ok so you cant really name a bong without at least seeing it,
where i come from we name them after what we say when we hit them first.
such as one that was called "the mother fucker" because it was the first words mumbled after the first hit, another one was called "son of a bitch". and my newest bong is called the "professional" because "dont hit this thing unless you know what your doing" was labled to it by a fried of mine.
have a fune naming sessiong, and ill be enjoying my new raspberry and orange rolling papers i got last night.