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Old 01-19-2014, 05:20 AM   #1
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Quick Rant...

A good friend of mine has got herself pregnant - Stupid bloody cow!!!

No clue who the father is of course - She can't get rid of it because she is Catholic - Fucking anyone with enough cash is fine though - Now I have to go to Spain and kill her.....

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Old 01-19-2014, 05:21 AM   #2
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Tell her to stop being catholic then. There is the real stupid part.
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Old 01-19-2014, 05:32 AM   #3
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So assuming she's just a couple months or so pregnant she can't look back and figure who she fucked without protection within a given period of a week or so?

Is her middle name "Gang-Bang?"


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Old 01-19-2014, 05:49 AM   #4
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Tell her to stop being catholic then. There is the real stupid part.
Exactly...

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So assuming she's just a couple months or so pregnant she can't figure who she fucked without protection within a given period of a week or so?

Is her middle name "Gang-Bang?"
She is a hooker - I thought I made that point clear?..

However, because she is a 'good catholic' she cant get rid of the kid - That's why I am ranting...

In the meantime my mum lives in the same town - I have set her on my friend - I will go and pickup what's left.....
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Old 01-19-2014, 05:54 AM   #5
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She is a hooker - I thought I made that point clear?..
Not really ….. …..

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Old 01-19-2014, 06:01 AM   #6
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Tell her to get a new start and try to enjoy being a mom. Good karma in doing right by that innocent baby.
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drop the catholic and be free.
anyways it can be new start for her. like ^^ said.
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Old 01-19-2014, 06:24 AM   #8
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girls must think guys are made of coat hangers an flights of stairs.
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Old 01-19-2014, 06:34 AM   #9
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She is a hooker - I thought I made that point clear?..
Due respect, No, sir. "Stupid Bloody Cow." That part was clear.

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However, because she is a 'good catholic' she cant get rid of the kid.
I have so many questions about being a devout catholic and a hooker at the same time. I'd really love to talk to this girl.

She needs to come to terms with having failed as a hooker and a catholic... But if Catholicism is the only thing keeping her from having an abortion, then she needs to get in touch with reality real quick. Unless she's all set to quit hooking, that child is going to have a complex like no other...

Damn Eddy.
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I have so many questions about being a devout catholic and a hooker at the same time. I'd really love to talk to this girl.
Talk... yea right Spill the beans... you're into preggos right?
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Old 01-19-2014, 08:43 AM   #13
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thread is gayer then you. A bloody cow is a hooker? She will not be around long if she is letting random men dump loads into her every day of the week.
Better film her before she starts to show
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a catholic hooker that barebacks her clients... Darwin will take care of that at some point
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Old 01-19-2014, 12:05 PM   #16
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Not really ?.. ?..

Get with the fucking program.





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Old 01-19-2014, 12:11 PM   #17
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a catholic hooker that barebacks her clients... Darwin will take care of that at some point
I can't tell you the hours I have spent trying to get that into her brain...

She does use condoms most of the time. However, like too many people these days she thinks she can somehow tell when someone is clean.....

She does use other contraception - She can't seem to grasp that if something is 99% effective but you have sex 100's of times its going to be a problem...
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Old 01-19-2014, 12:27 PM   #19
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Not really ?.. ?..
I believe he implied that she's a hooker by saying this: "Fucking anyone with enough cash is fine though"
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Old 01-19-2014, 12:34 PM   #20
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OK - I probably wont kill her - But she will get a damn good talking too...
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Fucking guys with cash makes her a gold digger. Fucking anyone with enough cash to get their rocks off makes her a fucking whore, big difference.
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You are 100% correct - I wasn't clear...

On a side note - She is one of the kindest people I know - Making stupid decisions (constantly) doesn't make her a bad person...
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You are 100% correct - I wasn't clear...

On a side note - She is one of the kindest people I know - Making stupid decisions (constantly) doesn't make her a bad person...
It is amazing how completely clueless some people can be. Now she will have the hardship of raising a child without the offset of a wonderful relationship with the father by her side.

Not using condoms, ignoring disease, is bad enough but not using birth control is unforgivable.

People like this should be avoided because they will forever bring problems and sorrow into their own lives and the lives of those who care about them.

No matter your concern, help or kindness it's like putting a band-aid on a chainsaw wound.





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You are 100% correct - I wasn't clear...

On a side note - She is one of the kindest people I know - Making stupid decisions (constantly) doesn't make her a bad person...
perhaps not but i'm willing to bet how she treats this child will make the label 'bad person' easy to apply. if she continues to hook and do drugs, etc while having a kid she is a selfish waste of skin. if she can't see the kids needs a better than life she had, there is no hope for her or the child. she's obviously irresponsible and not very smart and now this poor innocent child will have to pay the price for every mistake she makes.
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perhaps not but i'm willing to bet how she treats this child will make the label 'bad person' easy to apply. if she continues to hook and do drugs, etc while having a kid she is a selfish waste of skin. if she can't see the kids needs a better than life she had, there is no hope for her or the child. she's obviously irresponsible and not very smart and now this poor innocent child will have to pay the price for every mistake she makes.
Thankfully that wont happen - There are too many people involved that will step in - Including myself...
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Thankfully that wont happen - There are too many people involved that will step in - Including myself...
at least she has people who care around her. many like her do not. with any luck this will be enough to see she needs to make a change in her life.
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