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Fat Panda 11-21-2013 04:10 PM

none of you fuckers would even know where to start
 
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mrgica 11-21-2013 04:16 PM

15 out of 10, but I would at least know where to Finnish :pimp

LeRoy 11-21-2013 04:21 PM

I'd start by showing her how make cookies without burning them ;)

PornDude 11-21-2013 04:22 PM

I want that strawberry.

wehateporn 11-21-2013 04:32 PM


sandman! 11-21-2013 04:36 PM

start what ??

Rochard 11-21-2013 04:41 PM

We wouldn't know where to start? Well, pretty much she is a women with breasts and a pussy. Just like all the rest. So I would start in the same place I always have.

Not exactly rocket science.

Fat Panda 11-21-2013 05:11 PM

http://forum.iranproud.com/attachmen...1&d=1248694475

Fat Panda knows where to start!

CaptainHowdy 11-21-2013 05:14 PM

I'd start by treating her like crap so she falls madly in love of me ...

Tofu 11-21-2013 05:43 PM

I'd start by turning off that bath water.


Fucking up my floor n' shit....

nico-t 11-21-2013 05:55 PM

shes stunning

srockhard 11-21-2013 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat Panda (Post 19881597)

I figured you would start at the zoo you fucking weirdo!

The Porn Nerd 11-21-2013 06:19 PM

I would start at her Peru and finish up in her Brasil.

Ay yi yi poppi!!
Ay yi yi mammi!

Her Columbian ass would be red from all the SPANKING it would recieve.
Bad Sofia, bad girl....

Watch those boobies bounce as she....

Ahem, right. Where to START? No idea.

mineistaken 11-21-2013 06:21 PM

So you are mr. pick up artist and we are losers?

Spunky 11-21-2013 06:23 PM

I'd start by suckling those big mams and work my way down

=^..^= 11-21-2013 06:26 PM

Id start with those chocolate cupcakes in the background Mmmmmmmmmmm

_Richard_ 11-21-2013 06:36 PM

pfft!

id start by eating those terribly baked goods one by one

by the end, won't matter what i know

Jowebart 11-21-2013 06:40 PM

I would start with the sweets of course , even if someone "bleached" the absolute shit of that image.. ( to be read way too much contrast)

SpicyM 11-21-2013 09:22 PM

The background is too dark, can't see shit.

X_X_ROB_X_X 11-21-2013 09:33 PM

She burned the fucking cookies!! What good is she if she can't even cook?

Vendzilla 11-21-2013 09:37 PM

Most you guys only chance would be to start with rope

ErectMedia 11-21-2013 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat Panda (Post 19881541)
none of you fuckers would even know where to start

Be fun to try though :thumbsup

TumblrPRO 11-21-2013 10:33 PM

The most funny part, is that they try convince the average american, that when they become OLD and ugly, they can get a Colombian Beauty in exchange of the Green Card or whatever...

They try to make you believe that if you look like this:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...Neill_2010.jpg

You can get this:

http://www.noticiassin.com/wp-conten...a-vergara.jpeg


Fucking ridicolous. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh


:2 cents:

lucas131 11-21-2013 10:36 PM

so expensive ...

Phoenix 11-21-2013 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TumblrPRO (Post 19881833)
The most funny part, is that they try convince the average american, that when they become OLD and ugly, they can get a Colombian Beauty in exchange of the Green Card or whatever...

They try to make you believe that if you look like this:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...Neill_2010.jpg

You can get this:

http://www.noticiassin.com/wp-conten...a-vergara.jpeg


Fucking ridicolous. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh


:2 cents:

i see that kind of stuff in asia all the time. old guy fully white hair...fat
holding hands with a 9 or 10

sicone 11-22-2013 01:02 AM

MMMM, she's fucking yummy

Markul 11-22-2013 01:04 AM

She is hot. But if she burns the cup-cakes she can't stay.

Lichen 11-22-2013 01:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 19881836)
i see that kind of stuff in asia all the time. old guy fully white hair...fat
holding hands with a 9 or 10

9 or 10 in asia

good joke :1orglaugh

Phoenix 11-22-2013 01:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lichen (Post 19881940)
9 or 10 in asia

good joke :1orglaugh

i guess personal preference.
I see 9,10's here almost daily.
OR are you trying to say more with your laughter? I mean it could be read many ways.

yuu.design 11-22-2013 06:29 AM

so fucking hot!

bronco67 11-22-2013 06:42 AM

I'd start by keeping this image out of my head until I ejaculate.

http://i.imgur.com/CDmhDq3.jpg

klinton 11-22-2013 07:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TumblrPRO (Post 19881833)
The most funny part, is that they try convince the average american, that when they become OLD and ugly, they can get a Colombian Beauty in exchange of the Green Card or whatever...

They try to make you believe that if you look like this:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...Neill_2010.jpg :


actually this guy is not so ugly/ quite good looking as for his years.....

beerptrol 11-22-2013 08:53 AM

It's not about where you start, it's about how you finish and cab fare home!

Oracle Porn 11-22-2013 08:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 19881949)
i guess personal preference.
I see 9,10's here almost daily.
OR are you trying to say more with your laughter? I mean it could be read many ways.

pretty sure he means there are no asians (except for japs) who are a 9 or 10. As you said, personal preference.

DamianJ 11-22-2013 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by klinton (Post 19882230)
actually this guy is not so ugly/ quite good looking as for his years.....

He plays her husband in Modern Family.

geirlur 11-22-2013 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 19882329)
He plays her husband in Modern Family.

His characther is rich as well.. so she's getting a little more than a green card. She have to think about her son too :)

Not sure why I'm discussing this it's just a comedy series..

videobunch 11-22-2013 09:49 AM

I would start with the Laundry, Then the dishes then move onto cleaning the floors. May even have her do some bathrooms.

LAJ 11-22-2013 12:03 PM

I would start with her brain...

American Psycho 11-22-2013 12:19 PM

Just got done dating a hot 30something latina w lots of surgery.

After that experience I'd start by def hit and quit... they are too high maintenance omfg can only imagine how high maintenance sophia is.

Ju$th00kuP 12-03-2013 05:09 AM

Bathrooms Nice

JFK 12-03-2013 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LeRoy (Post 19881554)
I'd start by showing her how make cookies without burning them ;)

LeRoy, you da man :thumbsup:thumbsup

Scott McD 12-03-2013 12:01 PM

I'm guessing i'd start with roofies !!

mineistaken 12-03-2013 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by American Psycho (Post 19882544)
Just got done dating a hot 30something latina w lots of surgery.

After that experience I'd start by def hit and quit... they are too high maintenance omfg can only imagine how high maintenance sophia is.

Elaborate. Unless you are talking about giving her money for various things like beta males do.

Dead 12-03-2013 06:05 PM

Promote, target, rinse, repeat....

RyuLion 12-03-2013 06:09 PM

Sweeeeeet Jesus she's hot!!


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