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Fat Panda · 11-21-2013, 04:10 PM

mrgica · 11-21-2013, 04:16 PM

15 out of 10, but I would at least know where to Finnish

LeRoy · 11-21-2013, 04:21 PM

I'd start by showing her how make cookies without burning them ;)

PornDude · 11-21-2013, 04:22 PM

I want that strawberry.

wehateporn · 11-21-2013, 04:32 PM

sandman! · 11-21-2013, 04:36 PM

start what ??

Rochard · 11-21-2013, 04:41 PM

We wouldn't know where to start? Well, pretty much she is a women with breasts and a pussy. Just like all the rest. So I would start in the same place I always have.

Not exactly rocket science.

Fat Panda · 11-21-2013, 05:11 PM

Fat Panda knows where to start!

CaptainHowdy · 11-21-2013, 05:14 PM

I'd start by treating her like crap so she falls madly in love of me ...

Tofu · 11-21-2013, 05:43 PM

I'd start by turning off that bath water.

Fucking up my floor n' shit....

nico-t · 11-21-2013, 05:55 PM

shes stunning

srockhard · 11-21-2013, 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Fat Panda

Fat Panda knows where to start!

I figured you would start at the zoo you fucking weirdo!

The Porn Nerd · 11-21-2013, 06:19 PM

I would start at her Peru and finish up in her Brasil.

Ay yi yi poppi!!
Ay yi yi mammi!

Her Columbian ass would be red from all the SPANKING it would recieve.
Bad Sofia, bad girl....

Watch those boobies bounce as she....

Ahem, right. Where to START? No idea.

mineistaken · 11-21-2013, 06:21 PM

So you are mr. pick up artist and we are losers?

Spunky · 11-21-2013, 06:23 PM

I'd start by suckling those big mams and work my way down

=^..^= · 11-21-2013, 06:26 PM

Id start with those chocolate cupcakes in the background Mmmmmmmmmmm

_Richard_ · 11-21-2013, 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Fat Panda

pfft!

id start by eating those terribly baked goods one by one

by the end, won't matter what i know

Jowebart · 11-21-2013, 06:40 PM

I would start with the sweets of course , even if someone "bleached" the absolute shit of that image.. ( to be read way too much contrast)

SpicyM · 11-21-2013, 09:22 PM

The background is too dark, can't see shit.

X_X_ROB_X_X · 11-21-2013, 09:33 PM

She burned the fucking cookies!! What good is she if she can't even cook?

Vendzilla · 11-21-2013, 09:37 PM

Most you guys only chance would be to start with rope

ErectMedia · 11-21-2013, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Fat Panda

none of you fuckers would even know where to start

Be fun to try though

TumblrPRO · 11-21-2013, 10:33 PM

The most funny part, is that they try convince the average american, that when they become OLD and ugly, they can get a Colombian Beauty in exchange of the Green Card or whatever...

They try to make you believe that if you look like this:

You can get this:

Fucking ridicolous.

lucas131 · 11-21-2013, 10:36 PM

so expensive ...

Phoenix · 11-21-2013, 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TumblrPRO

The most funny part, is that they try convince the average american, that when they become OLD and ugly, they can get a Colombian Beauty in exchange of the Green Card or whatever...

They try to make you believe that if you look like this:

You can get this:

Fucking ridicolous.

i see that kind of stuff in asia all the time. old guy fully white hair...fat
holding hands with a 9 or 10

sicone · 11-22-2013, 01:02 AM

MMMM, she's fucking yummy

Markul · 11-22-2013, 01:04 AM

She is hot. But if she burns the cup-cakes she can't stay.

Lichen · 11-22-2013, 01:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix

i see that kind of stuff in asia all the time. old guy fully white hair...fat
holding hands with a 9 or 10

9 or 10 in asia

good joke

Phoenix · 11-22-2013, 01:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Lichen

9 or 10 in asia

good joke

i guess personal preference.
I see 9,10's here almost daily.
OR are you trying to say more with your laughter? I mean it could be read many ways.

yuu.design · 11-22-2013, 06:29 AM

so fucking hot!

bronco67 · 11-22-2013, 06:42 AM

I'd start by keeping this image out of my head until I ejaculate.

klinton · 11-22-2013, 07:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TumblrPRO

The most funny part, is that they try convince the average american, that when they become OLD and ugly, they can get a Colombian Beauty in exchange of the Green Card or whatever...

They try to make you believe that if you look like this:

:

actually this guy is not so ugly/ quite good looking as for his years.....

beerptrol · 11-22-2013, 08:53 AM

It's not about where you start, it's about how you finish and cab fare home!

Oracle Porn · 11-22-2013, 08:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix

i guess personal preference.
I see 9,10's here almost daily.
OR are you trying to say more with your laughter? I mean it could be read many ways.

pretty sure he means there are no asians (except for japs) who are a 9 or 10. As you said, personal preference.

DamianJ · 11-22-2013, 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by klinton

actually this guy is not so ugly/ quite good looking as for his years.....

He plays her husband in Modern Family.

geirlur · 11-22-2013, 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ

He plays her husband in Modern Family.

His characther is rich as well.. so she's getting a little more than a green card. She have to think about her son too

Not sure why I'm discussing this it's just a comedy series..

videobunch · 11-22-2013, 09:49 AM

I would start with the Laundry, Then the dishes then move onto cleaning the floors. May even have her do some bathrooms.

LAJ · 11-22-2013, 12:03 PM

I would start with her brain...

American Psycho · 11-22-2013, 12:19 PM

Just got done dating a hot 30something latina w lots of surgery.

After that experience I'd start by def hit and quit... they are too high maintenance omfg can only imagine how high maintenance sophia is.

Ju$th00kuP · 12-03-2013, 05:09 AM

Bathrooms Nice

JFK · 12-03-2013, 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by LeRoy

I'd start by showing her how make cookies without burning them ;)

LeRoy, you da man

Scott McD · 12-03-2013, 12:01 PM

I'm guessing i'd start with roofies !!

mineistaken · 12-03-2013, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by American Psycho

Just got done dating a hot 30something latina w lots of surgery.

After that experience I'd start by def hit and quit... they are too high maintenance omfg can only imagine how high maintenance sophia is.

Elaborate. Unless you are talking about giving her money for various things like beta males do.

Dead · 12-03-2013, 06:05 PM

Promote, target, rinse, repeat....

RyuLion · 12-03-2013, 06:09 PM

Sweeeeeet Jesus she's hot!!

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