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08-15-2013, 09:06 AM
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DO YOU?: Stand or sit when you wipe your ass?
I'm going back to school for my proctology degree, and this was a question we needed to ask people.
Yes, I am a jack of all trades including assholes. Apparently there are many fungal diseases that result from people not wiping properly. I will not divulge the as of yet. I'd like to know what it is you have to offer.... I'm a stander...  EDIT: Poll is Anon |
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08-15-2013, 09:08 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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I "leannnnnnnnn" to the right
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08-15-2013, 09:10 AM
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08-15-2013, 09:12 AM
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working on my tan
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I have a house slave that preforms that task. But to answer your question I'm standing.
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08-15-2013, 09:17 AM
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attending rangoon u?
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08-15-2013, 09:23 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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SITTERS
join the standing wipe master race! |
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08-15-2013, 09:27 AM
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Judge Jury and Executioner
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Where's the "I don't wipe" option
 
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08-15-2013, 09:29 AM
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Another epic GFY thread..
I wipe 3-5 times sitting down then stand up and wipe again because there might be more shit at a different angle..
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08-15-2013, 09:31 AM
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The People's Post
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my best dump ever was a double flusher no-wipe at a mcdonald's in the haight-ashbury, circa 1995. i was loaded out of my mind but still remember that dump it was that good.
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08-15-2013, 09:55 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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I still fail to see how it can be done properly sitting down.
What am i missing ??
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08-15-2013, 09:59 AM
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I need a beer
 
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Wipe with the left,eat with the right
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08-15-2013, 10:14 AM
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I stand. I usually lift my leg up on the wall so I could clean it real good.
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08-15-2013, 12:28 PM
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I get off the toilet, squat then wipe with wet wipes... learned that from an African. true story.
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08-15-2013, 12:53 PM
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08-15-2013, 01:23 PM
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Stand wiper, and i always wet some tp when im done for a little baby wipe action if none available. Gotta stay fresh!
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08-15-2013, 01:26 PM
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Pay It Forward
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i use a garden hose
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