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MrMaxwell · 10-20-2013, 09:32 AM

So I was reading the newspaper and apparently google has an mcap of about 100B less than apple? The writer said google "pales in comparison". I got news for you, buddy, google grows like a wild family of drug addicted hookers. How old is apple? How old is google?

If google already is at 3/4 of what apple is, apple will never stay ahead of them. Never. Plus, apple just completely fucking sucks, period. So fuck apple.

Google innovates, google makes people happy, google will grow and grow and grow. Apple is going to roll down the hill like the dead body of a child molester that was recently hanged back in 1865.

As soon as their iphone dies down, look out.

FlowerKid · 10-20-2013, 09:47 AM

I hate Apple as well, BUT, Apple produces real hardware using real factories and machines. Google only does virtual stuff without any "real world" value beside its know how.

CAHEK · 10-20-2013, 10:03 AM

Apple does fucking rock

Their Pc's, Laptop's , Phones are the best shit ever made

Markul · 10-20-2013, 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by FlowerKid

I hate Apple as well, BUT, Apple produces real hardware using real factories and machines. Google only does virtual stuff without any "real world" value beside its know how.

That's not really a valid point and also very wrong. It has value in the real world, otherwise it would not be traded.

Both companies are tech companies and both will - eventually - go down the drain.

10-20-2013, 10:15 AM

I've used apple products since 1996. I have used windows based machines as well. I love apple. Must be my creative side. Since Steve Jobs died apple has gone downhill a bit. I believe that's temporary. Bring back the Woz!

Dvae · 10-20-2013, 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

So I was reading the newspaper and apparently google has an mcap of about 100B less than apple? The writer said google "pales in comparison". I got news for you, buddy, google grows like a wild family of drug addicted hookers. How old is apple? How old is google?

If google already is at 3/4 of what apple is, apple will never stay ahead of them. Never. Plus, apple just completely fucking sucks, period. So fuck apple.

Google innovates, google makes people happy, google will grow and grow and grow. Apple is going to roll down the hill like the dead body of a child molester that was recently hanged back in 1865.

As soon as their iphone dies down, look out.

This from the guy that said this:

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Can a smartphone replace a laptop?
I don't know shit about smartphones and I hate them, but I just about have to get one, I suppose. How powerful are the phones, these days? Are they as powerful as, say, a core2duo laptop with 4gb ram? Are they making docks for them? With decent size screens, maybe?

The goal would be to be able to dock the phone when I'm sitting down somewhere so I could use it like a laptop. That way I would be able to eliminate the laptop.

And this:

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I want to put a more powerful processing chip in my older telephone
Mine is a v9m and I don't think the V8 or v9x will work with my service... But they have 512mhz chips while mine has a 256 ...... No one wants to fuck with it so is there a way to do it myself??

Why don't you admit you can't afford a new phone or computer from Apple (or anybody else for that matter)

MrMaxwell · 10-20-2013, 10:48 AM

I have the old thin flip phone because it is what I like.

Steve Jobs being gone is a huge improvement to apple.

I think google will outgrow apple very quickly

Apple does make solid stable computers and they do have a very nice space age look to them, and sure they have a huge following for their phones, but it cannot last forever

Star trek lovers just don't rule the world anymore I suppose

No one will care about devices, soon, if you ask me. Your phone will be a terminal. Nothing more. I would think. It'll probably be like that for everything. Televisions even.

evy97 · 10-20-2013, 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by CAHEK

Apple does fucking rock

Their Pc's, Laptop's , Phones are the best shit ever made

No. I'm using a Dell XPS One 27 and much better all-in-one desktop than new iMac.

CAHEK · 10-20-2013, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by evy97

No. I'm using a Dell XPS One 27 and much better all-in-one desktop than new iMac.

Iv been using new Imac since 2009 and i never had a single promblem up to now

I dont even have anti virus

MrMaxwell · 10-24-2013, 12:35 PM

Well, we'll see what happens. I know what I'm talking about.

96ukssob · 10-24-2013, 03:05 PM

Compared to what? hardware products?

How can you compare the two? The only phone that Google "makes" is the Nexus, which I believe is actually a Samsung product.

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Originally Posted by CAHEK

Apple does fucking rock

Their Pc's, Laptop's , Phones are the best shit ever made

I've found there are two types of people that hate Apple products, but for me, I love them. Simple and easy to use.

First are the "I'm to cool" folks who think because you can't RDC to your home computer from your phone, the item is junk.

The others, are the "I can't afford it" crowd (probably the OP

) who bitch about their products, merely to justify to themselves why they don't need to have it in the first place and completely content with their Boost mobile prepaid phone from Walmart

Apple users, at least from the ones I know, never have a problem with non-Apple users as I still believe, we are a more intelligent crowd and know there are other products and services available in the market to meet other peoples needs.

Rochard · 10-24-2013, 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

Plus, apple just completely fucking sucks, period. So fuck apple.

I wouldn't say "Apple Sucks". They have been leading the way with innovation with their products for some time now. The catch is now it's a lot easier for other companies to catch up to them.

