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03-02-2003, 07:42 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Edmonton, Alberta
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Let's have Cybersex!
Two days ago, someone posted a question about webcams at GFY, and I gave him my ICQ and told him to ICQ me. I gave him some advice and links to live sites. Today, he somehow thought that I was some horny chick that he found on the search thing. I didn't know that he thought that I was a chick at first, but then I just played along for a bit.
His name on GFY is "messedup". I am $mirnoff-Ice and he is shakanar. And here is how it went: Session Start : Sun Mar 02 12:11:43 2003 shakanar: what up sexy $mirnoff-Ice: hah, just got home shakanar: ohh, are you hot? $mirnoff-Ice: are u shakanar: yes .....deffinetly $mirnoff-Ice: lol shakanar: hello? $mirnoff-Ice: ye? shakanar: u wanna get freaky? $mirnoff-Ice: do u have message history shakanar: whats athat? $mirnoff-Ice: to read the messages last week $mirnoff-Ice: before today shakanar: how do u do that? $mirnoff-Ice: wut makes u think i want to get freaky shakanar: what makes you think i am talking about that kinda freaky? $mirnoff-Ice: i never assumed anything... i'm just asking why u asked me if i want to get freaky, cuz that is wut u asked shakanar: yes it was...it was just a way of provoking a response from you and it worked like a charm. i am good......too good $mirnoff-Ice: wuts the point shakanar: to provoke a response from you................like....... shakanar: wanna fuck? or ................can i finger you? $mirnoff-Ice: do u like boys shakanar: thats a good one too!!! shakanar: u r catching on.....but a better one would have been.........do u like fucking boys in the poop shoot? $mirnoff-Ice: haha shakanar: sorry i am fucked in the head shakanar: how old are you and shit and where do u live?and do u like sex? $mirnoff-Ice: 21, canada, yes shakanar: hahaha, r u hot? $mirnoff-Ice: SUPER shakanar: super hot? do u have any pics of yourself? $mirnoff-Ice: do you? $mirnoff-Ice: no shakanar: yes , jsut naked ones though $mirnoff-Ice: even better shakanar: no.............cause you don't ahve any.........  $mirnoff-Ice: well, i have a camera... shakanar: well.........start shooting!!! haha shakanar: live camera? $mirnoff-Ice: webcam and digital cam shakanar: i have one but i don't know how to use the fucking thing.......I wish I did cause then freaky shit would go down!!!!! ahaahhaha .........the fun we could have with technology $mirnoff-Ice: is that right? wut kind of freaky shit? shakanar: i cant tell u cause i dont hvae one so nothing shakanar: hahaha $mirnoff-Ice: teeeheeeheeee shakanar: so what about your camera? $mirnoff-Ice: so wut about ur naked pics? shakanar: u send first i will follow.........cause mine are a little riske $mirnoff-Ice: don't u have any clothed ones shakanar: kinda.........but other things are shown in them shakanar: so get ta snapping those pics!!!! $mirnoff-Ice: u first  shakanar: well................u down? shakanar: i told u i cant $mirnoff-Ice: how did u get my icq shakanar: i searched for chicks that are cool..........but I guess .............it lied shakanar: hahaha shakanar: damn i am funny $mirnoff-Ice: hahahhaha, you are VERY funny shakanar: so get naked and send me pics!! $mirnoff-Ice: at least tell me your name shakanar: sean shakanar: and u? $mirnoff-Ice: sarah shakanar: sarah ........do u have any dildos? shakanar: or as girls put it..........vibrators? $mirnoff-Ice: only 1 shakanar: sweet , chicks rock!! $mirnoff-Ice: do u have a dildo too? shakanar: hahahah..........yes shakanar: just joking $mirnoff-Ice: u jerk it a lot? shakanar: totally,i am a sex o holic...............I LOVE sex shakanar: and porn shakanar: haha $mirnoff-Ice: nice! wuts ur fav position on a guy, i mean chick $mirnoff-Ice: well? shakanar: well what? $mirnoff-Ice: fav position shakanar: doggy....love it $mirnoff-Ice: really?? mine too! shakanar: then send me some pics of you cause you are making me horny $mirnoff-Ice: not til u send ME one, i told u! shakanar: ok.......then i must go find someone who can satisfy me...sorry $mirnoff-Ice: hah, and u said i wasn't fun? shakanar: u kinda are but u would be a lot more fun if we could get off together $mirnoff-Ice: i like watching 2 guys going at it, wut do u like? shakanar: thats nasty shakanar: two chicks deffinetly] $mirnoff-Ice: haha really ? u seem like the gay type tho shakanar: or just one chick with a vibrator!!!.......named sarah shakanar: from canada $mirnoff-Ice: admit it, u like boys shakanar: admit it u wanna send pics of yourself $mirnoff-Ice: admit it shitpacker! $mirnoff-Ice: but yes i do admit i want to send u pics shakanar: so do the right thing sweetheart....... shakanar: send away so I can jerk off to you!!! hahaha $mirnoff-Ice: how long is ur johnson shakanar: 8 johnson inches and how big are our boobies $mirnoff-Ice: holy 8 damn inches?? i don't believe u. u lie shakanar: ok ..... i lie.....i am actually a female and have a big fat hairy pussy $mirnoff-Ice: don't be ridiculous now.... ur not 8 inches. shakanar: yes i am...........fully erect i am shakanar: i am well indowd shakanar: i hurt girls with my weiner $mirnoff-Ice: u can't hurt me with it $mirnoff-Ice: id' whoops ur ass b4 i'd let anything like that near me shakanar: so am i gonna get pics or what? shakanar: i am very pushy by the way.......incase u haven't noticed $mirnoff-Ice: haha, ur pure comedy sean! boys want u, girls wanna be you.. $mirnoff-Ice: lol shakanar: ok i am off to find some porn ......... $mirnoff-Ice: oh wait... i'm sorry, did i mix that around? $mirnoff-Ice: where do u look for porn? shakanar: i am a fan of the live cams $mirnoff-Ice: bbl, i gotta shower, and release some stress shakanar: well send pics first.........so i can spank it |
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03-02-2003, 07:44 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Maryland
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03-02-2003, 07:45 PM
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Orgasms N Such!
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Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Oakville, Ontario
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And the point to this was??
Shoo, that post is entirely too long and too pointless.  |
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03-02-2003, 07:45 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Posts: 1,181
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LOL
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03-02-2003, 07:47 PM
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Let's do some business.
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: The dirty south.
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03-02-2003, 08:09 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Montreal
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hahahaha funny shit
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04-01-2003, 08:03 PM
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Great
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04-01-2003, 08:11 PM
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heh
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