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Old 03-04-2003, 04:57 PM   #1
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I'm Leaving The Biz.

I've decided to become a bounty hunter.

http://www.fbi.gov/mostwant/terrorists/fugitives.htm

$25 million EACH. Fuck selling porn, i'm gonna be a terrorist hunter!!!!
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Old 03-04-2003, 04:59 PM   #2
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Why are all the NY deli owners on that page? You can find one of these guys or their cousins on every corner.
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Old 03-04-2003, 05:00 PM   #3
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I swear to god, this guy was just at my local kebap take away ...

http://www.fbi.gov/mostwant/terrorists/terkmohammed.htm
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Old 03-04-2003, 05:01 PM   #4
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Why are all the NY deli owners on that page? You can find one of these guys or their cousins on every corner.
HAHA I agree with you!!
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Old 03-04-2003, 05:02 PM   #5
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I've decided to become a bounty hunter.

http://www.fbi.gov/mostwant/terrorists/fugitives.htm

$25 million EACH. Fuck selling porn, i'm gonna be a terrorist hunter!!!!
If I was in charge of finding these fucks I would locate them all within 30 days
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Old 03-04-2003, 05:03 PM   #6
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Why are all the NY deli owners on that page? You can find one of these guys or their cousins on every corner.
It's funny you say that, because it just so happens that around my white/jewish area, theres a mosque, and it's been raided by the feds a few times. They've always caught some big name terror guy in there. It's the mosque where all the hot terror plotters hang out at..
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Old 03-04-2003, 05:04 PM   #7
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I've decided to become a bounty hunter.

http://www.fbi.gov/mostwant/terrorists/fugitives.htm

$25 million EACH. Fuck selling porn, i'm gonna be a terrorist hunter!!!!
Hehe,

Pay someone 1 million to have extensive plastic surgery.

Then turn the fuckers into the cops.

Not only do you not have to pay for their plastic surgery you get $25 Million from the US Govt.

What a fucking great idea!

Ok who wnts to have plastic surgery? My treat

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Old 03-04-2003, 05:05 PM   #8
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That AHMED KHALFAN GHAILANI guy looks like easy pickin's. 5"3', 150 pounds.. I could take that bitch.
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Old 03-04-2003, 05:06 PM   #9
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If I was in charge of finding these fucks I would locate them all within 30 days

Why don't they just search "every whorehouse, doghouse, and outhouse" to bring him to justice?

...or do they only do that in the movies?
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Old 03-04-2003, 05:10 PM   #11
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No no no no no!

I'm going to bring my expertise in affiliate marketing to the search for terrorists.

We're in the porn of launching terrorbucks.com.. we'll do revshare, per active, per signup.

You get 10 million per bagged terrorist
You get 20 million per bagged terrorist who gets convincted
You get 60% of all finders fees, 60% of all book, movie and tv royalties etc..etc..


I think it has potential! ;-)
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Old 03-04-2003, 05:10 PM   #12
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They all look alike to me.
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Old 03-04-2003, 05:23 PM   #13
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No no no no no!

I'm going to bring my expertise in affiliate marketing to the search for terrorists.

We're in the porn of launching terrorbucks.com.. we'll do revshare, per active, per signup.

You get 10 million per bagged terrorist
You get 20 million per bagged terrorist who gets convincted
You get 60% of all finders fees, 60% of all book, movie and tv royalties etc..etc..


I think it has potential! ;-)
HJooper,
I posted that
http://www.hooper-blooper.com/msgboa...ST&f=10&t=2349
;-)))

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Old 03-04-2003, 05:25 PM   #14
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Serge,

May you have 20 virgins in heaven. ;)
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Old 03-04-2003, 05:26 PM   #15
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Serge,

May you have 20 virgins in heaven. ;)
Hooper,
BTW,
when you have your affiliate proggy up and running-
offer yoru services to gary Kremen to locate Cohen
;-)))
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Old 03-04-2003, 05:27 PM   #16
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HJooper,
I posted that
http://www.hooper.com/msgboard/index...ST&f=10&t=2349
;-)))

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Old 03-04-2003, 05:30 PM   #17
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hahaha.. BANNED!

wow. that was interesting to watch.

