International "Talk Like a Pirate Day" - add your favorite pirate phrase here - GoFuckYourself.com

Simon · 09-19-2013, 07:30 AM

Since today is "Talk Like a Pirate Day" I thought it would be good to list some of the key phrases used by today's pirates.

"But all of our videos are user uploaded."

"Of course we'll take down your video, as soon as we receive a DMCA notice."

"No, we never just change the file name and reupload it again immediately."

"We don't have teams of paid uploaders masquerading as private users."

"We'd like to monitor the videos that users upload but our attorneys say we can't or we'll lose our safe harbor protection."

Please add your own contributions to the list.

Mutt · 09-19-2013, 07:39 AM

ha i thought i was gonna make a funny in this thread but i see what you did here already

L-Pink · 09-19-2013, 07:48 AM

"My German tax problems are just a misunderstanding"

Tom_PM · 09-19-2013, 07:51 AM

Polly. Wanna take a crack at her?

thundergasm · 09-19-2013, 08:11 AM

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Tofu · 09-19-2013, 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

"My German tax problems are just a misunderstanding"

Simon · 09-19-2013, 10:38 AM

Forgot this one...

"...our german office has 2 floors, is built for 150 people, has 3 men's and 3 women's bathrooms with each 2 stalls, 2 urinals or 4 stalls respectively..."

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96ukssob · 09-19-2013, 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SimonSays

Since today is "Talk Like a Pirate Day" I thought it would be good to list some of the key phrases used by today's pirates.

"But all of our videos are user uploaded."

"Of course we'll take down your video, as soon as we receive a DMCA notice."

"No, we never just change the file name and reupload it again immediately."

"We don't have teams of paid uploaders masquerading as private users."

"We'd like to monitor the videos that users upload but our attorneys say we can't or we'll lose our safe harbor protection."

Please add your own contributions to the list.

pretty creative actually, I'll give you that

Magnetron · 09-19-2013, 01:26 PM

" A fraction of the people uploading to our tubes might steal, but that does not make me a thief. "

" Harrr! "

09-19-2013, 07:30 AM	#1
Simon Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Florida's Kinky Keys Posts: 189	International "Talk Like a Pirate Day" - add your favorite pirate phrase here Since today is "Talk Like a Pirate Day" I thought it would be good to list some of the key phrases used by today's pirates. "But all of our videos are user uploaded." "Of course we'll take down your video, as soon as we receive a DMCA notice." "No, we never just change the file name and reupload it again immediately." "We don't have teams of paid uploaders masquerading as private users." "We'd like to monitor the videos that users upload but our attorneys say we can't or we'll lose our safe harbor protection." Please add your own contributions to the list. __________________ See most arguments on GFY explained in about 5 seconds email: simon <at> IndustryInc dot com \| icq: 269~043~019 "If you want a happy ending, that depends, of course, on where you stop your story."

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Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	ha i thought i was gonna make a funny in this thread but i see what you did here already __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

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09-19-2013, 10:38 AM	#7
Simon Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Florida's Kinky Keys Posts: 189	Forgot this one... "...our german office has 2 floors, is built for 150 people, has 3 men's and 3 women's bathrooms with each 2 stalls, 2 urinals or 4 stalls respectively..." . __________________ See most arguments on GFY explained in about 5 seconds email: simon <at> IndustryInc dot com \| icq: 269~043~019 "If you want a happy ending, that depends, of course, on where you stop your story."

09-19-2013, 07:48 AM	#3
L-Pink working on my tan Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Florida/Kentucky Posts: 39,151	"My German tax problems are just a misunderstanding"

09-19-2013, 01:26 PM	#9
Magnetron Lord High Groundhog Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: Bumblefuck, USA Posts: 1,841	" A fraction of the people uploading to our tubes might steal, but that does not make me a thief. " " Harrr! " __________________ . Approach the mirrored reflection saying his name three times : "Butcher .... Butcher .... Butcher ....." and wait to see if this Bogeyman urban legend manifests in the background, looming over shoulder While your neighbors were busy killing off everyone in the neighborhood with your own butcher knife in hand concealed behind your back you stood for ever before the window saying nothing