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  • CurrentlySober
    Too lazy to wipe my ass
    • Aug 2002
    • 38995

    #1

    You know you are getting old when....

    You need to lean forward, and spread your ass cheeks with both hands, in order to enjoy a nice healthy fart !

    You?
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  • martinsc
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Jun 2005
    • 27043

    #2
    Make Money

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    • RandyRandy
      Clips still sell!
      • Jul 2012
      • 1708

      #3
      You know you're getting old when you're in Bangkok for 3 days, and you're surfing the web in your hotel room. Alone. And happy.

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      • CurrentlySober
        Too lazy to wipe my ass
        • Aug 2002
        • 38995

        #4
        Originally posted by RandyRandy
        You know you're getting old when you're in Bangkok for 3 days, and you're surfing the web in your hotel room. Alone. And happy.
        ️ ️

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        • John-ACWM
          Work Work Work
          • Nov 2008
          • 20060

          #5
          Originally posted by RandyRandy
          You know you're getting old when you're in Bangkok for 3 days, and you're surfing the web in your hotel room. Alone. And happy.

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          • CPA-Rush
            small trip to underworld
            • Mar 2012
            • 4927

            #6
            when u can't fap 4 times in row
            when u start growing some white hair
            when u getting bald
            when u soon hit 30
            when people stop calling u cute
            when women want to have sex with u only for money
            when u sit on computer 10 hrs a day and your sexy neighbour don?t know u are exist

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            • aka123
              Confirmed User
              • Jul 2014
              • 4450

              #7
              Originally posted by CurrentlySober
              You need to lean forward, and spread your ass cheeks with both hands, in order to enjoy a nice healthy fart !

              You?
              No, then you know you are fat.

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              • CurrentlySober
                Too lazy to wipe my ass
                • Aug 2002
                • 38995

                #8
                Originally posted by rosx
                when u soon hit 30
                If only...
                ️ ️

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                • CPA-Rush
                  small trip to underworld
                  • Mar 2012
                  • 4927

                  #9
                  Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                  If only...

                  automatic exchange - paxum , bitcoin,pm, payza

                  . daizzzy signbucks caution will black-hat black-hat your traffic

                  ignored forever :zuzana designs

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                  • mavruda
                    porn cartoonist
                    • Feb 2007
                    • 2597

                    #10
                    Actually you're old, when you have dry dreams and wet farts....

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                    • TheLegacy
                      SEO RobertWarrenSEO.com
                      • Apr 2003
                      • 18221

                      #11
                      You know when you're getting old when you learn where your prostate is.

                      RobertWarrenSEO.com
                      Telegram: @TheLegacy54

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