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jollyperv · 03-03-2003, 04:59 PM

I'm fucked, I'm deaf out of my right ear from a cold I got last week....I've taken decongestant, used cu-tips, yawned, held my nose and all the other conventional methods, to no avail....I'm about to lose my fucking mind.

Any ideas?

mjrools23 · 03-03-2003, 05:00 PM

remove the penis from the ear

Gutterboy · 03-03-2003, 05:01 PM

Go to drugstore, buy earwax removal system.

jollyperv · 03-03-2003, 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mjrools23
remove the penis from the ear

I told you, I've tried all the conventional methods.

BigFrog · 03-03-2003, 05:04 PM

had the same thing last month dude.....the hearing in my right ear was all muffled and it felt horrible.....made my eyes water all the time.
the only thing i can suggest is getting some antibiotics....of course, my sickness ended up going into a full blown lung infection.....i was also too hardcore and refused to give up smoking

either way, it goes away....you just have to wait it out.....and dont mess with it dude....you'll make it worse.

Interlude · 03-03-2003, 05:07 PM

Using q-tips is mostly likely where you went wrong... all those fucking things do is push the wax further into your ear. Go to a doctor and have 'em clean your ear out, it feels pretty good actually

Rodent · 03-03-2003, 05:15 PM

Doctor

GTS Mark · 03-03-2003, 05:28 PM

I had an awful amount of wax build up in my ear last summer. I thought swimming would help it naturally dissolve but no luck. My dad (who is a doctor) flushed my ears out with water and holy fucking shit the amount of shit that came out astounded me! I could'nt believe what a difference it made. And the most important thing! It didn't hurt!

DH

bogo · 03-03-2003, 05:31 PM

yeah ,go see a doctor.More than likely,its just wax built up around the ear drum,BUT DONT LET HIM USE THAT FUCKN PUMP,WHICH HE INJECTS A FLUID IN YOUR EAR, AND THEN SUCKS IT BACK OUT.TELL HIMM TO DO IT BY HAND,WITH THE PICK AND TISSUE.
I HAD MY EAR FLUSHED OUT WITH THE PUMP,AND NOW 2 FUCKN YEARS LATER I HAVE TINNITUS,WHICH IS A HIGH PITCH RINGING THATS THERE 24/7.
NOW ALL THE DOCTORS TELL ME TO"LEARN TO LIVE WITH IT".
THERE IS NO FUCKN CURE.

-=HOAX=- · 03-03-2003, 05:34 PM

I have someone pour hydrogen peroxide into my ears...

03-03-2003, 04:59 PM	#1
jollyperv Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: NYC Posts: 3,927	Help me unclog my god damn ears I'm fucked, I'm deaf out of my right ear from a cold I got last week....I've taken decongestant, used cu-tips, yawned, held my nose and all the other conventional methods, to no avail....I'm about to lose my fucking mind. Any ideas?

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03-03-2003, 05:01 PM	#3
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03-03-2003, 05:04 PM	#5
BigFrog Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 2,057	had the same thing last month dude.....the hearing in my right ear was all muffled and it felt horrible.....made my eyes water all the time. the only thing i can suggest is getting some antibiotics....of course, my sickness ended up going into a full blown lung infection.....i was also too hardcore and refused to give up smoking either way, it goes away....you just have to wait it out.....and dont mess with it dude....you'll make it worse.

03-03-2003, 05:07 PM	#6
Interlude Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: State of Denial Posts: 1,147	Using q-tips is mostly likely where you went wrong... all those fucking things do is push the wax further into your ear. Go to a doctor and have 'em clean your ear out, it feels pretty good actually

03-03-2003, 05:28 PM	#8
GTS Mark Vrume Mark Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 20,912	I had an awful amount of wax build up in my ear last summer. I thought swimming would help it naturally dissolve but no luck. My dad (who is a doctor) flushed my ears out with water and holy fucking shit the amount of shit that came out astounded me! I could'nt believe what a difference it made. And the most important thing! It didn't hurt! DH

03-03-2003, 05:31 PM	#9
bogo Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 1,982	yeah ,go see a doctor.More than likely,its just wax built up around the ear drum,BUT DONT LET HIM USE THAT FUCKN PUMP,WHICH HE INJECTS A FLUID IN YOUR EAR, AND THEN SUCKS IT BACK OUT.TELL HIMM TO DO IT BY HAND,WITH THE PICK AND TISSUE. I HAD MY EAR FLUSHED OUT WITH THE PUMP,AND NOW 2 FUCKN YEARS LATER I HAVE TINNITUS,WHICH IS A HIGH PITCH RINGING THATS THERE 24/7. NOW ALL THE DOCTORS TELL ME TO"LEARN TO LIVE WITH IT". THERE IS NO FUCKN CURE.