Potheads: help me name my new bong - GoFuckYourself.com

Rich · 03-01-2003, 12:49 AM

I don't have a digital camera handy, so I can't show it to you. It's a nice 1 1/2 foot blown glass bong with a large glass bowl. There's a whale, a palm tree, and a sail boat in the pattern on the glass. I've been having a hell of a time comming up with a good name for it. Everyone who's fucked right now, please rack your brain for a good name. So far "tropicanibus" is the best name I've thought of, but it's a sweet bong and I think I can do better. Any ideas?

pr0 · 03-01-2003, 01:03 AM

Captain Ahab

FlyingIguana · 03-01-2003, 01:06 AM

i wouldn't be flashing a bong on the net right now...

SpaceAce · 03-01-2003, 01:07 AM

"Tropicannabis" is pretty good. I was going to suggest "Tropical Toker".

I built a cracker for whippets that I call a "Nitro-bong" which I happen to think is pretty witty

SpaceAce

Toker · 03-01-2003, 01:18 AM

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Originally posted by Rich
I don't have a digital camera handy, so I can't show it to you. It's a nice 1 1/2 foot blown glass bong with a large glass bowl. There's a whale, a palm tree, and a sail boat in the pattern on the glass. I've been having a hell of a time comming up with a good name for it. Everyone who's fucked right now, please rack your brain for a good name. So far "tropicanibus" is the best name I've thought of, but it's a sweet bong and I think I can do better. Any ideas?

Does it look like these?
http://www.bubbashouse.com/SexyToker/SexyToker3b8C.html

Spunky · 03-01-2003, 01:22 AM

Fuck man ...you want us to start thinking or something?...

escorpio · 03-01-2003, 01:24 AM

B-O-N-G-O and Bongo was his name-o!

Rich · 03-01-2003, 01:33 AM

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Originally posted by FlyingIguana
i wouldn't be flashing a bong on the net right now...

lol, send the cops on over. I have a number of pipes and bongs, and about 10 grams of pot lying around. I'm not gonna lie, and I'm not hiding shit.

I live in Canada, 2003, not Germany 1943 (or USA 2003, same thing). I'll pay any fine they throw at me, and if they think they can put me in jail, they're out of their minds. Every seed bearing plant and herb is sacred according to my religion, there's no way I'd loose in court.

MetaMan · 03-01-2003, 01:38 AM

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Originally posted by Rich

lol, send the cops on over. I have a number of pipes and bongs, and about 10 grams of pot lying around. I'm not gonna lie, and I'm not hiding shit.

I live in Canada, 2003, not Germany 1943 (or USA 2003, same thing). I'll pay any fine they throw at me, and if they think they can put me in jail, they're out of their minds. Every seed bearing plant and herb is sacred according to my religion, there's no way I'd loose in court.

he also has kilos of cocaine and sheets of acid,

someone bust him now!

[Labret] · 03-01-2003, 01:39 AM

Billy Bong Thornton

Gutterboy · 03-01-2003, 01:40 AM

Willie Nelson

twistyneck · 03-01-2003, 01:43 AM

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Originally posted by [Labret]
Billy Bong Thornton

I was wondering who was going to suggest that. To be honest, I'm quite disappointed that it was you [Labret]. I expect a bit more creativity and originality from someone like yourself. Half-Baked was a cool movie though.

herbs · 03-01-2003, 01:45 AM

just smoke it yo

Rich · 03-01-2003, 02:04 AM

Damn, it's so hard to beat the classic names my previous bongs have had...Bongzilla,Meca Bongzilla,The Bongfather,Bongasaurus, Notorious B.O.N.G.,Smokey McBongerson,etc,etc,etc. I consider myself one of the all time great bong namers, but it looks like I'm finally stumped. Tropicanibus is ok, I guess. I think I need to fire up another couple grams and see what I can come up with.

clickpimp · 03-01-2003, 02:16 AM

sylvester

chodadog · 03-01-2003, 02:18 AM

Gerald.