MaDalton · 10-24-2013, 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by FlowerKid

I hate Apple as well, BUT, Apple produces real hardware using real factories and machines. Google only does virtual stuff without any "real world" value beside its know how.

Google owns Motorola

seeandsee · 10-24-2013, 04:15 PM

google vs apple vs microsoft

mineistaken · 10-24-2013, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by FlowerKid

I hate Apple as well, BUT, Apple produces real hardware using real factories and machines. Google only does virtual stuff without any "real world" value beside its know how.

information is the biggest value and they have plenty of it.

bhutocracy · 10-24-2013, 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by FlowerKid

I hate Apple as well, BUT, Apple produces real hardware using real factories and machines. Google only does virtual stuff without any "real world" value beside its know how.

You don't really understand Google's business model. Google takes a chunk of virtually EVERY business on the internet. If you want to sell widgets, Google can take up to 30-40% of your gross income when buying Adwords. They often make more than you do. It's no less real than the classifieds section of a newspaper except more profitable and covering the world.

PornDiscounts-V · 10-24-2013, 05:33 PM

Saying the G1 and G2 are HTC products and the Nexus is someone else's product is like saying the iPhone isn't a Foxconn product.

Apple doesn't make hardware people!!!

They license their intellectual property to others who make it for them. If they made their own hardware they'd be the same old Apple they always were and their shit would suck.

Ace_luffy · 10-24-2013, 08:46 PM

Apple Product makes customers so unique and they make apps company profitable , unlike google play sales , not much bigger that Apple , maybe because lot's of free Apps on google play!

FlowerKid · 10-24-2013, 10:33 PM

At the end of the day, Apple and Google are assholes who want to rule the world.

ls101 · 10-24-2013, 10:46 PM

I'll go for Apple even I am not fan of them! However Google products are common while Apple is just for Apple!

MrMaxwell · 10-25-2013, 07:30 AM

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Originally Posted by bossku69

Compared to what? hardware products?

How can you compare the two? The only phone that Google "makes" is the Nexus, which I believe is actually a Samsung product.

I've found there are two types of people that hate Apple products, but for me, I love them. Simple and easy to use.

First are the "I'm to cool" folks who think because you can't RDC to your home computer from your phone, the item is junk.

The others, are the "I can't afford it" crowd (probably the OP

) who bitch about their products, merely to justify to themselves why they don't need to have it in the first place and completely content with their Boost mobile prepaid phone from Walmart

Apple users, at least from the ones I know, never have a problem with non-Apple users as I still believe, we are a more intelligent crowd and know there are other products and services available in the market to meet other peoples needs.

Insult me again you stupid cocksucker, I'm crushed. If I wanted an apple, I would have an apple. I have the computer I want to have. My desktop is over here with 16gb of ram and an SSD and if I wanted it to have any more of anything or to be a mac, it would have it or be one.

Also, fuck boost mobile, my telephone uses the verizon network and works everywhere. Half of the time it works even where smartphones can't find any kind of signal. Wiseguy. If I wanted a computer phone, I would have one of those, too. I have my old style telephone because I like it and it works and does what the fuck I want for it to do.

Since you failed to ask, I dislike apple because Steve Jobs was all for censorship and telling people what they're allowed to see- and because they never wanted their machines to be friendly or play nice with anything else- and everyone was always saying how difficult they are to upgrade- not to mention how bad customer service is- and 1000 other reasons.

I don't dislike a Bentley simply because I cannot afford one. They're well built and gorgeous and I fucking want one. I don't hate an apple simple because of the price, genius. They sure the hell are overpriced, though, now aren't they?

In summation: Fuck you and your white bred attitude

slapass · 10-25-2013, 07:39 AM

Apple has had not one but several unique products. They have changed the world. Google made a better Search Engine. Copied some other shit and didn't do so well. But yeah, otherwise they are pretty close.

MrMaxwell · 10-25-2013, 07:39 AM

I think that my phone is sexy, and I like it, and so fuck everyone. And look it at this, this photograph that I just now randomly stole from the internet even has some women on it.

MrMaxwell · 10-25-2013, 07:41 AM

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Originally Posted by slapass

Apple has had not one but several unique products. They have changed the world. Google made a better Search Engine. Copied some other shit and didn't do so well. But yeah, otherwise they are pretty close.

Google is going to be the largest company in the world within ten years, if you ask me, while apple will be gone. Microsoft too, they're like the huge overgrown giant with a blown out knee.. ready to topple over and fall. As if the world is going to be buying zunes and imacs, please, let's be serious.

arock10 · 10-25-2013, 08:07 AM

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Originally Posted by FlowerKid

I hate Apple as well, BUT, Apple produces real hardware using real factories and machines. Google only does virtual stuff without any "real world" value beside its know how.

this can be a serious downside too though as hardware turns into a commodity and then you end up with nothing

candyflip · 10-25-2013, 08:11 AM

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Originally Posted by FlowerKid

I hate Apple as well, BUT, Apple produces real hardware using real factories and machines. Google only does virtual stuff without any "real world" value beside its know how.

