Help me unclog my god damn ears
 

I'm fucked, I'm deaf out of my right ear from a cold I got last week....I've taken decongestant, used cu-tips, yawned, held my nose and all the other conventional methods, to no avail....I'm about to lose my fucking mind.

Any ideas?

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Go to drugstore, buy earwax removal system.

I told you, I've tried all the conventional methods.

had the same thing last month dude.....the hearing in my right ear was all muffled and it felt horrible.....made my eyes water all the time.
the only thing i can suggest is getting some antibiotics....of course, my sickness ended up going into a full blown lung infection.....i was also too hardcore and refused to give up smoking :1orglaugh

either way, it goes away....you just have to wait it out.....and dont mess with it dude....you'll make it worse.

Using q-tips is mostly likely where you went wrong... all those fucking things do is push the wax further into your ear. Go to a doctor and have 'em clean your ear out, it feels pretty good actually :)

Doctor

I had an awful amount of wax build up in my ear last summer. I thought swimming would help it naturally dissolve but no luck. My dad (who is a doctor) flushed my ears out with water and holy fucking shit the amount of shit that came out astounded me! I could'nt believe what a difference it made. And the most important thing! It didn't hurt! :thumbsup

DH

yeah ,go see a doctor.More than likely,its just wax built up around the ear drum,BUT DONT LET HIM USE THAT FUCKN PUMP,WHICH HE INJECTS A FLUID IN YOUR EAR, AND THEN SUCKS IT BACK OUT.TELL HIMM TO DO IT BY HAND,WITH THE PICK AND TISSUE.
I HAD MY EAR FLUSHED OUT WITH THE PUMP,AND NOW 2 FUCKN YEARS LATER I HAVE TINNITUS,WHICH IS A HIGH PITCH RINGING THATS THERE 24/7.
NOW ALL THE DOCTORS TELL ME TO"LEARN TO LIVE WITH IT".
THERE IS NO FUCKN CURE.

I have someone pour hydrogen peroxide into my ears...