DO YOU?: Stand or sit when you wipe your ass?
 

I'm going back to school for my proctology degree, and this was a question we needed to ask people.

Yes, I am a jack of all trades including assholes. Apparently there are many fungal diseases that result from people not wiping properly. I will not divulge the as of yet. I'd like to know what it is you have to offer....

I'm a stander... :2 cents:

EDIT: Poll is Anon

I "leannnnnnnnn" to the right

I find this rather shallow and pedantic :2 cents:

I have a house slave that preforms that task. But to answer your question I'm standing.

attending rangoon u?

SITTERS

join the standing wipe master race!

Where's the "I don't wipe" option :1orglaugh :helpme

Another epic GFY thread..

I wipe 3-5 times sitting down then stand up and wipe again because there might be more shit at a different angle..

my best dump ever was a double flusher no-wipe at a mcdonald's in the haight-ashbury, circa 1995. i was loaded out of my mind but still remember that dump it was that good.

I still fail to see how it can be done properly sitting down.

What am i missing ??

Wipe with the left,eat with the right

I stand. I usually lift my leg up on the wall so I could clean it real good.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Stand wiper, and i always wet some tp when im done for a little baby wipe action if none available. Gotta stay fresh!

that chorizo will fuck your ass up :helpme i use a garden hose