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CurrentlySober · 12-08-2013, 01:20 AM

He peered down from the sky today, and offered irrefutable proof he was real. There is a heaven, there is a hell, EVERYTHING THAT IS SAID ABOUT HIM, IS THE UNDENIABLE TRUTH....

How much would that change your way of life? What would you do, or not do, differently?

Zverka · 12-08-2013, 02:12 AM

Since I'm not a priest, I don't have to worry about anything, nor change my way of life.

But if that, you just described, happens, I'm sure a lot of people will shit their pants. Is this what you were dreaming about this morning?

CurrentlySober · 12-08-2013, 03:27 AM

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I'm sure a lot of people will shit their pants...

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Originally Posted by Zverka

Is this what you were dreaming about this morning?

Yes and no - I was dreaming about shitting my pants, while I was actually shitting the bed....

JockoHomo · 12-08-2013, 03:36 AM

I would have a lot of questions to ask him then!

I would also tell him that I am not very impressed if man is the best he could do!

JFK · 12-08-2013, 04:14 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Yes and no - I was dreaming about shitting my pants, while I was actually shitting the bed....

and the shit just keeps on coming

CurrentlySober · 12-08-2013, 05:38 AM

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and the shit just keeps on coming

Conshitstency is my middle name...

SilentKnight · 12-08-2013, 06:49 AM

I wouldn't change one iota.

I am what I am.

If in fact this hypothetical god existed - and he doesn't like the way I am - that's his problem.

Chosen · 12-08-2013, 07:03 AM

Why would I imagine something that is impossible?

Yngwie · 12-08-2013, 08:20 AM

Assuming that this would happen, I would not change a damn thing about myself or my life. I would just have to ask him/her/it why it took them so fucking long to prove that they actually existed and why they would allow all this shit to happen. You want everyone to believe in you? Easy.. show yourself right away.. Prove that you are real.

Of course, this will never happen because "god" doesn't actually exist.

DWB · 12-08-2013, 08:42 AM

Well, if that happened, and he proved himself to be true, I'd have no choice but to fall on my knees and beg him for forgiveness, and I would instantly become a Christian. Last thing I need is to spend eternity burning in hell.

DWB · 12-08-2013, 08:45 AM

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I would just have to ask him/her/it why it took them so fucking long to prove that they actually existed and why they would allow all this shit to happen.

And he would say... Yngwie my child, I'm not gonna lie to you, I made the universe to fucking big. Do you have any idea how long it takes even me, The All Mighty, to travel through it?

Sorry I'm late. Now worship me or burn in hell!

DAMNMAN · 12-08-2013, 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

He peered down from the sky today, and offered irrefutable proof he was real. There is a heaven, there is a hell, EVERYTHING THAT IS SAID ABOUT HIM, IS THE UNDENIABLE TRUTH....

How much would that change your way of life? What would you do, or not do, differently?

I would ask him why he is such fucking a CUNT!!!

mikesinner · 12-08-2013, 05:43 PM

I would try to figure out how to kill that evil bastard in the sky.

Spunky · 12-08-2013, 05:56 PM

Jesus is lord! Hallelujah

izombie · 12-09-2013, 01:35 AM

I'd ask him why he as allowed such greedy self righteous hypocrites to represent him.

mikesinner · 12-09-2013, 01:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

Jesus is lord! Hallelujah

Lawd Hammercy!!!

BAKO · 12-09-2013, 02:22 AM

I got to much money on my mind to think about stupid shit like u do lol

EddyTheDog · 12-09-2013, 02:32 AM

Sit in a booth with a priest for a while (probably weeks) and confess everything, because that makes it OK...

Jakke PNG · 12-09-2013, 02:39 AM

I'd laugh at the faces of Christians who are living by the "rules" of the old testament, even though Jesus died for our sins and therefore made it all good with pop. They're in essence refusing the will of God and going to hell, because they don't believe Jesus dying on the cross was sacrifice enough.

..then I'd keep being awesome and hope God has a sense of humor.

mikesinner · 12-09-2013, 02:39 AM

Give me your exact coordinates would be a logical question to ask.

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Zverka Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: EU Posts: 278	Since I'm not a priest, I don't have to worry about anything, nor change my way of life. But if that, you just described, happens, I'm sure a lot of people will shit their pants. Is this what you were dreaming about this morning? __________________

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JockoHomo "LIKE I GIVE A SHIT" Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: Dark side of the moon Posts: 1,523	I would have a lot of questions to ask him then! I would also tell him that I am not very impressed if man is the best he could do!

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SilentKnight Megan Fox's fluffer Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: shooting pool in Elysium Posts: 24,818	I wouldn't change one iota. I am what I am. If in fact this hypothetical god existed - and he doesn't like the way I am - that's his problem.

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Chosen VIPPay.com \| AdultWebSponsors.com Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 63,151	Why would I imagine something that is impossible?

12-08-2013, 08:20 AM	#9
Yngwie I am an Alien from space Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 11,118	Assuming that this would happen, I would not change a damn thing about myself or my life. I would just have to ask him/her/it why it took them so fucking long to prove that they actually existed and why they would allow all this shit to happen. You want everyone to believe in you? Easy.. show yourself right away.. Prove that you are real. Of course, this will never happen because "god" doesn't actually exist.

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DWB Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Encrypted. Access denied. Posts: 31,779	Well, if that happened, and he proved himself to be true, I'd have no choice but to fall on my knees and beg him for forgiveness, and I would instantly become a Christian. Last thing I need is to spend eternity burning in hell.

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Jakke PNG ex-TeenGodFather Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Suomi Finland Perkele Posts: 20,306	I'd laugh at the faces of Christians who are living by the "rules" of the old testament, even though Jesus died for our sins and therefore made it all good with pop. They're in essence refusing the will of God and going to hell, because they don't believe Jesus dying on the cross was sacrifice enough. ..then I'd keep being awesome and hope God has a sense of humor. __________________ ..and I'm off. Last edited by Jakke PNG; 12-09-2013 at 02:40 AM..