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Old 02-13-2014, 02:56 PM   #1
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Valentine's Day Can Suck My Sweaty Balls! Who's With Me?



I'm talking sweaty, smelly, stanky, steamy, skanky BALLS. In fact, I'm not gonna shower or wipe my ass today so that tomorrow, on the actual Valentine's Day, the underside of my ball sack will have shit streaks on it.
Bon appetite Valentine's Day!







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Old 02-13-2014, 02:58 PM   #2
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Old 02-13-2014, 02:59 PM   #3
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Just you Lover but the flower & cocaine bills are killing me.
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Old 02-13-2014, 06:32 PM   #5
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Apparently GFY is filled with lovers loving Valentine's Day.
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I'm expecting a visit from a certain taxi driver - Quick fuck and he will be gone - Soooo romantic...
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Old 02-14-2014, 12:15 AM   #10
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It's fucking stupid and I hate it. Big waste of goddamned money.

Didn't we just do this shit for Christmas like 6 weeks ago? Why do I have to buy so many fucking presents for people?

YES... VALENTINE'S DAY CAN SUCK MY BALLS, AS WELL!
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The Big Day is here.
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Even my taxi driver didn't turn up - Total disaster...

Some crap about his wife - If he turns up tonight he can play with himself.....
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It's fucking stupid and I hate it. Big waste of goddamned money.

Didn't we just do this shit for Christmas like 6 weeks ago? Why do I have to buy so many fucking presents for people?

YES... VALENTINE'S DAY CAN SUCK MY BALLS, AS WELL!
we have to keep that economic train chugging. nothing better than buying useless shit no one needs.
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Wait. What day?

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Being single = it doesn't exist.It's funny to watch guys rush to flower shops just because of a date.
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Yeah but even being single on Valentine's Day sucks balls because you have to hear all the commercials 24/7 on the radio, tv, it's crazy. SO glad it's over. LOL

PS - Smart man, being single with all those insanely hot eastern european babes all around you!
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Thank Jesus it is OVER.
I wasn't about to join you in any sweaty ball sucking anyhow, but thanks for the invite.
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Can't agree with the OP.

Started off with giving her a dozen red roses...and just now got back from an amazing dinner with the wife at the Pier61 overlooking Port Dalhousie harbour.
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Can't agree with the OP.

Started off with giving her a dozen red roses...and just now got back from an amazing dinner with the wife at the Pier61 overlooking Port Dalhousie harbour.
Ban this mofo immediately LOL.
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Ban this mofo immediately LOL.
Sorry, didn't mean to make fleshlight enthusiasts look inadequate.

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Yeah but even being single on Valentine's Day sucks balls because you have to hear all the commercials 24/7 on the radio, tv, it's crazy. SO glad it's over. LOL

PS - Smart man, being single with all those insanely hot eastern european babes all around you!
You really need to learn how to not to a give a fuck
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