The 7 types of idiots you see waiting in line for the new iPhone

**Juicy D. Links** · 09-20-2013, 10:07 AM

hehhe I am the last one

**SilentKnight** · 09-20-2013, 10:22 AM

Upskirt shots look great on my Samsung Galaxy S4.

**JockoHomo** · 09-20-2013, 10:50 AM

I am a cross between the "Entitled Teenager" and the "I'm getting the gold one" douchebag!

**Rochard** · 09-20-2013, 11:01 AM

That's fucking funny....

**Double trouble** · 09-20-2013, 11:15 AM

Funny but true

**brassmonkey** · 09-20-2013, 11:20 AM

you forgot the ebay hustler that bought 5 or 6

Si · 09-20-2013, 11:31 AM

Originally posted by brassmonkey

you forgot the ebay hustler that bought 5 or 6

That wouldn't be an "idiot", just someone who sells to idiots, and makes money off it. That there would be the smart one (unless he keeps one for himself

haha).

**Zuzana Designs** · 09-20-2013, 11:59 AM

lolz............

**96ukssob** · 09-20-2013, 12:58 PM

hey! i got a gold one!

**RevSand** · 09-20-2013, 01:03 PM

Originally posted by Juicy D. Links

hehhe I am the last one

We know..

Originally posted by bossku69

hey! i got a gold one!

How come I am not shocked in the least by that!

**edgeprod** · 09-20-2013, 02:44 PM

I saw most of these people in line this morning.

**xNetworx** · 09-20-2013, 04:23 PM

Originally posted by edgeprod

I saw most of these people in line this morning.

add another type for this guy

**seeandsee** · 09-20-2013, 05:09 PM

there must be more idiot types

**Huge** · 09-20-2013, 05:12 PM

Another one for the Apple Fan Boy - 'Sits in coffee shops facing the door so everyone can see the apple logo on his laptop.'

**Intenselol** · 09-20-2013, 05:39 PM

Fucking lol'd at the Trying-too-hard guy

**epitome** · 09-20-2013, 06:31 PM

They left out my friend:

Pays someone from Task Rabbit to wait in line for him.

**brassmonkey** · 09-20-2013, 06:34 PM

Originally posted by edgeprod

I saw most of these people in line this morning.

your admitting you were in line?

**Grapesoda** · 09-21-2013, 04:23 AM

**ilnjscb** · 09-21-2013, 04:32 AM

I got a 5c, and it actually is annoying because of the new chip and motion chip. Who cares about the finger thing - the a7 is like twice as fast! I am actually a little pissed, but not enough to stand in line like a tool.

**Juicy D. Links** · 09-21-2013, 04:41 AM

Originally posted by Huge

Another one for the Apple Fan Boy - 'Sits in coffee shops facing the door so everyone can see the apple logo on his laptop.'

**edgeprod** · 09-21-2013, 07:41 AM

Originally posted by brassmonkey

your admitting you were in line?

Nah, had a private appointment with my corporate rep, who hooked me up. My wife stood in line for about 10 mins -- she was #11 in line, and it all went really quickly.

**brassmonkey** · 09-21-2013, 07:48 AM

Originally posted by edgeprod

Nah, had a private appointment with my corporate rep, who hooked me up. My wife stood in line for about 10 mins -- she was #11 in line, and it all went really quickly.

team work

just think of your payment for that one

**2MuchMark** · 09-21-2013, 09:11 AM

I'm happy with my current iPhone5 and don't plan to get a 5S or 5C but if I was I'd get the platinum version. Pretty nice looking phone.

**CAHEK** · 09-21-2013, 10:33 AM

**Aric** · 09-21-2013, 10:41 AM

I'll never understand people who are willing to wait in any kind of line. I hate lines of any kind, nevermind actually willfully waiting in one.

It's a fucking phone. Seriously.

**Aric** · 09-21-2013, 10:41 AM

**Aric** · 09-21-2013, 03:25 PM

"Your formerly working clone Lightning cable could stop working with the latest iOS update. Previously the beta version allowed these cables to charge with a warning message but the final release actually stops many cables from working. Apples Lightning connector system is locked with authentication chips that can verify if a cable is authorized by Apple. Many users with clone cables are now without the ability to charge their iPhones."

They even lock you in to cables?

**C H R I S** · 09-21-2013, 03:50 PM

Very funny.... I dont upgrade til I have to.

**Huge** · 09-21-2013, 03:57 PM

WOZ waits in line for fun

**Maqua** · 09-21-2013, 04:23 PM

**DBS.US** · 09-21-2013, 05:47 PM

The 7 types of idiots you see waiting in line for the new iPhone

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