i think it's very telling.
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Old 03-04-2003, 05:30 PM   #18
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I think it's way more than 25 million... I noticed a while ago how outdated the FBI website was. Bin Laden is worth well over 50 million just from the insurance companies who will have to fight the class action for the WTC attacks.
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Old 03-04-2003, 05:36 PM   #19
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hahaha.. BANNED!

wow. that was interesting to watch.

i think it's very telling.
Hooper,
it was a test of your attention faculties...

you are not fit to run ANY affiliate proggy,
you have lack of attention to details
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Old 03-04-2003, 05:42 PM   #20
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Seems like it's $25M per sign up.
But what about recurring?
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Old 03-04-2003, 05:46 PM   #21
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fuck 25mill, give me 10, and I never wanna pay taxes ever again for the rest of my life...
well.. if i were american
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Old 03-04-2003, 05:49 PM   #22
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ya gotta love all their nice simple names... what a bunch of whackos! and they look like terrorists too...

what ever happened to names like John Smith?
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Old 03-04-2003, 06:13 PM   #23
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No no no no no!

I'm going to bring my expertise in affiliate marketing to the search for terrorists.

We're in the porn of launching terrorbucks.com.. we'll do revshare, per active, per signup.

You get 10 million per bagged terrorist
You get 20 million per bagged terrorist who gets convincted
You get 60% of all finders fees, 60% of all book, movie and tv royalties etc..etc..


I think it has potential! ;-)
Do I have to provide a minimum number of captures per day to participate?
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Old 03-04-2003, 06:26 PM   #24
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Do I have to provide a minimum number of captures per day to participate?
Well, if Hooper is running it I think you have to capture 200 fugitives per period. I'm not sure if they all have to be on the main list. You might be able to turn in some America's Most Wanted crooks from several seasons ago.
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Old 03-04-2003, 07:01 PM   #25
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That all sounds well and good, at least before you start shaving....

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Old 03-04-2003, 07:12 PM   #26
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$25 million for each of these badboys and 22 of them on the FBI list. That's a whopping $550 million dollars US in potential earnings. Not bad at all! Let's go terrorist hunting!

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Old 03-04-2003, 09:42 PM   #27
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another ron jeremy sighting...


http://www.fbi.gov/mostwant/topten/f...s/goldberg.htm


looked like him when i glanced at it

http://www.fbi.gov/mostwant/topten/f.../fugitives.htm


what a sick fuck tho..look at what he's wanted for
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Old 03-04-2003, 09:47 PM   #28
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another ron jeremy sighting...


http://www.fbi.gov/mostwant/topten/f...s/goldberg.htm


looked like him when i glanced at it

http://www.fbi.gov/mostwant/topten/f.../fugitives.htm


what a sick fuck tho..look at what he's wanted for
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Old 03-04-2003, 10:31 PM   #29
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Well, if Hooper is running it I think you have to capture 200 fugitives per period. I'm not sure if they all have to be on the main list. You might be able to turn in some America's Most Wanted crooks from several seasons ago.
that's 200 fugitives per day! ;-)

what i find amusing is how everybody's last name is mohammed...

when i played sports as a kid we called eachother by our last names.. so i wonder if terrorists smack eachother on the ass and say things like "way to go mohammed, you bagged some capitalist!" and then you hear "no mohammed, that was a nice pass, i couldnt have bombed that ship without your help"
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Old 03-04-2003, 10:36 PM   #30
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YOu played sports!!????
Dont you mean when you were the water and towel boy for the sport teams??
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Old 03-04-2003, 11:10 PM   #31
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buy me this for my sig229 and I'll come out to play!


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I haven't played the moving target game in a while...sounds like fun


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Tell the truth Jimmy, you know you really want the "Frisk Master Gloves" that are featured on that link you just posted.

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Old 03-29-2003, 07:03 AM   #33
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i wanna go hunt them too. we should get an apache on loan for hte cash we will get when we get 'em. i wanna fly an apache sooo bad, and blow some shit up.
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Why are all the NY deli owners on that page? You can find one of these guys or their cousins on every corner.

Not all the deli owners are there, just the ones with bad shops
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I dont want to take them... its not worth the risk..

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