Google owns Motorola, who does make hardware.

tripplexwebcams · 10-25-2013, 08:12 AM

apple all the way!!!

slapass · 10-27-2013, 09:12 AM

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Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

Google is going to be the largest company in the world within ten years, if you ask me, while apple will be gone. Microsoft too, they're like the huge overgrown giant with a blown out knee.. ready to topple over and fall. As if the world is going to be buying zunes and imacs, please, let's be serious.

The impact on the world of Apple has been huge. Google not so much. Xom is huge but I hardly get all excited when I think of their business model.

MSFT makes half of their cash on xbox now. Not sure if you are a gamer but they own that area.

AAPL will be gone. I predicted this a year ago on this board. They lost the guy.

GOOG has had a really hard time finding a second home run. The Android platform has not been profitable as of the last time I looked. Add in all of the other stuff they have tried and failed... I am not sure they have management skills to be the next anything.

bronco67 · 10-27-2013, 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

Apple is going to roll down the hill like the dead body of a child molester that was recently hanged back in 1865.

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I like the way you phrase things.

MrMaxwell · 10-27-2013, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by bronco67

I like the way you phrase things.

Thank you

MrMaxwell · 10-27-2013, 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by slapass

The impact on the world of Apple has been huge. Google not so much. Xom is huge but I hardly get all excited when I think of their business model.

MSFT makes half of their cash on xbox now. Not sure if you are a gamer but they own that area.

AAPL will be gone. I predicted this a year ago on this board. They lost the guy.

GOOG has had a really hard time finding a second home run. The Android platform has not been profitable as of the last time I looked. Add in all of the other stuff they have tried and failed... I am not sure they have management skills to be the next anything.

I have no idea of anything when it comes to a video game. I like to play 8 bit mario brothers, but it has been awhile. Galaga is another good one

I had no idea that xcube was 50% of msft's bottom line.. wow... that's crazy. Gamers are pretty stupid though and they'll forget about xcube within a few years.. gamers have the intelligence and attention span of a small flea or tick(literally).. I guess maybe msft could fall even sooner than I thought!!

Google I think will grow and grow.. if they don't have the management they need, I believe they'll get it. It is an intelligent and open minded and quick thinking company.

slapass · 10-27-2013, 07:00 PM

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Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

I have no idea of anything when it comes to a video game. I like to play 8 bit mario brothers, but it has been awhile. Galaga is another good one

I had no idea that xcube was 50% of msft's bottom line.. wow... that's crazy. Gamers are pretty stupid though and they'll forget about xcube within a few years.. gamers have the intelligence and attention span of a small flea or tick(literally).. I guess maybe msft could fall even sooner than I thought!!

Google I think will grow and grow.. if they don't have the management they need, I believe they'll get it. It is an intelligent and open minded and quick thinking company.

Android and google search. That is it. What else have they done that worked?

bdld · 10-28-2013, 01:25 AM

Apple has a lot more than the iPhone going for it.

moneyraker · 10-28-2013, 09:00 AM

Google rakes in more money because of adwords while apple via hardware and tied up osx's. Google dominates and nobody is catching up. Unlike, in the apple industry Samsung, Sony and other brands are introducing more models than they do.

$1000/google share just damn

MrMaxwell · 10-28-2013, 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by moneyraker

Google rakes in more money because of adwords while apple via hardware and tied up osx's. Google dominates and nobody is catching up. Unlike, in the apple industry Samsung, Sony and other brands are introducing more models than they do.

$1000/google share just damn

Good point, google makes a damned fortune just on intangibles. Clicks. Some moron clicks a thing and BLAM google makes more than many of us make on a physical item- sometimes in multiples of that.

Manage some servers and have some bandwidth and make a fortune. All of that happens without anything being shipped, without any returns and without much customer service being necessary. Have to answer questions for some of the dumber advertisers, big deal.

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MrMaxwell Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 10,057	Google vs. Apple So I was reading the newspaper and apparently google has an mcap of about 100B less than apple? The writer said google "pales in comparison". I got news for you, buddy, google grows like a wild family of drug addicted hookers. How old is apple? How old is google? If google already is at 3/4 of what apple is, apple will never stay ahead of them. Never. Plus, apple just completely fucking sucks, period. So fuck apple. Google innovates, google makes people happy, google will grow and grow and grow. Apple is going to roll down the hill like the dead body of a child molester that was recently hanged back in 1865. As soon as their iphone dies down, look out.

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MrMaxwell Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 10,057	I have the old thin flip phone because it is what I like. Steve Jobs being gone is a huge improvement to apple. I think google will outgrow apple very quickly Apple does make solid stable computers and they do have a very nice space age look to them, and sure they have a huge following for their phones, but it cannot last forever Star trek lovers just don't rule the world anymore I suppose No one will care about devices, soon, if you ask me. Your phone will be a terminal. Nothing more. I would think. It'll probably be like that for everything. Televisions even.

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MrMaxwell Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 10,057	Well, we'll see what happens. I know what I'm talking about.

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moneyraker Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 4	Google rakes in more money because of adwords while apple via hardware and tied up osx's. Google dominates and nobody is catching up. Unlike, in the apple industry Samsung, Sony and other brands are introducing more models than they do. $1000/google share just damn