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adultsitecms 09-04-2013 07:48 AM
"Exorcising woman?s ?haunted vagina? with his penis"
 
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-WC2NDbvW2p...mon-vagina.png

This just made my day.

Quote:
A self-proclaimed ?ghostbuster? was arrested in Guangzhou, Guangdong Province after he charged a young woman 20,000 yuan ($3,279) to exorcise the ghosts in her vagina with his penis.

Police arrested Huang Jianjun on August 1 after the woman, A Xin, called police one day after having sex with Huang, reported the Southern Metropolis Daily.

A Xin, a spice shop employee, consulted Huang after hearing he could advise her how to attract her boss, whom she had a crush on.

The two agreed to meet at a hotel room, where Huang asked her to strip naked and lay on the bed for an examination.

Huang then convinced A Xin to have intercourse after explaining that ghosts in her vagina are preventing her boss from falling in love with her - ghosts he could only catch with his penis. Huang explained that he had sacrificed his virginity for the exorcism.

Huang later told authorities he had long lost the ability to have an erection due to diabetes.
Lifted from an article in Global Times.

Grapesoda 09-04-2013 07:51 AM
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Originally Posted by adultsitecms (Post 19785827)
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-WC2NDbvW2p...mon-vagina.png

This just made my day.



Lifted from an article in Global Times.
fucking brilliant :thumbsup

Phoenix 09-04-2013 08:48 AM
i cant believe she fell for it

bloggerz 09-04-2013 09:33 AM
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

L-Pink 09-04-2013 09:36 AM
Wait … it appears the devil is now in your ass. That will be an additional $1,500.

AllAboutCams 09-04-2013 09:46 AM
Someone just invented the perfect job

brassmonkey 09-04-2013 09:53 AM
what was the demon saying. fart noises? :helpme :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh smacking?

ilnjscb 09-04-2013 10:01 AM
If you exorcize 3 vaginas today, jetpack will let you post that to your tublr, then you will get 9 followers, then exorcize 5 vaginas tomorrow, but dont put a link in the text, then get 20 members, then

15 vaginas for exorcize
50 followers
23 vaginas for exorcize
100 followers
35 vaginas for exorcize
200 followers
46 vaginas for exorcize
500 followers
58 vaginas for exorcize
750 followers
76 vaginas for exorcize
1300 followers
then you have 13000000 followers on tublr and alot of angry vagina ghosts

Paully 09-04-2013 10:02 AM
The ol' ghosts in the vagina trick;)

_Richard_ 09-04-2013 10:04 AM
how noble of him to sacrifice his virginity lol

idolbucks 09-04-2013 10:07 AM
What balls he had to try this

http://carmelowalsh.com/wp-content/u...a-business.jpg

adultsitecms 09-04-2013 10:09 AM
That would actually be an interesting job description in his cv.

DoubleD 09-04-2013 11:10 AM
hahaha...hahaha damn, made my day

AnthonyAFSC 09-04-2013 11:18 AM
love that, gonna use that one some day , lol

Scott McD 09-04-2013 11:22 AM
http://i736.photobucket.com/albums/x...dare/egon3.jpg

whOaKemosabe 09-04-2013 11:32 AM
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Originally Posted by idolbucks (Post 19786105)
oh heheheheh

rockeru 09-04-2013 12:32 PM
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh Good one

Chosen 09-05-2013 10:15 AM
LoL, I have to admit this guy is pretty creative... :1orglaugh

Chosen 09-05-2013 10:16 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by idolbucks (Post 19786105)
:1orglaugh:thumbsup

Grapesoda 09-05-2013 10:17 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19786046)
Wait ? it appears the devil is now in your ass. That will be an additional $1,500.
whoa!!! :thumbsup

pornmasta 09-05-2013 12:01 PM
pics or it didn't happen

J. Falcon 09-05-2013 12:03 PM
The power of my dick compels you.

sandman! 09-05-2013 01:26 PM
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

nexcom28 09-05-2013 01:33 PM
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Quote:
Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19786046)
Wait ? it appears the devil is now in your ass. That will be an additional $1,500.

beerptrol 09-05-2013 06:49 PM
Finally a ghost hunting show I would actually watch.
Vag Ghost Hunter

ErectMedia 09-05-2013 07:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19786046)
Wait ? it appears the devil is now in your ass. That will be an additional $1,500.
:1orglaugh I would have suggested that first, never know if ya will get a second chance. :thumbsup

DWB 09-06-2013 08:37 AM
I love this guy.

Naughty-Pages 09-06-2013 12:32 PM
I think he has a pretty good defense...

I mean when they put her pussy on the stand and ask her to produce the ghost and she cannot.. then he obviously did what he promised..

They cannot prove otherwise. :upsidedow

Sabby 09-06-2013 05:43 PM
Omg. Okay i think this is what's wrong with me and why I been acting so whack lately.

There is a ghost in my vagina!

OK maybe its just PMS.

Silly man now there is a ghost in his penis.


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