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My fucking cat has eaten the same food everyday for the past 10 years.
I guess cats don't have much of a sense or need for variety.
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I once had cereal for a whole day just because I had an excess of it and had no money to go buy something more suitable.
It wasn't a bad experience, but I'd avoid doing it again. /fatfoo |
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Fucking cars are dumb. I have about 15 feral cats thAt like to shit around my house. It doesn't matter how many times I throw stones at them, pour water on them, scare them, remove their babies they keep coming back for more.
Even big ass fences and wire doesn't keep them out. It's pretty funny to watch a cat jump into a yard it can't get out of being chased with water and stones. |
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Back when I was a little kid, an old neighbor of ours would kill them with a .22. Funny thing was how illegal it was and it being in a city.
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I had a poor nights sleep, I had a shitty day, I click on GFY and see ?
"My fucking cat has eaten the same food everyday for the past 10 years." ![]() Great thread title. |
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Cat? 10 years?
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See signature :)
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God I thank for the geniuses like this every day. Amen!
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Fuck it dude, lets go bowling |
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Please dont fuck animals
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and a can of tuna. 1/3rd can of tuna on the trigger... you'll get a cat, and then you can take it to the animal shelter. The next night, repeat. Etc etc. You can easily catch three cats with one can of tuna. There may even be a feral cat rescue society in your area. This will eliminate the problem over the course of a couple of weeks, and isnt cruel. Feral cats running rampant through your community just generates more feral cats, and more problems that feral cats bring with them. |
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See signature :)
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Everyone knows that cats do not have souls. There are exceptions such as the kitty I recently cared for while my friend was on vacation. But most suck.
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Cats are a lot smarter than most of the dumb fucks who post here.
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Ok, I admit it I was trolling (kind of).
Anyway, we really do have a huge feral cat problem here. There are about 15 feral cats all unneautered that have litters of babies twice a year. Each litter has 3 or 4 more baby cats. At this rate I will have 40 cats within a couple of years. I have a 3 year old girl and a new baby due in March. The reason for the cat prevention is in their interests. You know the feces can cause blindness right? The cats use my garden as a cat litter, burying the shit under her swing and climbing frame. Yes, I used to throw rocks (actually small stones) at them. The idea isn't to hit them it's to scare them away. Same with throwing water at them. I have tried cat proofing. I put chicken wire in every possible space but they still get in, the old guy next door actually adds to the problem by feeding them. There is a feral rescue place and I know the lady that runs it, this lady actually took away the babies, I think you guys jumped to conclusions on that one. The babies were re-homed and they were supposed to be coming to catch the male adult cats so they can be neautered. Unfortunately they haven't yet. I think by next year there will be more baby kittens shitting in my yard. I was looking at those animal traps but I saw how wild the kittens are. I can't imagine trying to deal with a wild feral cat. Anyway, I don't hurt animals (not intentionally anyway). All I do is scare the fuckers. If you had a problem lke mine you would proberbly do the same. |
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You could get a dog, problem solved right there.
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Please dont fuck animals
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Yea you do have a point there. But it might help hehe
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But what about the scent of the dog? He will urinate and defecate in the yard, and mark it as his own.... Surly that would act as a deterrent for cats?
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Are we really talking about cats in this forum?
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Torturing animals is wrong but throwing rocks or even kicking the shit out of those cats if they keep coming into your yard is perfectly acceptable. They probably do it because they can smell that you're a pussy. |
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I wasn't backing down or being a 'pussy'. I was explaining the back story behind the troll.
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My cat is a complete muncher - he wouldn't care what he was fed.. but he has a habit of trying to steal human food which we have to stop otherwise he'll get poorly...
Supposedly it's not a good idea to feed a cat a constant diet of fish based cat food, and to mix it up a bit...
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I guess cats don't have credit cards and go shopping.
He is hungry. You are the food provider. His English isn't so good so he can't really say "fuck you I want beef today" can he? I always change the food up for our cats, order a selection pack on Amazon Prime recurring delivery, job done. |
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i change often the cat food too! However he likes dry food particulary.
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If I saw anyone throwing a stone at my cat or harming it in any way there'd be hell to pay.....
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You only think your cat has eaten the same thing for the past ten years. You have no idea what your cat really eats.
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My cat eats kibble everyday. I'll mix some tuna or wet food in with his kibble on friday/saturday or on his birthday. they are simple creatures that only want a warm place to nap, some tasty snacks and snuggles.
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My cat is not to happy recently since we put her fat ass on a diet. She will dig at her food bowl and make a racket when ever it's empty.
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So Fucking What
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He also eats birds, small rodents and other creatures. Sometimes, he'll even snack on garbage or other cats food. Isn't that exciting
How your cat runs you and makes you believe shit that isn't true... cats should run for office
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Haha, I got that for Christmas last year. The Miles Man isn't trying to kill me. He would be sad if I were gone.
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Spidercat?
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congratulations
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