D_Nell · 03-01-2003, 02:19 AM

The Paradise Puffer

[Labret] · 03-01-2003, 02:25 AM

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Originally posted by twistyneck

I was wondering who was going to suggest that. To be honest, I'm quite disappointed that it was you [Labret]. I expect a bit more creativity and originality from someone like yourself. Half-Baked was a cool movie though.

I did it in tribute to the movie man. Someone had to. I in know way meant that to be some creativity on my part. Just tribute. I cant even remember the names of their other utils, but that one made me laugh so hard the first time I saw it, never forgot it.

stocktrader23 · 03-01-2003, 02:26 AM

Gilligans HighLand.

Rich · 03-01-2003, 02:33 AM

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Originally posted by stocktrader23
Gilligans HighLand.

I think we have a winner.

Rich · 03-01-2003, 02:34 AM

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Originally posted by [Labret]

I did it in tribute to the movie man. Someone had to. I in know way meant that to be some creativity on my part. Just tribute. I cant even remember the names of their other utils, but that one made me laugh so hard the first time I saw it, never forgot it.

You can't remember Wesley Pipes? lol, that movie rules.

twistyneck · 03-01-2003, 02:34 AM

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Originally posted by [Labret]

I did it in tribute to the movie man. Someone had to. I in know way meant that to be some creativity on my part. Just tribute. I cant even remember the names of their other utils, but that one made me laugh so hard the first time I saw it, never forgot it.

Okay, sounds reasonable. You threw me for a loop for a second there.

[Labret] · 03-01-2003, 02:41 AM

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Originally posted by Rich

You can't remember Wesley Pipes? lol, that movie rules.

ahaah I love that shit. When he is going to pick up the medicinal marijuana, that whole counter scene kills me. I was listening to a Dennis Leary skit today about stoners turning everything into bongs that had me damn near crying.

primo DM · 03-01-2003, 02:52 AM

ok so you cant really name a bong without at least seeing it,

where i come from we name them after what we say when we hit them first.

such as one that was called "the mother fucker" because it was the first words mumbled after the first hit, another one was called "son of a bitch". and my newest bong is called the "professional" because "dont hit this thing unless you know what your doing" was labled to it by a fried of mine.

have a fune naming sessiong, and ill be enjoying my new raspberry and orange rolling papers i got last night.

Rich · 03-01-2003, 02:55 AM

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Originally posted by [Labret]

ahaah I love that shit. When he is going to pick up the medicinal marijuana, that whole counter scene kills me. I was listening to a Dennis Leary skit today about stoners turning everything into bongs that had me damn near crying.

hahaha, that's from Denis Leary's No Cure for Cancer. That's one of the best standup acts I've ever seen. And Dave Chapelle getting the medical pot, that whole scene is priceless. "Either someone's having a party, or someone forgot to do their shirt laundry."

Rich · 03-01-2003, 03:01 AM

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Originally posted by primo DM
ok so you cant really name a bong without at least seeing it,

where i come from we name them after what we say when we hit them first.

such as one that was called "the mother fucker" because it was the first words mumbled after the first hit, another one was called "son of a bitch". and my newest bong is called the "professional" because "dont hit this thing unless you know what your doing" was labled to it by a fried of mine.

have a fune naming sessiong, and ill be enjoying my new raspberry and orange rolling papers i got last night.

funny shit man, but flavoured papers are gay

3Xguru · 03-01-2003, 03:12 AM

"Tropicannabis"

That's the best one so far

Rockstar · 03-01-2003, 04:34 AM

If you need help naming your bong then it MAY be time to ease up on smoking...............LOL

quiet · 03-01-2003, 04:44 AM

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Originally posted by Rich
hahaha, that's from Denis Leary's No Cure for Cancer. That's one of the best standup acts I've ever seen.

no cure for cancer is so fucking funny, one of my favs too.

NoCarrier · 03-01-2003, 05:43 AM

Sure! Call it Ashrhahahahaha

TheFLY · 03-01-2003, 09:51 AM

Bubba'bong Bubba'bong ba' bong bong bong...

say it ten times real fast

NBDesign · 03-01-2003, 10:04 AM

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Originally posted by FlyingIguana
i wouldn't be flashing a bong on the net right now...

