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Old 02-14-2014, 11:37 AM   #1
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:tongue "Roses are Red" poems
Roses are red violets are blue god made us beautiful what happened to you

Roses are Red, Black is Black, Come to my House, I'll sell some Crack

Roses are awful,Violets are the pits,Lift up your shirt,And show us your tits

Roses are red watches are gold now get on your knees and do what your told

Roses are Red, The Grass is Green, Open your legs, and I'll fill you with cream!

and one for CurrentlySober
Roses are brown violets are brown, who shit in my garden?
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Old 02-14-2014, 11:44 AM   #2
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Old 02-14-2014, 11:48 AM   #3
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Youtube is red ,Facebook is blue, Pornhub is down ,You'll Have to do
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Old 02-14-2014, 11:55 AM   #4
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Old 02-14-2014, 11:57 AM   #5
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Old 02-14-2014, 11:58 AM   #6
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bricks are red and all over the walls
the next poster sucks donkey balls
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Old 02-14-2014, 11:59 AM   #7
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Old 02-14-2014, 12:02 PM   #8
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Old 02-14-2014, 12:08 PM   #9
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Roses are red Violets are blue When god gave us brains Where the hell were you?
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Old 02-14-2014, 12:43 PM   #10
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Your post I just quoted
OMFG
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Old 02-14-2014, 12:52 PM   #11
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Old 02-14-2014, 12:58 PM   #12
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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Who is your Daddy, and What does he Do?
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Old 02-14-2014, 01:02 PM   #13
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Get on your knees bitch
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Old 02-14-2014, 01:37 PM   #14
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roses are red

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I spam your thread

when I go and eat my bread..
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Old 02-14-2014, 01:41 PM   #15
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That was Rohypnol.
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Old 02-14-2014, 01:42 PM   #16
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Old 02-14-2014, 01:53 PM   #17
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Old 02-14-2014, 01:57 PM   #18
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Old 02-14-2014, 01:57 PM   #19
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Old 02-14-2014, 02:18 PM   #20
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Roses are red, dead ones are gray. Now you really must tell me, does your mom know your gay?
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Old 02-14-2014, 02:30 PM   #21
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Old 02-14-2014, 05:26 PM   #23
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Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

This thread is stupid,

and so are you.
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Poems are hard
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