Big Flys - How to Kill?
 

Obviously I have nothing better to do than post on forums complaining about flys.

I have one in my room now, I wasn't going to post as it seems trivial however every 5 seconds it buzzes past my ear.
I know from previous experience that trying to kill it will just involve me trying for 10 minutes to swat it with a paper or get it out of the window before giving up as they are too damn quick.

I don't have any fly killer (unfortunately).

I am becoming one with the fly.

I have a light sabre but even this is powerless against this almighty foe.

Suggestions?

An old lady. Get her to swallow it.

:stoned

ADG

Take a bath and/or wash your upper lip. Flys like smelly things

I think this, for me is possibly one of the funniest first answer I have read. Maybe I just relate, I dunno but :1orglaugh

With fire, kill it with fire.

Put double sided sticky tape on 2 paper plates. On one plate put a little bit of some kind of meat. On the other put a little bit of jelly or jam. Some flies like meat, others like sweet. Either way, when it lands on the double sided sticky tape, you've got the little bugger!

I only have a lighter and that won't do jack. I don't really want to run around my house with a flame thrower.

Nice idea but I don't have any double sided sticky tape. Just regular.

Buy a fucking fly swatter.

We have just the opposite problem. Seems we have tons of smaller tiny little flies.

I had them whilst wine making - fruit flies.

Eat some Mexican food, then 12 hours later take a shit. Rub that shit on your face until its all in your pores. When the fly lands on you face, smash him with a workboot repeatedly.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Hahaaahahahaaaa!!

buy one of this

http://www.eurocosm.com/Application/...flyswat-lg.jpg


and couple of these

http://www.buycatering.com/catalogue...fly-killer.jpg

spraycan/lighter

this is gfy you ran into the apes throwing shit :1orglaugh anyhoo cut the top off a water bottle stick the top part in the other half. make sure it has no openings. :) put a little bit of juice in there. if you have some old food in the fridge put that in there just a little bit. even piss will work or some shit if you can handle your own glow :1orglaugh i luv making them

http://austus.wpengine.netdna-cdn.co...7/fly-trap.jpg

http://media1.giphy.com/media/122IVcqisp5E40/giphy.gif

http://25.media.tumblr.com/211038e44...op3mo1_500.gif

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:stoned

ADG

Big flies are easy. It's the little fruit fly fuckers that are hard to get rid of.

Fro big flies,get a notebook(not a computer,a paper notebook)with hard covers,so you can use that to kill even nastiest bugs like wasp and their even bigger cousins.
And when it comes to small bugs,for that would be best vacuumer,if you cant catch it with it,then just let it run till it flies into it.Once i had invasion of millions of small mine flies and i had no other choice then just put vacuumer to run

+1, brassmonkey will try this today, thx! :pimp :thumbsup