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brassmonkey 11-26-2013 08:31 AM

I Held Michael's Penis Every Night
 
Dr. Conrad Murray says he and Michael Jackson were so tight, he would hold his penis for him.

In a bizarre, rambling interview with The Daily Mail, Murray says, "You want to know how close we were? I held his penis every night to fit a catheter because he was incontinent at night."

Murray went on to say, "He wore dark trousers all the time because after he went to the toilet he would drip for hours."

And there's this mystery ... Murray says, "Michael didn't know how to put a condom on, so I had to do it for him."

Murray also discloses some of the things TMZ revealed years ago -- that Murray believes Michael killed himself. Murray claims when he walked out of Michael's bedroom the day he died, "I believe he woke up, got hold of his own stash of Propofol and injected himself. He did it too quickly and went into cardiac arrest."

And, Murray suggests, MJ's kids have 3 different fathers, and Michael isn't one of them. Murray says, "Michael told me he never slept with Debbie Rowe."

And, Murray insists, Michael told him he had been sexually assaulted by one of his doctors while under sedation.

And this bizarre comment. Murray suggests Michael predicted he would die on Murray's watch. He says MJ once looked at him and said, "You know, for the rest of your life and my life our names will become inseparable." Murray says MJ smiled and said, "I am clairvoyant."

full article...

Markul 11-26-2013 08:33 AM

There are plenty of crazy people in this world for sure.

L-Pink 11-26-2013 08:48 AM

What color was his penis?

OneHungLo 11-26-2013 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 19886480)

And there's this mystery ... Murray says, "Michael didn't know how to put a condom on, so I had to do it for him."

A black man that doesn't know how to put on a condom...no surprise there :1orglaugh

L-Pink 11-26-2013 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by OneHungLo (Post 19886506)
A black man that doesn't know how to put on a condom...no surprise there :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

escorpio 11-26-2013 08:58 AM

Most black men are closet homosexuals. That's why they don't mind going to prison.

brassmonkey 11-26-2013 08:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OneHungLo (Post 19886506)
A black man that doesn't know how to put on a condom...no surprise there :1orglaugh

what does race have to do with this? starting shit then when you get your ass beat... :2 cents:

Lichen 11-26-2013 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OneHungLo (Post 19886506)
A black man that doesn't know how to put on a condom...no surprise there :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh

AllAboutCams 11-26-2013 09:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OneHungLo (Post 19886506)
A black man that doesn't know how to put on a condom...no surprise there :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

OneHungLo 11-26-2013 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 19886513)
what does race have to do with this? starting shit then when you get your ass beat... :2 cents:

Federal data confirms that 73 percent of African-American births in 2010 were out of wedlock....but let's not let those pesky facts get in the way :1orglaugh

xNetworx 11-26-2013 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by escorpio (Post 19886511)
Most black men are closet homosexuals. That's why they don't mind going to prison.

:Oh crap

seeandsee 11-26-2013 10:56 AM

so MJ was idiot based on this story?

J. Falcon 11-26-2013 10:58 AM

That's basically more info than we needed.

CyberHustler 11-26-2013 10:59 AM

Only a fag would brag about holdin another mans penis... it was medically necessary for his damn job... the shit was irrelevant info.

escorpio 11-26-2013 10:59 AM

I think (br)assmonkey is jealous!

whOaKemosabe 11-26-2013 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by escorpio (Post 19886667)
I think (br)assmonkey is jealous!

he's probably holding harmons penis as we speak

pegginglovers 11-26-2013 11:45 AM

Article was edited it was a 'condom' for incontinence.

