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12-08-2013, 01:20 AM
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Its Sunday Morning - So lets talk about the Christian God... What if...
He peered down from the sky today, and offered irrefutable proof he was real. There is a heaven, there is a hell, EVERYTHING THAT IS SAID ABOUT HIM, IS THE UNDENIABLE TRUTH....
How much would that change your way of life? What would you do, or not do, differently?  |
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12-08-2013, 02:12 AM
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Since I'm not a priest, I don't have to worry about anything, nor change my way of life.
But if that, you just described, happens, I'm sure a lot of people will shit their pants. Is this what you were dreaming about this morning?
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12-08-2013, 03:36 AM
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I would have a lot of questions to ask him then!
I would also tell him that I am not very impressed if man is the best he could do! |
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12-08-2013, 04:14 AM
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12-08-2013, 05:38 AM
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12-08-2013, 06:49 AM
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I wouldn't change one iota.
I am what I am. If in fact this hypothetical god existed - and he doesn't like the way I am - that's his problem. |
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12-08-2013, 07:03 AM
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Why would I imagine something that is impossible?
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12-08-2013, 08:20 AM
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Assuming that this would happen, I would not change a damn thing about myself or my life. I would just have to ask him/her/it why it took them so fucking long to prove that they actually existed and why they would allow all this shit to happen. You want everyone to believe in you? Easy.. show yourself right away.. Prove that you are real.
Of course, this will never happen because "god" doesn't actually exist. |
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12-08-2013, 08:42 AM
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Well, if that happened, and he proved himself to be true, I'd have no choice but to fall on my knees and beg him for forgiveness, and I would instantly become a Christian. Last thing I need is to spend eternity burning in hell.
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12-08-2013, 08:45 AM
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Sorry I'm late. Now worship me or burn in hell! |
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12-08-2013, 09:48 AM
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12-08-2013, 05:56 PM
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Jesus is lord! Hallelujah
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12-09-2013, 01:35 AM
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I'd ask him why he as allowed such greedy self righteous hypocrites to represent him.
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12-09-2013, 02:22 AM
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I got to much money on my mind to think about stupid shit like u do lol
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12-09-2013, 02:32 AM
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Sit in a booth with a priest for a while (probably weeks) and confess everything, because that makes it OK...
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12-09-2013, 02:39 AM
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I'd laugh at the faces of Christians who are living by the "rules" of the old testament, even though Jesus died for our sins and therefore made it all good with pop. They're in essence refusing the will of God and going to hell, because they don't believe Jesus dying on the cross was sacrifice enough.
..then I'd keep being awesome and hope God has a sense of humor.
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