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CurrentlySober · 09-17-2013, 02:29 AM

In no particular order...

That...

1) Womans periods were the result of having a baby! (Bleed at birth, then each month after)

2) When you went for a wee - The wee was in your ballocks and came from there....

3) Screwing meant the man getting on top of the woman, and he went clockwise, while the lady went counter clockwise at the same time!

What were YOUR misconceptions of youth ???

PornDude · 09-17-2013, 05:56 AM

I thought poop comes out of ass. Silly me.

geedub · 09-17-2013, 06:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

In no particular order...

That...

1) Womans periods were the result of having a baby! (Bleed at birth, then each month after)

2) When you went for a wee - The wee was in your ballocks and came from there....

3) Screwing meant the man getting on top of the woman, and he went clockwise, while the lady went counter clockwise at the same time!

What were YOUR misconceptions of youth ???

I used to think my penis was like a radar and when I got a chubby, there was a naked female within range.

winter_ · 09-17-2013, 06:07 AM

my misconception of youth? my misconception of youth? oh you.

Stacy Crak · 09-17-2013, 08:00 AM

When I was a little girl, I used to think growing up would be fun and easy...

rogueteens · 09-17-2013, 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

3) Screwing meant the man getting on top of the woman, and he went clockwise, while the lady went counter clockwise at the same time!

LOL at being so specific on the directions! What happens if you are a male and accidentally go counter-clockwise? You've just had gay sex? :D

96ukssob · 09-17-2013, 10:10 AM

how old where you when you were thinking of these things? I didn't know about a period until almost high school

when I was a lad, I thought you could get pregnant from kissing and condoms were made for your tongue... a friend of mine told me that if you pee on the toilet seat and a woman sits down on it, she could get pregnant from getting inside her. I was so concerned when my mom was pregnant with my younger brother that it could have been from me peeing on the seat

I also thought that the vagina was sealed from the outside and "popping a cherry" meant you break the seal... almost like putting a piece of wax paper over the top of an open can. I realized this in middle school when I asked a girl if she had a "vagina" and she punched me in the face

probably the biggest misconception I had was I thought one day I would stop masturbating

Scott McD · 09-17-2013, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by bossku69

a friend of mine told me that if you pee on the toilet seat and a woman sits down on it, she could get pregnant from getting inside her. I was so concerned when my mom was pregnant with my younger brother that it could have been from me peeing on the seat

CDSmith · 09-17-2013, 01:19 PM

When I was little I thought girls couldn't be five. I mean, five seemed like a guys' number.

Only boys could be five!

baddog · 09-17-2013, 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

3) Screwing meant the man getting on top of the woman, and he went clockwise, while the lady went counter clockwise at the same time!

You mean it isn't?

freecartoonporn · 09-17-2013, 06:52 PM

i thought babies come out of ass, but i was small back then.

Seth Manson · 09-17-2013, 10:57 PM

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Originally Posted by freecartoonporn

i thought babies come out of ass, but i was small back then.

JockoHomo · 09-17-2013, 11:05 PM

I actually thought that giving or getting a blow job was done by literally blowing air in to the penis like a balloon.

Double trouble · 09-18-2013, 12:28 AM

Bourke · 09-18-2013, 02:16 AM

It's not a sexual thing but I remember when kids my age started getting political and were debating euthanasia and I was wondering what the fuck was wrong with the youth, in Asia.

helenaBlue · 09-18-2013, 02:42 AM

when i was a little girl, in the nursery me and a boy would hide behind a curtain, while the other children were putting the toys away after a play session, and he would lift my top and rub my belly.. i remember him saying ' i love girls bellies the most '.. and we were convinced this was IT

not that i had any idea what IT was at the age of 4-5

freecartoonporn · 09-18-2013, 03:11 AM

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Originally Posted by helenaBlue

when i was a little girl, in the nursery me and a boy would hide behind a curtain, while the other children were putting the toys away after a play session, and he would lift my top and rub my belly.. i remember him saying ' i love girls bellies the most '.. and we were convinced this was IT

not that i had any idea what IT was at the age of 4-5

so whats IT ?

helenaBlue · 09-18-2013, 06:35 AM

when i was that little girl, i guess it was the unspeakable secret thing..

now im old enough to know..

DBS.US · 09-18-2013, 05:15 PM

When I was a little boy, I used to think... Hot women didn't have to work.

SilentKnight · 09-18-2013, 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by freecartoonporn

so whats IT ?

xNetworx · 09-18-2013, 06:35 PM

I used to think I could be a rock star

JenniDahling · 09-19-2013, 07:14 AM

When I was in 1st and 2nd grade I used to think that guys' mustaches were made from really long nose hair.

alex.missyouth · 09-19-2013, 07:22 AM

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Originally Posted by JenniDahling

When I was in 1st and 2nd grade I used to think that guys' mustaches were made from really long nose hair.

L-Pink · 09-19-2013, 07:27 AM

I thought girls got pregnant when the man pissed in them. How the hell would I know what sperm was. Boy was I surprised when I overheard older guys talking.

helenaBlue · 09-20-2013, 12:40 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

I thought girls got pregnant when the man pissed in them. How the hell would I know what sperm was. Boy was I surprised when I overheard older guys talking.

eww..!!!

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