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brassmonkey · 12-10-2013, 04:52 PM

live under water tho

Man survives 3 days at bottom of Atlantic

LAGOS, Nigeria (AP) - Entombed at the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean in an upended tugboat for three days, Harrison Odjegba Okene begged God for a miracle.

The Nigerian cook survived by breathing an ever-dwindling supply of oxygen in an air pocket. A video of Okene's rescue in May - https://youtube.com/watch?v=ArWGILmKCqE - that was posted on the Internet more than six months later has gone viral this week.

As the temperature dropped to freezing, Okene, dressed only in boxer shorts, recited the last psalm his wife had sent by text message, sometimes called the Prayer for Deliverance: "Oh God, by your name, save me. ... The Lord sustains my life."

To this day, Okene believes his rescue after 72 hours underwater at a depth of 30 meters (about 100 feet) is a sign of divine deliverance. The other 11 seaman aboard the Jascon 4 died.

Divers sent to the scene were looking only for bodies, according to Tony Walker, project manager for the Dutch company DCN Diving, who were called to the scene because they were working on a neighboring oil field 120 kilometers (75 miles) away.

The divers had already pulled up four bodies.

So when a hand appeared on the TV screen Walker was monitoring in the rescue boat, showing what the diver in the Jascon saw, everybody assumed it was another corpse.

"The diver acknowledged that he had seen the hand and then, when he went to grab the hand, the hand grabbed him!" Walker said in a telephone interview Tuesday.

"It was frightening for everybody," he said. "For the guy that was trapped because he didn't know what was happening. It was a shock for the diver while he was down there looking for bodies, and we (in the control room) shot back when the hand grabbed him on the screen."

On the video, there's an exclamation of fear and shock from Okene's rescuer, and then joy as the realization sets in. Okene recalls hearing: "There's a survivor! He's alive."

Walker said Okene couldn't have lasted much longer.

"He was incredibly lucky he was in an air pocket but he would have had a limited time (before) ... he wouldn't be able to breathe anymore."

The full video of the rescue captured by divers was released by DCN Diving after a request from The Associated Press. Initially, a shorter version of the rescue emerged on the Internet. The authenticity of the video was confirmed through conversations with DCN employees in the Netherlands. The video showing Okene was also consistent with additional photos of him on the rescue ship. The AP also contacted Okene on Tuesday who confirmed the events.

Okene's ordeal began around 4:30 a.m. on May 26. Always an early riser, he was in the toilet when the tug, one of three towing an oil tanker in Nigeria's oil-rich Delta waters, gave a sudden lurch and then keeled over.

"I was dazed and everywhere was dark as I was thrown from one end of the small cubicle to another," Okene said in an exclusive interview after his rescue with Nigeria's Nation newspaper.

He groped his way out of the toilet and tried to find a vent, propping doors open as he moved on. He discovered some tools and a life vest with two flashlights, which he stuffed into his shorts.

When he found a cabin of the sunken vessel that felt safe, he began the long wait, getting colder and colder as he played back a mental tape of his life - remembering his mother, friends, mostly the woman he'd married five years before with whom he hadn't yet fathered a child.

He worried about his colleagues - 10 Nigerians and the Ukrainian captain including four young cadets from Nigeria's Maritime Academy. They would have locked themselves into their cabins, standard procedure in an area stalked by pirates.

He got really worried when he heard the sound of fish, shark or barracudas he supposed, eating and fighting over something big.

As the waters rose, he made a rack on top of a platform and piled two mattresses on top.

According to his interview with the Nation: "I started calling on the name of God. ... I started reminiscing on the verses I read before I slept. I read the Bible from Psalm 54 to 92. My wife had sent me the verses to read that night when she called me before I went to bed."

He survived off just one bottle of Coke, all he had to sustain him during the trauma.

Okene really thought he was going to die, he told the Nation, when he heard the sound of a boat engine and anchor dropping, but failed to get the attention of rescuers. He figured, given the size of the boat, that it would take a miracle for a diver to locate him. So he waded across the cabin, stripped the wall down to its steel body, then knocked on it with a hammer.

But "I heard them moving away. They were far away from where I was."

By the time he was saved, relatives already had been told the sailors were dead.

Okene kept faith with the psalm he recited, that promises to "give thanks in your name, Lord," at a service at his Redeemed Christian Church of God.

