Have you ever met a girl who was awesome and then found out she's religious? - GoFuckYourself.com

BRISK · 03-03-2003, 04:58 PM

Damn, damn, damn...I've met waaay too many hotties that are too into the jesus loving. As soon as I find out they go to church I'm just not interested in pursuing it anymore.

Hot girls should praise my cock, not some other false idol.

Praise the cock!!

BigFrog · 03-03-2003, 04:59 PM

so not true.

religious girls are the best

Gutterboy · 03-03-2003, 04:59 PM

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Originally posted by BRISK

Hot girls should praise my cock, not some other false idol.

Amen brother!

jollyperv · 03-03-2003, 05:00 PM

Yup, met a hot ass girl one time at a show, she gave me her # and we hung out a few nights later...then she showed me her giant tatoo of the virgin mary covering her entire back...so I called it quits from there.

BRISK · 03-03-2003, 05:03 PM

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Originally posted by BigFrog
so not true.

religious girls are the best

How is that?

From my experience their idea of good sex is this:

1. No sex before marriage

2. If you do manage to get one who has sex before marriage you can expect her to lie on her back and allow you to fuck her, she will not make a sound, not ever orgasm, and you will not get a blowjob.

3. After the sex is over, she will run to the bathroom and proceed to cry for the next hour as she vows never to have sex again and she prays to the lord to forgive her sins.

Lane · 03-03-2003, 05:07 PM

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Originally posted by jollyperv
Yup, met a hot ass girl one time at a show, she gave me her # and we hung out a few nights later...then she showed me her giant tatoo of the virgin mary covering her entire back...so I called it quits from there.

lol thats freaky
imagine how u would do the doggystyle

LiveDose · 03-03-2003, 05:07 PM

There's a difference between religious girls and religious freaks. Though religious girls have been known to get freaky...

Stop hanging out with the freaks.

Did you understand that?

I'm not even sure if I did though it makes sense in my head...

iroc409 · 03-03-2003, 05:09 PM

c'mon. catholic girls, anyone?

Gutterboy · 03-03-2003, 05:10 PM

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Originally posted by BRISK

How is that?

From my experience their idea of good sex is this:

1. No sex before marriage

2. If you do manage to get one who has sex before marriage you can expect her to lie on her back and allow you to fuck her, she will not make a sound, not ever orgasm, and you will not get a blowjob.

3. After the sex is over, she will run to the bathroom and proceed to cry for the next hour as she vows never to have sex again and she prays to the lord to forgive her sins.

From my experiences with Evangelical xtianity growing up, #1 and 2 are mostly false, but #3 is right on.

If she's a serious xtian shes gonna have to decide between her religion and continuing to fuck you. Whichever way it goes, there's gonna be some ugly guilt trips to deal with.

BigFrog · 03-03-2003, 05:10 PM

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Originally posted by iroc409
c'mon. catholic girls, anyone?

exactly

xpander · 03-03-2003, 05:13 PM

Most of them are hypocrites anyways, so just go for it, they'll cave in and you can score. That's what you want, right?

JeremySF · 03-03-2003, 05:18 PM

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Originally posted by LiveDose
There's a difference between religious girls and religious freaks. Though religious girls have been known to get freaky...

Stop hanging out with the freaks.

Did you understand that? I'm not even sure if I did though it makes sense in my head...

I second that......the most horny girls always seem to be "religous"......there's definitely a difference between religious and being a religous jesus freak...BIG DIFFERENCE!

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03-03-2003, 04:58 PM	#1
BRISK Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 12,240	Have you ever met a girl who was awesome and then found out she's religious? Damn, damn, damn...I've met waaay too many hotties that are too into the jesus loving. As soon as I find out they go to church I'm just not interested in pursuing it anymore. Hot girls should praise my cock, not some other false idol. Praise the cock!! __________________ I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do, I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.

03-03-2003, 04:59 PM	#2
BigFrog Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 2,057	so not true. religious girls are the best

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jollyperv Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: NYC Posts: 3,927	Yup, met a hot ass girl one time at a show, she gave me her # and we hung out a few nights later...then she showed me her giant tatoo of the virgin mary covering her entire back...so I called it quits from there.

03-03-2003, 05:13 PM	#11
xpander Registered User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 14	Most of them are hypocrites anyways, so just go for it, they'll cave in and you can score. That's what you want, right?