Markul 11-26-2013 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OneHungLo (Post 19886628)
Federal data confirms that 73 percent of African-American births in 2010 were out of wedlock....but let's not let those pesky facts get in the way :1orglaugh


"out of wedlock"

lol what is this? year 1860? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

ottopottomouse 11-26-2013 12:05 PM

http://i.imgur.com/wNxmWMk.jpg

brassmonkey 11-26-2013 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Markul (Post 19886740)
"out of wedlock"

lol what is this? year 1860? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

some of theses assholes have been victims in something :helpme too bad mods just dont kick them out. :2 cents: always racial bullshit :disgust look how many big posters stop posting here.

escorpio 11-26-2013 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 19886771)
look how many big posters stop posting here.

Their loss, missing killer threads like this. How did you find this fascinating bit of info? Googling "Michael Jackson's penis" again?

baddog 11-26-2013 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by escorpio (Post 19886667)
I think (br)assmonkey is jealous!

Have to admit, that was the first thing I thought when reading the title.

Quote:

Originally Posted by pegginglovers (Post 19886737)
Article was edited it was a 'condom' for incontinence.

You might want to edit that sig. :2 cents:

brassmonkey 11-26-2013 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by escorpio (Post 19886784)
Their loss, missing killer threads like this. How did you find this fascinating bit of info? Googling "Michael Jackson's penis" again?

you can read right?? :Oh crap it's on the tmz website

Just Alex 11-26-2013 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 19886771)
look how many big posters stop posting here.

And look at important things they are missing - Zimmerman updates, gangsta rap videos, MJ's penis

escorpio 11-26-2013 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 19886809)
you can read right?? :Oh crap it's on the tmz website

Celebrity gossip sites are for the gays. Is this your way of coming out?

whOaKemosabe 12-16-2013 12:10 PM

So .... you held MJ's penis good job brassdonkey

incredibleworkethic 12-16-2013 12:12 PM

Incredibly weird.

MichaelP 12-16-2013 12:19 PM

Ouf.. I was afraid who might say that here, beside Patty :winkwink:

brassmonkey 12-16-2013 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by whOaKemosabe (Post 19910958)
So .... you held MJ's penis good job brassdonkey

you are a illiterate muther fucker it's an article there :helpme why am i telling you that? you can't fucking read :Oh crap sorry no drawings

JFK 12-16-2013 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by incredibleworkethic (Post 19910961)
Incredibly weird.

That's show biz for you :helpme

Scott McD 12-16-2013 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pegginglovers (Post 19886737)
Article was edited it was a 'condom' for incontinence.

Siggy too biggy...

Bryan G 12-16-2013 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 19911037)
you are a illiterate muther fucker it's an article there :helpme why am i telling you that? you can't fucking read :Oh crap sorry no drawings

Really? You are calling him illiterate when you just wrote that above sentence?

:1orglaugh

brassmonkey 12-16-2013 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bryan G (Post 19911085)
Really? You are calling him illiterate when you just wrote that above sentence?

:1orglaugh

yeah it has errors :helpme also know you are an angry dwarf :helpme little man

happyending 12-16-2013 05:09 PM

Same as yours
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19886497)
What color was his penis?

Same as yours like his blood :)

tgpsnstuff 12-17-2013 04:25 AM

Amazing what became of this thread. And curious storys around MJ. Seems quite unreal, but MJ was unreal person, too.

Sid70 12-17-2013 08:34 AM

http://kor.ill.in.ua/m/190x120/1333344.jpg

BastianWB 12-19-2013 06:56 AM

I loved his music....and dancing:rasta

whOaKemosabe 12-27-2013 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19886497)
What color was his penis?

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19886509)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Quote:

Originally Posted by whOaKemosabe (Post 19886730)
he's probably holding harmons penis as we speak

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 19886768)

Quote:

Originally Posted by whOaKemosabe (Post 19910958)
So .... you held MJ's penis good job brassdonkey

Quote:

Originally Posted by incredibleworkethic (Post 19910961)
Incredibly weird.

Quote:

Originally Posted by happyending (Post 19911423)
Same as yours like his blood :)

Quote:

Originally Posted by BastianWB (Post 19915283)
I loved his music....and dancing:rasta

:thumbsup:thumbsup


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