Fuck John Ashhahahahaha! I think we have more important things to deal with than who is buying a bong on the internet.

Funny thing is, there are so many harmful things out there that people are dying from on a daily basis (pot not being one of them) and yet nothing is being done to stop those things, only pot.

The US has got their priorities all fucked up. I think they need to stop worring about fucking Iraq and start worring about taking care of the homless in their own country.

FUCK POLITICIANS!!!

FATPad · 03-01-2003, 10:07 AM

You guys name your bongs?

Rich · 03-01-2003, 10:29 AM

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Originally posted by FATPad
You guys name your bongs?

gasp

of coarse, you don't?

FlyingIguana · 03-01-2003, 10:31 AM

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Originally posted by Rich

lol, send the cops on over. I have a number of pipes and bongs, and about 10 grams of pot lying around. I'm not gonna lie, and I'm not hiding shit.

I live in Canada, 2003, not Germany 1943 (or USA 2003, same thing). I'll pay any fine they throw at me, and if they think they can put me in jail, they're out of their minds. Every seed bearing plant and herb is sacred according to my religion, there's no way I'd loose in court.

religion? what the church of cheech?

cherrylula · 03-01-2003, 10:34 AM

its just a fucking plant ya know, don't believe the hype.

Bored · 03-01-2003, 12:42 PM

Long Bong Silver
Wilson :/
El Nino

TheFLY · 03-01-2003, 12:46 PM

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Originally posted by Bored
Long Bong Silver
Wilson :/
El Nino

U got the best sig ever.

FATPad · 03-01-2003, 12:47 PM

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Originally posted by Rich

gasp

of coarse, you don't?

I don't smoke. ;)

Rich · 03-01-2003, 02:41 PM

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Originally posted by FlyingIguana

religion? what the church of cheech?

Roman Catholic, actually.

Morgan · 03-01-2003, 03:10 PM

only users lose drugs!

DrPecker · 03-01-2003, 03:24 PM

Dubya or Bubba.

But remember, Bubba never inhaled.

Toker · 03-01-2003, 05:07 PM

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Originally posted by DrPecker
Dubya or Bubba.

But remember, Bubba never inhaled.

Is that a Clinton Joke???

AdultNex · 03-01-2003, 05:08 PM

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only users lose drugs!

Er...

XxXotic · 03-01-2003, 05:08 PM

i've always thought you should smoke from it first then let a name come to you

thats how ive named all my glass

SquarePants · 03-01-2003, 05:08 PM

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Originally posted by Toker

Does it look like these?
http://www.bubbashouse.com/SexyToker/SexyToker3b8C.html

Not sure if I would take a hit from that bong, hard telling where it's been.

Rich · 03-01-2003, 05:34 PM

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Originally posted by XxXotic
i've always thought you should smoke from it first then let a name come to you

thats how ive named all my glass

That was the plan, but nothing came to me besides tropicannabis, and I think I can do better. This is a great piece, it needs a great name.

He-Man · 03-01-2003, 05:52 PM

I recommend you call it; "1 1/2 foot blown glass bong with a large glass bowl, there's a whale, a palm tree, and a sail boat in the pattern on the glass bong"

Simple and clear

Joe Sixpack · 03-01-2003, 05:54 PM

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Originally posted by FATPad
You guys name your bongs?

How amusing.

A patronising non-smoker.

jim manly · 03-01-2003, 05:57 PM

Mr Bubblely

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Rich So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 11,486	Potheads: help me name my new bong I don't have a digital camera handy, so I can't show it to you. It's a nice 1 1/2 foot blown glass bong with a large glass bowl. There's a whale, a palm tree, and a sail boat in the pattern on the glass. I've been having a hell of a time comming up with a good name for it. Everyone who's fucked right now, please rack your brain for a good name. So far "tropicanibus" is the best name I've thought of, but it's a sweet bong and I think I can do better. Any ideas?

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