M&M!

Is that your Currently Bin Pooing costume?

Use Dear instead of Sir, it sounds more authentic, more Indian.


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