The 7 types of idiots you see waiting in line for the new iPhone - GoFuckYourself.com

Juicy D. Links · 09-20-2013, 11:07 AM

hehhe I am the last one

SilentKnight · 09-20-2013, 11:22 AM

Upskirt shots look great on my Samsung Galaxy S4.

JockoHomo · 09-20-2013, 11:50 AM

I am a cross between the "Entitled Teenager" and the "I'm getting the gold one" douchebag!

Rochard · 09-20-2013, 12:01 PM

That's fucking funny....

Double trouble · 09-20-2013, 12:15 PM

Funny but true

brassmonkey · 09-20-2013, 12:20 PM

you forgot the ebay hustler that bought 5 or 6

Si · 09-20-2013, 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

you forgot the ebay hustler that bought 5 or 6

That wouldn't be an "idiot", just someone who sells to idiots, and makes money off it. That there would be the smart one (unless he keeps one for himself

haha).

Zuzana Designs · 09-20-2013, 12:59 PM

lolz............

96ukssob · 09-20-2013, 01:58 PM

hey! i got a gold one!

RevSand · 09-20-2013, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

hehhe I am the last one

We know..

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Originally Posted by bossku69

hey! i got a gold one!

How come I am not shocked in the least by that!

edgeprod · 09-20-2013, 03:44 PM

I saw most of these people in line this morning.

xNetworx · 09-20-2013, 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by edgeprod

I saw most of these people in line this morning.

add another type for this guy

seeandsee · 09-20-2013, 06:09 PM

there must be more idiot types

Huge · 09-20-2013, 06:12 PM

Another one for the Apple Fan Boy - 'Sits in coffee shops facing the door so everyone can see the apple logo on his laptop.'

Intenselol · 09-20-2013, 06:39 PM

Fucking lol'd at the Trying-too-hard guy

epitome · 09-20-2013, 07:31 PM

They left out my friend:

Pays someone from Task Rabbit to wait in line for him.

brassmonkey · 09-20-2013, 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by edgeprod

I saw most of these people in line this morning.

your admitting you were in line?

Grapesoda · 09-21-2013, 05:23 AM

ilnjscb · 09-21-2013, 05:32 AM

I got a 5c, and it actually is annoying because of the new chip and motion chip. Who cares about the finger thing - the a7 is like twice as fast! I am actually a little pissed, but not enough to stand in line like a tool.

Juicy D. Links · 09-21-2013, 05:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Huge

Another one for the Apple Fan Boy - 'Sits in coffee shops facing the door so everyone can see the apple logo on his laptop.'

edgeprod · 09-21-2013, 08:41 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

your admitting you were in line?

Nah, had a private appointment with my corporate rep, who hooked me up. My wife stood in line for about 10 mins -- she was #11 in line, and it all went really quickly.

brassmonkey · 09-21-2013, 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by edgeprod

Nah, had a private appointment with my corporate rep, who hooked me up. My wife stood in line for about 10 mins -- she was #11 in line, and it all went really quickly.

team work

just think of your payment for that one

2MuchMark · 09-21-2013, 10:11 AM

I'm happy with my current iPhone5 and don't plan to get a 5S or 5C but if I was I'd get the platinum version. Pretty nice looking phone.

CAHEK · 09-21-2013, 11:33 AM

Aric · 09-21-2013, 11:41 AM

I'll never understand people who are willing to wait in any kind of line. I hate lines of any kind, nevermind actually willfully waiting in one.

It's a fucking phone. Seriously.

Aric · 09-21-2013, 11:41 AM

Aric · 09-21-2013, 04:25 PM

"Your formerly working clone Lightning cable could stop working with the latest iOS update. Previously the beta version allowed these cables to charge with a warning message but the final release actually stops many cables from working. Apples Lightning connector system is locked with authentication chips that can verify if a cable is authorized by Apple. Many users with clone cables are now without the ability to charge their iPhones."

They even lock you in to cables?

C H R I S · 09-21-2013, 04:50 PM

Very funny.... I dont upgrade til I have to.

Huge · 09-21-2013, 04:57 PM

WOZ waits in line for fun

Maqua · 09-21-2013, 05:23 PM

DBS.US · 09-21-2013, 06:47 PM

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epitome So Fucking Lame Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: St. Petersburg, FL Posts: 12,156	They left out my friend: Pays someone from Task Rabbit to wait in line for him.

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ilnjscb Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 8,859	I got a 5c, and it actually is annoying because of the new chip and motion chip. Who cares about the finger thing - the a7 is like twice as fast! I am actually a little pissed, but not enough to stand in line like a tool.

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