I Held Michael's Penis Every Night - GoFuckYourself.com

brassmonkey · 11-26-2013, 08:31 AM

Dr. Conrad Murray says he and Michael Jackson were so tight, he would hold his penis for him.

In a bizarre, rambling interview with The Daily Mail, Murray says, "You want to know how close we were? I held his penis every night to fit a catheter because he was incontinent at night."

Murray went on to say, "He wore dark trousers all the time because after he went to the toilet he would drip for hours."

And there's this mystery ... Murray says, "Michael didn't know how to put a condom on, so I had to do it for him."

Murray also discloses some of the things TMZ revealed years ago -- that Murray believes Michael killed himself. Murray claims when he walked out of Michael's bedroom the day he died, "I believe he woke up, got hold of his own stash of Propofol and injected himself. He did it too quickly and went into cardiac arrest."

And, Murray suggests, MJ's kids have 3 different fathers, and Michael isn't one of them. Murray says, "Michael told me he never slept with Debbie Rowe."

And, Murray insists, Michael told him he had been sexually assaulted by one of his doctors while under sedation.

And this bizarre comment. Murray suggests Michael predicted he would die on Murray's watch. He says MJ once looked at him and said, "You know, for the rest of your life and my life our names will become inseparable." Murray says MJ smiled and said, "I am clairvoyant."

full article...

Markul · 11-26-2013, 08:33 AM

There are plenty of crazy people in this world for sure.

L-Pink · 11-26-2013, 08:48 AM

What color was his penis?

OneHungLo · 11-26-2013, 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

And there's this mystery ... Murray says, "Michael didn't know how to put a condom on, so I had to do it for him."

A black man that doesn't know how to put on a condom...no surprise there

L-Pink · 11-26-2013, 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by OneHungLo

A black man that doesn't know how to put on a condom...no surprise there

escorpio · 11-26-2013, 08:58 AM

Most black men are closet homosexuals. That's why they don't mind going to prison.

brassmonkey · 11-26-2013, 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by OneHungLo

A black man that doesn't know how to put on a condom...no surprise there

what does race have to do with this? starting shit then when you get your ass beat...

Lichen · 11-26-2013, 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by OneHungLo

A black man that doesn't know how to put on a condom...no surprise there

AllAboutCams · 11-26-2013, 09:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OneHungLo

A black man that doesn't know how to put on a condom...no surprise there

OneHungLo · 11-26-2013, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

what does race have to do with this? starting shit then when you get your ass beat...

Federal data confirms that 73 percent of African-American births in 2010 were out of wedlock....but let's not let those pesky facts get in the way

xNetworx · 11-26-2013, 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

Most black men are closet homosexuals. That's why they don't mind going to prison.

seeandsee · 11-26-2013, 10:56 AM

so MJ was idiot based on this story?

J. Falcon · 11-26-2013, 10:58 AM

That's basically more info than we needed.

CyberHustler · 11-26-2013, 10:59 AM

Only a fag would brag about holdin another mans penis... it was medically necessary for his damn job... the shit was irrelevant info.

escorpio · 11-26-2013, 10:59 AM

I think (br)assmonkey is jealous!

whOaKemosabe · 11-26-2013, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

I think (br)assmonkey is jealous!

he's probably holding harmons penis as we speak

pegginglovers · 11-26-2013, 11:45 AM

Article was edited it was a 'condom' for incontinence.

Markul · 11-26-2013, 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by OneHungLo

Federal data confirms that 73 percent of African-American births in 2010 were out of wedlock....but let's not let those pesky facts get in the way

"out of wedlock"

lol what is this? year 1860?

ottopottomouse · 11-26-2013, 12:05 PM

brassmonkey · 11-26-2013, 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Markul

"out of wedlock"

lol what is this? year 1860?

some of theses assholes have been victims in something

too bad mods just dont kick them out.

always racial bullshit

look how many big posters stop posting here.

escorpio · 11-26-2013, 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

look how many big posters stop posting here.

Their loss, missing killer threads like this. How did you find this fascinating bit of info? Googling "Michael Jackson's penis" again?

baddog · 11-26-2013, 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

I think (br)assmonkey is jealous!

Have to admit, that was the first thing I thought when reading the title.

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Originally Posted by pegginglovers

Article was edited it was a 'condom' for incontinence.

You might want to edit that sig.

brassmonkey · 11-26-2013, 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

Their loss, missing killer threads like this. How did you find this fascinating bit of info? Googling "Michael Jackson's penis" again?

you can read right??

it's on the tmz website

Just Alex · 11-26-2013, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

look how many big posters stop posting here.

And look at important things they are missing - Zimmerman updates, gangsta rap videos, MJ's penis

escorpio · 11-26-2013, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

you can read right??

it's on the tmz website

Celebrity gossip sites are for the gays. Is this your way of coming out?

whOaKemosabe · 12-16-2013, 12:10 PM

So .... you held MJ's penis good job brassdonkey

incredibleworkethic · 12-16-2013, 12:12 PM

Incredibly weird.

MichaelP · 12-16-2013, 12:19 PM

Ouf.. I was afraid who might say that here, beside Patty

brassmonkey · 12-16-2013, 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by whOaKemosabe

So .... you held MJ's penis good job brassdonkey

you are a illiterate muther fucker it's an article there

why am i telling you that? you can't fucking read

sorry no drawings

JFK · 12-16-2013, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by incredibleworkethic

Incredibly weird.

That's show biz for you

Scott McD · 12-16-2013, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by pegginglovers

Article was edited it was a 'condom' for incontinence.

Siggy too biggy...

Bryan G · 12-16-2013, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

you are a illiterate muther fucker it's an article there

why am i telling you that? you can't fucking read

sorry no drawings

Really? You are calling him illiterate when you just wrote that above sentence?

brassmonkey · 12-16-2013, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Bryan G

Really? You are calling him illiterate when you just wrote that above sentence?

yeah it has errors

also know you are an angry dwarf

little man

happyending · 12-16-2013, 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

What color was his penis?

Same as yours like his blood

tgpsnstuff · 12-17-2013, 04:25 AM

Amazing what became of this thread. And curious storys around MJ. Seems quite unreal, but MJ was unreal person, too.

Sid70 · 12-17-2013, 08:34 AM

BastianWB · 12-19-2013, 06:56 AM

I loved his music....and dancing

whOaKemosabe · 12-27-2013, 11:55 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

What color was his penis?

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

Quote:

Originally Posted by whOaKemosabe

he's probably holding harmons penis as we speak

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Originally Posted by ottopottomouse

Quote:

Originally Posted by whOaKemosabe

So .... you held MJ's penis good job brassdonkey

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Originally Posted by incredibleworkethic

Incredibly weird.

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Originally Posted by happyending

Same as yours like his blood

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Originally Posted by BastianWB

I loved his music....and dancing

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