He was rescued by a diver who first used hot water to warm him up, then attached him to an oxygen mask. Once free of the sunken boat, he was put into a decompression chamber and then safely returned to the surface.

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rogueteens · 12-10-2013, 04:59 PM

Simon Le Bon did it first :D

brassmonkey · 12-10-2013, 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by rogueteens

Simon Le Bon did it first :D

escorpio · 12-10-2013, 05:57 PM

Do they get to keep him?

American Psycho · 12-10-2013, 06:29 PM

I'm sure there's no way he survived 3 days without fried chicken this definitely has to be fake.

_Richard_ · 12-10-2013, 06:49 PM

yea crazy video

American Psycho · 12-10-2013, 06:54 PM

seriously though that was pretty crazy.
Lucky dude

Did i hear the diver say cook always survive?

dyna mo · 12-10-2013, 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by rogueteens

Simon Le Bon did it first :D

what did he do? that sailing race he went on years ago? i can't recall the name of that race but i think it's the most dangerous sailing event eh. did he crash?

whOaKemosabe · 12-10-2013, 07:17 PM

Uncle Leroy made it , now i can get those billions he just won in the nigerian lottery

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 12-10-2013, 07:24 PM

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TumblrPRO · 12-10-2013, 07:44 PM

What does CIBER HASTLER has to say about this??

ROFL...

brassmonkey · 12-10-2013, 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by TumblrPRO

What does CIBER HASTLER has to say about this??

ROFL...

the herb slowed his breathing

X_X_ROB_X_X · 12-10-2013, 11:21 PM

If they were able to take a huge breath of air beforehand, could someone not swim to the surface if they were 100 feet down? I don't know how long it would take to get to the surface from that depth but I think if I were in that situation and had no hope of a rescue I think I would give it a try. The bends would be an issue I'm sure but with a life vest I think I'd rather take my chances with the bends than staying at the bottom of the sea.

TumblrPRO · 12-10-2013, 11:26 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

the herb slowed his breathing

whOaKemosabe · 12-10-2013, 11:27 PM

rob if you think you are going to live you are not going to struggle to get to the top of the ocean were you will just drift away at least he knew that someone may find the wreckage that he was in and flip it over can't imagine the struggle especially if you couldn't swim.

X_X_ROB_X_X · 12-10-2013, 11:33 PM

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Originally Posted by whOaKemosabe

rob if you think you are going to live you are not going to struggle to get to the top of the ocean were you will just drift away at least he knew that someone may find the wreckage that he was in and flip it over can't imagine the struggle especially if you couldn't swim.

So I take it you would stay in the boat? I'm not sure I would. Especially since it did say he found a life vest.

2012 · 12-11-2013, 12:37 AM

amazing

seeandsee · 12-11-2013, 02:38 AM

jesus of the christ, imagine yourself in such shit situation, mind blown!

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 12-11-2013, 02:48 AM

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Originally Posted by seeandsee

jesus of the christ, imagine yourself in such shit situation, mind blown!

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ManicaMark · 12-11-2013, 04:00 AM

Jesus that is one lucky Dude!! Holy shit.
And Rob, you wouldn't get the bends, you only experience those when using a scuba tank with compressed air.

scarlettcontent · 12-11-2013, 04:17 AM

lucky guy

cosminna_iulia · 12-11-2013, 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by American Psycho

I'm sure there's no way he survived 3 days without fried chicken this definitely has to be fake.

mamaliga · 12-11-2013, 10:33 AM

i hate water and swimming too

newB · 12-11-2013, 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by ManicaMark

And Rob, you wouldn't get the bends, you only experience those when using a scuba tank with compressed air.

That is incorrect. The trapped air he was breathing was compressed. At that depth and increased pressure (approximately 4 atm), a greater amount of gasses in the body are liquid - of particular interest is nitrogen. As you rise through the water column, the external pressure decreases and those liquid gasses begin to vaporize. Without decompression stops the body is unable to purge those gasses and you get bubbles of gasses forming in your joints (ie the bends), or worse, embolisms. Divers use decompression tables that take into account depth and time spent at those depths to calculate how long they will need to spend at each decompression stop. Since he was at 30m for 72 hours, he would be at significantly increased risk.

For these same reasons, divers should also schedule their dive trips to give time before flying.

Divers also exhale on their ascent as the air inside the lungs similarly expands. It's kind of neat actually, continuously exhaling a single breath on your ascent provided you were not deep enough long enough to require decompression stops.

