Two days ago, someone posted a question about webcams at GFY, and I gave him my ICQ and told him to ICQ me. I gave him some advice and links to live sites. Today, he somehow thought that I was some horny chick that he found on the search thing. I didn't know that he thought that I was a chick at first, but then I just played along for a bit.
His name on GFY is "messedup". I am $mirnoff-Ice and he is shakanar. And here is how it went:
Session Start : Sun Mar 02 12:11:43 2003
shakanar: what up sexy
$mirnoff-Ice: hah, just got home
shakanar: ohh, are you hot?
$mirnoff-Ice: are u
shakanar: yes .....deffinetly
$mirnoff-Ice: lol
shakanar: hello?
$mirnoff-Ice: ye?
shakanar: u wanna get freaky?
$mirnoff-Ice: do u have message history
shakanar: whats athat?
$mirnoff-Ice: to read the messages last week
$mirnoff-Ice: before today
shakanar: how do u do that?
$mirnoff-Ice: wut makes u think i want to get freaky
shakanar: what makes you think i am talking about that kinda freaky?
$mirnoff-Ice: i never assumed anything... i'm just asking why u asked me if i want to get freaky, cuz that is wut u asked
shakanar: yes it was...it was just a way of provoking a response from you and it worked like a charm. i am good......too good
$mirnoff-Ice: wuts the point
shakanar: to provoke a response from you................like.......
shakanar: wanna fuck? or ................can i finger you?
$mirnoff-Ice: do u like boys
shakanar: thats a good one too!!!
shakanar: u r catching on.....but a better one would have been.........do u like fucking boys in the poop shoot?
$mirnoff-Ice: haha
shakanar: sorry i am fucked in the head
shakanar: how old are you and shit and where do u live?and do u like sex?
$mirnoff-Ice: 21, canada, yes
shakanar: hahaha, r u hot?
$mirnoff-Ice: SUPER
shakanar: super hot? do u have any pics of yourself?
$mirnoff-Ice: do you?
$mirnoff-Ice: no
shakanar: yes , jsut naked ones though
$mirnoff-Ice: even better
shakanar: no.............cause you don't ahve any.........
$mirnoff-Ice: well, i have a camera...
shakanar: well.........start shooting!!! haha
shakanar: live camera?
$mirnoff-Ice: webcam and digital cam
shakanar: i have one but i don't know how to use the fucking thing.......I wish I did cause then freaky shit would go down!!!!! ahaahhaha .........the fun we could have with technology
$mirnoff-Ice: is that right? wut kind of freaky shit?
shakanar: i cant tell u cause i dont hvae one so nothing
shakanar: hahaha
$mirnoff-Ice: teeeheeeheeee
shakanar: so what about your camera?
$mirnoff-Ice: so wut about ur naked pics?
shakanar: u send first i will follow.........cause mine are a little riske
$mirnoff-Ice: don't u have any clothed ones
shakanar: kinda.........but other things are shown in them
shakanar: so get ta snapping those pics!!!!
$mirnoff-Ice: u first
shakanar: well................u down?
shakanar: i told u i cant
$mirnoff-Ice: how did u get my icq
shakanar: i searched for chicks that are cool..........but I guess .............it lied
shakanar: hahaha
shakanar: damn i am funny
$mirnoff-Ice: hahahhaha, you are VERY funny
shakanar: so get naked and send me pics!!
$mirnoff-Ice: at least tell me your name
shakanar: sean
shakanar: and u?
$mirnoff-Ice: sarah
shakanar: sarah ........do u have any dildos?
shakanar: or as girls put it..........vibrators?
$mirnoff-Ice: only 1
shakanar: sweet , chicks rock!!
$mirnoff-Ice: do u have a dildo too?
shakanar: hahahah..........yes
shakanar: just joking
$mirnoff-Ice: u jerk it a lot?
shakanar: totally,i am a sex o holic...............I LOVE sex
shakanar: and porn
shakanar: haha
$mirnoff-Ice: nice! wuts ur fav position on a guy, i mean chick
$mirnoff-Ice: well?
shakanar: well what?
$mirnoff-Ice: fav position
shakanar: doggy....love it
$mirnoff-Ice: really?? mine too!
shakanar: then send me some pics of you cause you are making me horny
$mirnoff-Ice: not til u send ME one, i told u!
shakanar: ok.......then i must go find someone who can satisfy me...sorry
$mirnoff-Ice: hah, and u said i wasn't fun?
shakanar: u kinda are but u would be a lot more fun if we could get off together
$mirnoff-Ice: i like watching 2 guys going at it, wut do u like?
shakanar: thats nasty
shakanar: two chicks deffinetly]
$mirnoff-Ice: haha really ? u seem like the gay type tho
shakanar: or just one chick with a vibrator!!!.......named sarah
shakanar: from canada
$mirnoff-Ice: admit it, u like boys
shakanar: admit it u wanna send pics of yourself
$mirnoff-Ice: admit it shitpacker!
$mirnoff-Ice: but yes i do admit i want to send u pics
shakanar: so do the right thing sweetheart.......
shakanar: send away so I can jerk off to you!!! hahaha
$mirnoff-Ice: how long is ur johnson
shakanar: 8 johnson inches
and how big are our boobies
$mirnoff-Ice: holy 8 damn inches?? i don't believe u. u lie
shakanar: ok ..... i lie.....i am actually a female and have a big fat hairy pussy
$mirnoff-Ice: don't be ridiculous now.... ur not 8 inches.
shakanar: yes i am...........fully erect
i am
shakanar: i am well indowd
shakanar: i hurt girls with my weiner
$mirnoff-Ice: u can't hurt me with it
$mirnoff-Ice: id' whoops ur ass b4 i'd let anything like that near me
shakanar: so am i gonna get pics or what?
shakanar: i am very pushy by the way.......incase u haven't noticed
$mirnoff-Ice: haha, ur pure comedy sean! boys want u, girls wanna be you..
$mirnoff-Ice: lol
shakanar: ok i am off to find some porn .........
$mirnoff-Ice: oh wait... i'm sorry, did i mix that around?
$mirnoff-Ice: where do u look for porn?
shakanar: i am a fan of the live cams
$mirnoff-Ice: bbl, i gotta shower, and release some stress
shakanar: well send pics first.........so i can spank it