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nexcom28 · 10-14-2013, 01:10 PM

Obviously I have nothing better to do than post on forums complaining about flys.

I have one in my room now, I wasn't going to post as it seems trivial however every 5 seconds it buzzes past my ear.
I know from previous experience that trying to kill it will just involve me trying for 10 minutes to swat it with a paper or get it out of the window before giving up as they are too damn quick.

I don't have any fly killer (unfortunately).

I am becoming one with the fly.

I have a light sabre but even this is powerless against this almighty foe.

Suggestions?

ottopottomouse · 10-14-2013, 01:29 PM

An old lady. Get her to swallow it.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 10-14-2013, 01:42 PM

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beerptrol · 10-14-2013, 01:42 PM

Take a bath and/or wash your upper lip. Flys like smelly things

nexcom28 · 10-14-2013, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by ottopottomouse

An old lady. Get her to swallow it.

I think this, for me is possibly one of the funniest first answer I have read. Maybe I just relate, I dunno but

Cyber Fucker · 10-14-2013, 02:29 PM

With fire, kill it with fire.

gracesfall · 10-14-2013, 02:32 PM

Put double sided sticky tape on 2 paper plates. On one plate put a little bit of some kind of meat. On the other put a little bit of jelly or jam. Some flies like meat, others like sweet. Either way, when it lands on the double sided sticky tape, you've got the little bugger!

nexcom28 · 10-14-2013, 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyber Fucker

With fire, kill it with fire.

I only have a lighter and that won't do jack. I don't really want to run around my house with a flame thrower.

Quote:

Originally Posted by gracesfall

Put double sided sticky tape on 2 paper plates. On one plate put a little bit of some kind of meat. On the other put a little bit of jelly or jam. Some flies like meat, others like sweet. Either way, when it lands on the double sided sticky tape, you've got the little bugger!

Nice idea but I don't have any double sided sticky tape. Just regular.

Rochard · 10-14-2013, 03:10 PM

Buy a fucking fly swatter.

We have just the opposite problem. Seems we have tons of smaller tiny little flies.

nexcom28 · 10-14-2013, 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard

Buy a fucking fly swatter.

We have just the opposite problem. Seems we have tons of smaller tiny little flies.

I had them whilst wine making - fruit flies.

whOaKemosabe · 10-14-2013, 03:32 PM

bronco67 · 10-14-2013, 08:22 PM

Eat some Mexican food, then 12 hours later take a shit. Rub that shit on your face until its all in your pores. When the fly lands on you face, smash him with a workboot repeatedly.

Harmon · 10-14-2013, 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by bronco67

Eat some Mexican food, then take 12 hours later take a shit. Rub that shit on your face until its all in your pores. When the fly lands on you face, smash him with a workboot repeatedly.

Screwed Up · 10-14-2013, 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by bronco67

Eat some Mexican food, then 12 hours later take a shit. Rub that shit on your face until its all in your pores. When the fly lands on you face, smash him with a workboot repeatedly.

Hahaaahahahaaaa!!

freecartoonporn · 10-14-2013, 08:45 PM

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Manfap · 10-15-2013, 01:01 AM

spraycan/lighter

brassmonkey · 10-15-2013, 01:36 AM

this is gfy you ran into the apes throwing shit

anyhoo cut the top off a water bottle stick the top part in the other half. make sure it has no openings.

put a little bit of juice in there. if you have some old food in the fridge put that in there just a little bit. even piss will work or some shit if you can handle your own glow

i luv making them

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 10-15-2013, 01:49 AM

ADG

lagcam · 10-15-2013, 02:01 AM

Big flies are easy. It's the little fruit fly fuckers that are hard to get rid of.

Klen · 10-15-2013, 02:49 AM

Fro big flies,get a notebook(not a computer,a paper notebook)with hard covers,so you can use that to kill even nastiest bugs like wasp and their even bigger cousins.
And when it comes to small bugs,for that would be best vacuumer,if you cant catch it with it,then just let it run till it flies into it.Once i had invasion of millions of small mine flies and i had no other choice then just put vacuumer to run

Matyko · 10-15-2013, 06:27 AM

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Originally Posted by lagcam

Big flies are easy. It's the little fruit fly fuckers that are hard to get rid of.

+1, brassmonkey will try this today, thx!

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