TumblrPRO · 12-11-2013, 01:04 PM

Still nothing to add Ciber Hastler ?

It seems he still pretty busy doing Cents with Faiver. Besides wasting time in BHA.

MontrealDave · 12-11-2013, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by X_X_ROB_X_X

If they were able to take a huge breath of air beforehand, could someone not swim to the surface if they were 100 feet down? I don't know how long it would take to get to the surface from that depth but I think if I were in that situation and had no hope of a rescue I think I would give it a try. The bends would be an issue I'm sure but with a life vest I think I'd rather take my chances with the bends than staying at the bottom of the sea.

The thing is, he probably did not know how deep he was.

idolbucks · 12-14-2013, 12:13 PM

Damn he is Aquaman now

brassmonkey · 12-14-2013, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by idolbucks

Damn he is Aquaman now

secret mission

they are trying to fuse seaweed with watermelon

dyna mo · 12-14-2013, 12:35 PM

i've always wondered why they sell fried chicken with biscuits........the biscuit is a surefire way to get a chicken bone stuck in yer throat real good.

that said, i love biscuits with fried chicken!

brassmonkey · 12-14-2013, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

i've always wondered why they sell fried chicken with biscuits........the biscuit is a surefire way to get a chicken bone stuck in yer throat real good.

that said, i love biscuits with fried chicken!

what??? peel the chicken off

dont put the whole fuckin piece in your mouth. you high???

dyna mo · 12-14-2013, 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

what??? peel the chicken off

dont put the whole fuckin piece in your mouth. you high???

is every post an opp for you to be a jack ass?

i'm not even that bad.

dyna mo · 12-14-2013, 01:01 PM

i wouldn't have a prob adding you to the list though.

dyna mo · 12-14-2013, 01:08 PM

it's fuckign nutty to me that peeps can't even make a casual observation about something without some jack ass having to criticize it.

making a judgement call criticizing how someone eats chicken because they comment that a biscuit lodges a chicken bone is fucking full jack ass.

bizarro that the op feels the need to criticize how someone eats chicken, even though my observation has not one fucking thing to do with how i eat fucking fried chicken

jtfc.

dyna mo · 12-14-2013, 01:11 PM

t-minus until op tries to flip this to be about me flipping out.

whOaKemosabe · 12-14-2013, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

t-minus until op tries to flip this to be about me flipping out.

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brass is black and his family owns poppeyes

brassmonkey · 12-14-2013, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by whOaKemosabe

\\\
brass is black and his family owns poppeyes

pretty sad you hangin around and nobody want you here

dyna mo · 12-14-2013, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by whOaKemosabe

\\\
brass is black and his family owns poppeyes

that's the other part about him that's fucked. i've stayed far away from the racist bullshit here.

CyberHustler · 12-14-2013, 01:31 PM

yo alejandro, get off my dick... hoe

brassmonkey · 12-14-2013, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

that's the other part about him that's fucked. i've stayed far away from the racist bullshit here.

get out dude

go to the park or something

pornmasta · 12-14-2013, 04:22 PM

everything that happens in nigeria is real, but you have to send money...

Hentaikid · 12-15-2013, 03:37 AM

The boat was upside down and full of turbid water, check the diver's video, the guy is moving around with great difficulty finding his way around even with the controller on radio telling him where to go. Without diving equipment he'd never get out of the ship in the first place, never mind the bends (And yes, they did have to decompress him in the diving bell)

Grapesoda · 12-15-2013, 07:13 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

that's FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!!

Grapesoda · 12-15-2013, 07:16 AM

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Originally Posted by rogueteens

Simon Le Bon did it first :D

not really the same "trapped underwater, inside the hull, for forty minutes"

Grapesoda · 12-15-2013, 07:19 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

is every post an opp for you to be a jack ass?

i'm not even that bad.

dyna mo · 12-15-2013, 07:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda

that certainly explains why my comment was misunderstood and why i was the one referred to by the op as being on drugs and given instructions on how to eat fried chicken for making a tongue-in-cheek comment/observation.

Rochard · 12-15-2013, 09:26 AM

He didn't swim really - he was in a boat the entire time. It's not like he was treading water for three days. Fucking amazing video however.

