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jones vs tyson?
now i would love to see that. from listening to this ruiz fight, jones seems like a legit heavyweight, but he's short.
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updates? anyone?
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jones up 5-1 going by bbc play by play. check the other thread there's a link to the bbc page with the play by play
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i think tyson would match up well with jones. they're both under 6 feet so jones might be the only guy with less reach than tyson in the heavyweight division.
jones should beat him, but i think tyson could get inside on him to throw a big punch. |
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nah... Tyson has NO juice... you saw it with Lewis... first round was good... then he looked like an old grandma... To be interesting... Tyson would have to miraculously become sane... train like a mad man, get in the best shape he ever was... then.. just then... it might be interesting.... I would personally like to see Jones Vs Tua ! Jones Vs Lewis will never happen... Lewis would kill him.... ![]() |
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Ruiz was completely outclassed. That fight was all Jones. I still don't think he's a legit heavyweight though. As was already said, I think a real heavyweight champ like Lewis would kill him.
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Jones would be insane not to take a fight with Tyson. Jones has made alot of money but never the kind of money he could get from a Tyson fight. This fight would make more money than Tyson/Lewis II. Americans because Lewis bolted Canada and put on that phoney English accent have never been much interested in him. Jones being an American and undersized would be a huge people's choice against Tyson. The worst that could happen to him is that Tyson knocks him out, Jones walks away with 10 million dollars. Tell me anybody here who wouldn't get knocked out for 10 million dollars? Don't think so.
Lennox might be the one who loses out here, he wants to retire but one more huge 15-20 million dollar payday for batting around Tyson a second time is hard to resist. If the boxing powers decide it's Tyson/Jones that will make more money Lennox will have nobody to fight, i don't think he wants to fight that Russian. If Jones wins, say goodbye to a Lewis/Tyson rematch, that will be it for Tyson finally. And no way will Jones go in the ring against Lewis, and i don't blame him, just too big a size differential.
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Jones a Heavyweight? Hahahahah Ya right. Ruiz is barely the heavyweight to talk about. Jones has NEVER been hit by a real Hweight. Oh ya and that PAPER title that Ruiz held means nothing. I am no fan of Tyson but be honest withyourself and realize if Tyson was "normal" and in shape a Tyson-Jones fight would last 3 rounds max. Or any real heavyweight for that fact. Jones has just outclassed anyone in the 170's class and has looked outside his realm. Getting very lucky along the way not finding anyone with some real power. If he was to do this shit 5 years ago when there was a legitimate heavyweight class he would stand no chance.
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Tyson does have a lot of power. If Jones could stay away from him for a round or two, he might have a chance, but all it would take would be for one good punch to land.
And Tua... he's probably the hardest punching heavyweight there is. He'd launch Jones out of the ring. I'll tell you the perfect match-up that I'd like to see: Tua vs. Tyson. Now THAT would be a fight. They're probably the two hardest hitting heavyweights, and they're both short. They both had the exact same problem against Lewis - they're probably a bit better than Lewis, but they just couldn't get inside because of his long monkey-reach. Tua's actually my favorite heavyweight. I think he'd kill Tyson. |
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it would be the most interesting fight for jones because there's nobody in his weight class that is worth fighting. |
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Jones vs Tyson
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As for Tyson... didnt saw the Ethienne fight... but he's old, no juice... crazy... he is too unpredictable... Could tyson beat holyfield? and holyfield got his ass kicked by Ruiz.... and Chris Bird is no match... similar to Jones... he started in middle weight or light heavyweight... then eat couple of burgers and got into heavyweight... Jones would smoke him! Jones Vs Tua or Rahman .... ![]() |
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JONES VS TYSON..........Tyson fast and still stong...would be the ultimate match-up...Tyson in 4 ROUNDS.
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Anyone seen Tyson's tatoo? WTF is that?
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Jones vs Byrd
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i think tyson could knock his ass out if he gets his shit together.
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Roy Jones is a great fighter but he would ZERO chance against Tyson. First off, Tyson is a far better fighter than Ruiz, even in decline. Much faster (his handspeed is close to Roy's, if not as good) and much much stronger with far better skills. Second, Roy would never be able to hurt Tyson, who has a granite chin, but Mike shot's would be far too powerful for Roy to take. Insane to even think about that matchup. Tyson detonates big heavyweights when he lands clean, he'd knock Roy thru the ropes if he hit him on the arm.
Roy knew what he was doing when he took on Louise, but he's not crazy. |
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Tyson vs Tua is the fight I want to see.
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Also Holyfield really won 2 out of 3 against Lousie, he got robbed in one of those decisions. Holy was a younger, better fighter when he fought Tyson and Holy is considerably bigger than Jones. Roy wouldn't consider taking on Holyfield in his prime and maybe not even now. Ruiz would have been murdered by Holyfield if he had met him in his prime.
it's well known in the boxing world that Louise is a joke, and he was going to go down hard in the first fight where the ref didn't allow him to jab and grab and fake groin shots every time he got hit in the body (i.e. the first time he had to fight somebody without fellow Peurto Rican Joe Cortez as the referee). Size matters in boxing, the only reason Roy could do what he did is because Ruiz couldn't hit him clean and wasn't allowed to maul him, and Ruiz doesn't hit that hard in the first place except with his head and elbows. |
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John Ruiz = Louise
it's the nick everyone uses except him. he calls himself 'The Quiet Man'. Everyone else calls him 'Louise'. |
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And as for punching power, again, Tua's power is insane. Tyson has a great punch, but nothing like Tua. I'd agree that Tyson is faster than Tua, but it would only take a few rounds before Tyson was worn down, and then Tua would take him out. |
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You're underestimating Tyson, my friend. In his day he was one of the best heavyweights ever. He has excellent, excellent skills.
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Most fight commentators would tell you that Tyson hits harder than Tua, but in practical effect they both hit so hard that it doesn't matter who hits slightly harder. Tyson took horrible beatings before going down against Douglas and especially against Lewis. He does indeed have a rock jaw. |
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Byrd is the fastest heavyweight I have ever seen. Jones and Byrd are almost identical in style. Jones hits harder but Byrd is faster. It would be an awesome fight. |
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Jones wouldnt face a better heavyweight than ruiz. He only takes things that are for granted that he will win, and jones vs lewis/tyson isnt a sure thing he would win so not likely to happen.
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