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adultsitecms · 09-04-2013, 07:48 AM

This just made my day.

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A self-proclaimed ?ghostbuster? was arrested in Guangzhou, Guangdong Province after he charged a young woman 20,000 yuan ($3,279) to exorcise the ghosts in her vagina with his penis.

Police arrested Huang Jianjun on August 1 after the woman, A Xin, called police one day after having sex with Huang, reported the Southern Metropolis Daily.

A Xin, a spice shop employee, consulted Huang after hearing he could advise her how to attract her boss, whom she had a crush on.

The two agreed to meet at a hotel room, where Huang asked her to strip naked and lay on the bed for an examination.

Huang then convinced A Xin to have intercourse after explaining that ghosts in her vagina are preventing her boss from falling in love with her - ghosts he could only catch with his penis. Huang explained that he had sacrificed his virginity for the exorcism.

Huang later told authorities he had long lost the ability to have an erection due to diabetes.

Lifted from an article in Global Times.

Grapesoda · 09-04-2013, 07:51 AM

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Originally Posted by adultsitecms

This just made my day.

Lifted from an article in Global Times.

fucking brilliant

Phoenix · 09-04-2013, 08:48 AM

i cant believe she fell for it

bloggerz · 09-04-2013, 09:33 AM

L-Pink · 09-04-2013, 09:36 AM

Wait … it appears the devil is now in your ass. That will be an additional $1,500.

AllAboutCams · 09-04-2013, 09:46 AM

Someone just invented the perfect job

brassmonkey · 09-04-2013, 09:53 AM

what was the demon saying. fart noises?

smacking?

ilnjscb · 09-04-2013, 10:01 AM

If you exorcize 3 vaginas today, jetpack will let you post that to your tublr, then you will get 9 followers, then exorcize 5 vaginas tomorrow, but dont put a link in the text, then get 20 members, then

15 vaginas for exorcize
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23 vaginas for exorcize
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then you have 13000000 followers on tublr and alot of angry vagina ghosts

Paully · 09-04-2013, 10:02 AM

The ol' ghosts in the vagina trick;)

_Richard_ · 09-04-2013, 10:04 AM

how noble of him to sacrifice his virginity lol

idolbucks · 09-04-2013, 10:07 AM

What balls he had to try this

adultsitecms · 09-04-2013, 10:09 AM

That would actually be an interesting job description in his cv.

DoubleD · 09-04-2013, 11:10 AM

hahaha...hahaha damn, made my day

AnthonyAFSC · 09-04-2013, 11:18 AM

love that, gonna use that one some day , lol

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whOaKemosabe · 09-04-2013, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by idolbucks

What balls he had to try this

oh heheheheh

rockeru · 09-04-2013, 12:32 PM

Good one

Chosen · 09-05-2013, 10:15 AM

LoL, I have to admit this guy is pretty creative...

Chosen · 09-05-2013, 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by idolbucks

What balls he had to try this

Grapesoda · 09-05-2013, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

Wait ? it appears the devil is now in your ass. That will be an additional $1,500.

whoa!!!

pornmasta · 09-05-2013, 12:01 PM

pics or it didn't happen

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The power of my dick compels you.

sandman! · 09-05-2013, 01:26 PM

nexcom28 · 09-05-2013, 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

Wait ? it appears the devil is now in your ass. That will be an additional $1,500.

beerptrol · 09-05-2013, 06:49 PM

Finally a ghost hunting show I would actually watch.
Vag Ghost Hunter

ErectMedia · 09-05-2013, 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

Wait ? it appears the devil is now in your ass. That will be an additional $1,500.

I would have suggested that first, never know if ya will get a second chance.

DWB · 09-06-2013, 08:37 AM

I love this guy.

Naughty-Pages · 09-06-2013, 12:32 PM

I think he has a pretty good defense...

I mean when they put her pussy on the stand and ask her to produce the ghost and she cannot.. then he obviously did what he promised..

They cannot prove otherwise.

Sabby · 09-06-2013, 05:43 PM

Omg. Okay i think this is what's wrong with me and why I been acting so whack lately.

There is a ghost in my vagina!

OK maybe its just PMS.

Silly man now there is a ghost in his penis.

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