When I went into the Marines I was stunned to learn that most blacks couldn't swim. First time we hit the pool for water survival training the black kids just sank right to the bottom. The drill instructors had huge poles with huge hooks on them to pull them out. The inner city kids didn't have access to pools growing up.

brassmonkey · 12-15-2013, 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

He didn't swim really - he was in a boat the entire time. It's not like he was treading water for three days. Fucking amazing video however.

When I went into the Marines I was stunned to learn that most blacks couldn't swim. First time we hit the pool for water survival training the black kids just sank right to the bottom. The drill instructors had huge poles with huge hooks on them to pull them out. The inner city kids didn't have access to pools growing up.

the title wasn't serious

i knew good ole gfy would turn it into a mountain

dyna mo · 12-15-2013, 10:54 AM

“According to the USA Swimming Foundation, about 70 percent of African-American children can't swim. Lack of access and financial constraints account only partly for these numbers. Fear, cultural factors and even cosmetic issues play a role as well.”

John-ACWM · 12-16-2013, 02:22 AM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

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ManicaMark · 12-16-2013, 02:48 AM

Yes black people are terrible swimmers (sweeping generalisation). Part of it comes down to muscle composition and bone density. However I'm black and I finished 12 out of 320 in the swim section of the 2012 Barcelona triathlon. COME ON!!!

12-10-2013, 04:52 PM	#1
brassmonkey Pay It Forward Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Yo Mama House Posts: 77,235	Black folkz can't swim live under water tho Man survives 3 days at bottom of Atlantic LAGOS, Nigeria (AP) - Entombed at the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean in an upended tugboat for three days, Harrison Odjegba Okene begged God for a miracle. The Nigerian cook survived by breathing an ever-dwindling supply of oxygen in an air pocket. A video of Okene's rescue in May - https://youtube.com/watch?v=ArWGILmKCqE - that was posted on the Internet more than six months later has gone viral this week. As the temperature dropped to freezing, Okene, dressed only in boxer shorts, recited the last psalm his wife had sent by text message, sometimes called the Prayer for Deliverance: "Oh God, by your name, save me. ... The Lord sustains my life." To this day, Okene believes his rescue after 72 hours underwater at a depth of 30 meters (about 100 feet) is a sign of divine deliverance. The other 11 seaman aboard the Jascon 4 died. Divers sent to the scene were looking only for bodies, according to Tony Walker, project manager for the Dutch company DCN Diving, who were called to the scene because they were working on a neighboring oil field 120 kilometers (75 miles) away. The divers had already pulled up four bodies. So when a hand appeared on the TV screen Walker was monitoring in the rescue boat, showing what the diver in the Jascon saw, everybody assumed it was another corpse. "The diver acknowledged that he had seen the hand and then, when he went to grab the hand, the hand grabbed him!" Walker said in a telephone interview Tuesday. "It was frightening for everybody," he said. "For the guy that was trapped because he didn't know what was happening. It was a shock for the diver while he was down there looking for bodies, and we (in the control room) shot back when the hand grabbed him on the screen." On the video, there's an exclamation of fear and shock from Okene's rescuer, and then joy as the realization sets in. Okene recalls hearing: "There's a survivor! He's alive." Walker said Okene couldn't have lasted much longer. "He was incredibly lucky he was in an air pocket but he would have had a limited time (before) ... he wouldn't be able to breathe anymore." The full video of the rescue captured by divers was released by DCN Diving after a request from The Associated Press. Initially, a shorter version of the rescue emerged on the Internet. The authenticity of the video was confirmed through conversations with DCN employees in the Netherlands. The video showing Okene was also consistent with additional photos of him on the rescue ship. The AP also contacted Okene on Tuesday who confirmed the events. Okene's ordeal began around 4:30 a.m. on May 26. Always an early riser, he was in the toilet when the tug, one of three towing an oil tanker in Nigeria's oil-rich Delta waters, gave a sudden lurch and then keeled over. "I was dazed and everywhere was dark as I was thrown from one end of the small cubicle to another," Okene said in an exclusive interview after his rescue with Nigeria's Nation newspaper. He groped his way out of the toilet and tried to find a vent, propping doors open as he moved on. He discovered some tools and a life vest with two flashlights, which he stuffed into his shorts. When he found a cabin of the sunken vessel that felt safe, he began the long wait, getting colder and colder as he played back a mental tape of his life - remembering his mother, friends, mostly the woman he'd married five years before with whom he hadn't yet fathered a child. He worried about his colleagues - 10 Nigerians and the Ukrainian captain including four young cadets from Nigeria's Maritime Academy. They would have locked themselves into their cabins, standard procedure in an area stalked by pirates. He got really worried when he heard the sound of fish, shark or barracudas he supposed, eating and fighting over something big. As the waters rose, he made a rack on top of a platform and piled two mattresses on top. According to his interview with the Nation: "I started calling on the name of God. ... I started reminiscing on the verses I read before I slept. I read the Bible from Psalm 54 to 92. My wife had sent me the verses to read that night when she called me before I went to bed." He survived off just one bottle of Coke, all he had to sustain him during the trauma. Okene really thought he was going to die, he told the Nation, when he heard the sound of a boat engine and anchor dropping, but failed to get the attention of rescuers. He figured, given the size of the boat, that it would take a miracle for a diver to locate him. So he waded across the cabin, stripped the wall down to its steel body, then knocked on it with a hammer. But "I heard them moving away. They were far away from where I was." By the time he was saved, relatives already had been told the sailors were dead. Okene kept faith with the psalm he recited, that promises to "give thanks in your name, Lord," at a service at his Redeemed Christian Church of God. He was rescued by a diver who first used hot water to warm him up, then attached him to an oxygen mask. Once free of the sunken boat, he was put into a decompression chamber and then safely returned to the surface. full article... __________________ TRUMP 2025 KEKAW!!! - The Laken Riley Act Is Law! DACA ENDED - SUPPORT AZ HCR 2060 52R - email: brassballz-at-techie.com

