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The Porn Nerd 02-13-2014 02:56 PM
Valentine's Day Can Suck My Sweaty Balls! Who's With Me?
 
http://www.pornnerdnetwork.com/gfy/valentine1.jpg

I'm talking sweaty, smelly, stanky, steamy, skanky BALLS. In fact, I'm not gonna shower or wipe my ass today so that tomorrow, on the actual Valentine's Day, the underside of my ball sack will have shit streaks on it.
Bon appetite Valentine's Day!

http://www.pornnerdnetwork.com/gfy/valentine2.jpg

http://www.pornnerdnetwork.com/gfy/valentine.gif

http://www.pornnerdnetwork.com/gfy/valentine3.jpg

Who's with me?

BAKO 02-13-2014 02:58 PM
got nobody to love u ?

The Porn Nerd 02-13-2014 02:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BAKO (Post 19981663)
got nobody to love u ?
Just you Lover but the flower & cocaine bills are killing me.

j3rkules 02-13-2014 03:01 PM
http://www.quickmeme.com/img/f4/f43c...493e5876c7.jpg

lmao

The Porn Nerd 02-13-2014 06:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by celebsnudehd (Post 19981667)
Apparently GFY is filled with lovers loving Valentine's Day.
PFFFFT!

Spunky 02-13-2014 06:35 PM
Mom says I'm handsome

EddyTheDog 02-13-2014 06:39 PM
I'm expecting a visit from a certain taxi driver - Quick fuck and he will be gone - Soooo romantic...

SomeCreep 02-13-2014 08:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by celebsnudehd (Post 19981667)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

themason698 02-13-2014 11:20 PM
happy valentines balls

greenleaf 02-14-2014 12:15 AM
It's fucking stupid and I hate it. Big waste of goddamned money.

Didn't we just do this shit for Christmas like 6 weeks ago? Why do I have to buy so many fucking presents for people?

YES... VALENTINE'S DAY CAN SUCK MY BALLS, AS WELL!

John-ACWM 02-14-2014 02:01 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by celebsnudehd (Post 19981667)
:1orglaugh

The Porn Nerd 02-14-2014 08:37 AM
The Big Day is here.
Suck it.

j3rkules 02-14-2014 08:43 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd (Post 19982618)
The Big Day is here.
Suck it.
:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

The Porn Nerd 02-15-2014 09:37 AM
Thank Jesus it is OVER.

EddyTheDog 02-15-2014 09:45 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd (Post 19983796)
Thank Jesus it is OVER.
Even my taxi driver didn't turn up - Total disaster...

Some crap about his wife - If he turns up tonight he can play with himself.....

BlackCrayon 02-15-2014 09:53 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by greenleaf (Post 19982174)
It's fucking stupid and I hate it. Big waste of goddamned money.

Didn't we just do this shit for Christmas like 6 weeks ago? Why do I have to buy so many fucking presents for people?

YES... VALENTINE'S DAY CAN SUCK MY BALLS, AS WELL!
we have to keep that economic train chugging. nothing better than buying useless shit no one needs.

MediaGuy 02-15-2014 12:45 PM
Wait. What day?

:D

Klen 02-15-2014 03:03 PM
Being single = it doesn't exist.It's funny to watch guys rush to flower shops just because of a date.

The Porn Nerd 02-15-2014 05:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KlenTelaris (Post 19984074)
Being single = it doesn't exist.It's funny to watch guys rush to flower shops just because of a date.
Yeah but even being single on Valentine's Day sucks balls because you have to hear all the commercials 24/7 on the radio, tv, it's crazy. SO glad it's over. LOL

PS - Smart man, being single with all those insanely hot eastern european babes all around you! :thumbsup

Magnetron 02-15-2014 06:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd (Post 19983796)
Thank Jesus it is OVER.
I wasn't about to join you in any sweaty ball sucking anyhow, but thanks for the invite.

SilentKnight 02-15-2014 06:26 PM
Can't agree with the OP.

Started off with giving her a dozen red roses...and just now got back from an amazing dinner with the wife at the Pier61 overlooking Port Dalhousie harbour.

The Porn Nerd 02-15-2014 06:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Magnetron (Post 19984218)
I wasn't about to join you in any sweaty ball sucking anyhow, but thanks for the invite.
Party pooper.


Quote:
Originally Posted by SilentKnight (Post 19984222)
Can't agree with the OP.

Started off with giving her a dozen red roses...and just now got back from an amazing dinner with the wife at the Pier61 overlooking Port Dalhousie harbour.
Ban this mofo immediately LOL.

SilentKnight 02-15-2014 09:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd (Post 19984240)
Ban this mofo immediately LOL.
Sorry, didn't mean to make fleshlight enthusiasts look inadequate.

My bad. :1orglaugh

Klen 02-16-2014 02:13 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd (Post 19984200)
Yeah but even being single on Valentine's Day sucks balls because you have to hear all the commercials 24/7 on the radio, tv, it's crazy. SO glad it's over. LOL

PS - Smart man, being single with all those insanely hot eastern european babes all around you! :thumbsup
You really need to learn how to not to a give a fuck :1orglaugh


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