Have you ever met a girl who was awesome and then found out she's religious?
 

Damn, damn, damn...I've met waaay too many hotties that are too into the jesus loving. As soon as I find out they go to church I'm just not interested in pursuing it anymore.

Hot girls should praise my cock, not some other false idol.

Praise the cock!!

so not true.

religious girls are the best :thumbsup

:1orglaugh

Amen brother!

Yup, met a hot ass girl one time at a show, she gave me her # and we hung out a few nights later...then she showed me her giant tatoo of the virgin mary covering her entire back...so I called it quits from there.

How is that?

From my experience their idea of good sex is this:

1. No sex before marriage

2. If you do manage to get one who has sex before marriage you can expect her to lie on her back and allow you to fuck her, she will not make a sound, not ever orgasm, and you will not get a blowjob.

3. After the sex is over, she will run to the bathroom and proceed to cry for the next hour as she vows never to have sex again and she prays to the lord to forgive her sins.

lol thats freaky
imagine how u would do the doggystyle

There's a difference between religious girls and religious freaks. Though religious girls have been known to get freaky...

Stop hanging out with the freaks.

Did you understand that?:helpme I'm not even sure if I did though it makes sense in my head...

c'mon. catholic girls, anyone? :Graucho

From my experiences with Evangelical xtianity growing up, #1 and 2 are mostly false, but #3 is right on.

If she's a serious xtian shes gonna have to decide between her religion and continuing to fuck you. Whichever way it goes, there's gonna be some ugly guilt trips to deal with.

exactly

Most of them are hypocrites anyways, so just go for it, they'll cave in and you can score. That's what you want, right? :1orglaugh

I second that......the most horny girls always seem to be "religous"......there's definitely a difference between religious and being a religous jesus freak...BIG DIFFERENCE!

Rabbis Wife, found out she had a cock

you never know who is reach or religious.. :Graucho