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12-10-2013, 05:57 PM	#4
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12-10-2013, 06:29 PM	#5
American Psycho Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 3,068	I'm sure there's no way he survived 3 days without fried chicken this definitely has to be fake.

12-10-2013, 06:49 PM	#6
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12-10-2013, 06:54 PM	#7
American Psycho Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 3,068	seriously though that was pretty crazy. Lucky dude Did i hear the diver say cook always survive?

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12-10-2013, 07:44 PM	#11
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12-10-2013, 11:27 PM	#15
whOaKemosabe So Fucking Stoned... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 1,968	rob if you think you are going to live you are not going to struggle to get to the top of the ocean were you will just drift away at least he knew that someone may find the wreckage that he was in and flip it over can't imagine the struggle especially if you couldn't swim.

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TumblrPRO So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: Earth Posts: 296	Still nothing to add Ciber Hastler ? It seems he still pretty busy doing Cents with Faiver. Besides wasting time in BHA.

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dyna mo The People's Post Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: invisible 7-11 Posts: 65,364	i've always wondered why they sell fried chicken with biscuits........the biscuit is a surefire way to get a chicken bone stuck in yer throat real good. that said, i love biscuits with fried chicken!

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dyna mo The People's Post Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: invisible 7-11 Posts: 65,364	i wouldn't have a prob adding you to the list though.

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dyna mo The People's Post Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: invisible 7-11 Posts: 65,364	it's fuckign nutty to me that peeps can't even make a casual observation about something without some jack ass having to criticize it. making a judgement call criticizing how someone eats chicken because they comment that a biscuit lodges a chicken bone is fucking full jack ass. bizarro that the op feels the need to criticize how someone eats chicken, even though my observation has not one fucking thing to do with how i eat fucking fried chicken jtfc.

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dyna mo The People's Post Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: invisible 7-11 Posts: 65,364	t-minus until op tries to flip this to be about me flipping out.

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Hentaikid Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 1,249	The boat was upside down and full of turbid water, check the diver's video, the guy is moving around with great difficulty finding his way around even with the controller on radio telling him where to go. Without diving equipment he'd never get out of the ship in the first place, never mind the bends (And yes, they did have to decompress him in the diving bell)

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dyna mo The People's Post Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: invisible 7-11 Posts: 65,364	“According to the USA Swimming Foundation, about 70 percent of African-American children can't swim. Lack of access and financial constraints account only partly for these numbers. Fear, cultural factors and even cosmetic issues play a role as well.”

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ManicaMark Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: Barcelona Posts: 632	Yes black people are terrible swimmers (sweeping generalisation). Part of it comes down to muscle composition and bone density. However I'm black and I finished 12 out of 320 in the swim section of the 2012 Barcelona triathlon. COME ON!!! __________________ ICQ#638-148-228 - Skype:manicasales - mark.castley -@- manicamedia.com