Urinary Tract "SWAB" - GoFuckYourself.com

Pipecrew · 02-27-2003, 11:22 PM

Anyone ever had one of these before? Everytime I lay down I have to take a leak, its not cool, the doctor gave me some pills to take for a week to see if it fixes this but if it doesnt they said I get one of those..... They showed me the stick, I am petrified

juicybucks · 02-27-2003, 11:34 PM

I havn't had one, but I'm scared for you.

eek!

LexiLexxx · 02-27-2003, 11:38 PM

Dude

Take all the meds.!!!!!
Drink 1/2 orange juice
& 1/2 cranberry juice
and tons of WATER!!!
NO POP! Sorry to hear
your bad news but...
this can lead into more
bad stuff, even a week
in the hospital!!! so drink
tons of WATER man!!!

kiss kiss

MuleScrote · 02-27-2003, 11:40 PM

They do that for some std tests too....you got some?

Anyway, this goody goody bitch i had been dating for awhile asked me to go have the std tests done so we could start fucking. That was the last time i talked to her.

No bitch is worth ramming a stick up your dick for...in my opinion.

Looks very painful....i wish you luck

galleryseek · 02-27-2003, 11:42 PM

ah, i imagine knowing that shit is gonna be goin down you prolly can't sleep too well. what a bitch. be sure to tell us how it goes.

iroc409 · 02-27-2003, 11:43 PM

fuck that.

Pipecrew · 02-27-2003, 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LexiLexxx
Dude

Take all the meds.!!!!!
Drink 1/2 orange juice
& 1/2 cranberry juice
and tons of WATER!!!
NO POP! Sorry to hear
your bad news but...
this can lead into more
bad stuff, even a week
in the hospital!!! so drink
tons of WATER man!!!

kiss kiss

I've drank about 6 Litres of cranberry juice in 2 days.... Trust me i am avoiding this at all costs, I have till monday

sweetcuties · 02-27-2003, 11:49 PM

I had that test done... they stick a needle in your dick hole and it hurts like a bitch. The nurse made small talk with me, we were talking about football... I had my std test done in sept

MuleScrote · 02-27-2003, 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sweetcuties
I had that test done... they stick a needle in your dick hole and it hurts like a bitch. The nurse made small talk with me, we were talking about football... I had my std test done in sept

pics?

m0rph3us · 02-27-2003, 11:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pipecrew

I've drank about 6 Litres of cranberry juice in 2 days.... Trust me i am avoiding this at all costs, I have till monday

[dell dude]

DUDE, you're getting chalmydia!!

[/dell dude]

p00p · 02-27-2003, 11:51 PM

I had one of those once. Stuck what looked like a Qtip up my dick, and it wasn't that bad. Peeing after the test was very painful, though. It burned like a son of a bitch....

sweetcuties · 02-27-2003, 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MuleScrote

pics?

Seriously, it's not funny... there's alot of shit out there and you can even get std's thru bj's

MuleScrote · 02-28-2003, 12:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sweetcuties

Seriously, it's not funny... there's alot of shit out there and you can even get std's thru bj's

No shit sherlock

Pipecrew · 02-28-2003, 12:04 AM

they can test for chylamidia through urine and the "swab" but it has a bunch of other symptoms so you know you have it. Like burning pee and discharges and stuff...... I dont have any of that, Just always gotta piss when I lay down

jollyperv · 02-28-2003, 01:11 AM

Might be prostate problems, I was in the hospital for 5 days for a prostate infection, at least that's what they told me...yeah, a 25 year old with an inflamed prostate, I don't think so....

I checked myself in to the hospital, every time I tried to piss it would barely come out and I almost passed out from the pain...I was crying like a little girl...

The doctors and hospital staff I had were a bunch of fucking monkeys, then I got the bill for 12,000 and they're wondering why I'm not paying them...I was still fucked up when I got out, but it's cool now....I think it just boiled down to not drinking enough water and drinking too much redbull.

Paraskass · 02-28-2003, 01:28 AM

yeah i got a swab done twice to test for std's, just a matter of precaution
it hurts, but you wont be crying and shit. Just go pee before you get it done, cuz for a couple of hours after it, it might burn a bit when you urinate.

They actually normally have to do 2 swabs, it's the second one that hurts most. You might gasp a bit like pinching, but it's not a long lasting pain, and it's nothing like getting kicked in the balls.

Brad Mitchell · 02-28-2003, 01:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pipecrew
Anyone ever had one of these before? Everytime I lay down I have to take a leak, its not cool, the doctor gave me some pills to take for a week to see if it fixes this but if it doesnt they said I get one of those..... They showed me the stick, I am petrified

I had that thing done at the health department years ago when I decided to get checked out... Holy fucking shit... that's all I can say.

Brad

Pipecrew · 03-03-2003, 12:50 PM

Just got back, Wasnt too pretty but it was quick

quiet · 03-03-2003, 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pipecrew
Just got back, Wasnt too pretty but it was quick

Did it really hurt or what?

Pipecrew · 03-03-2003, 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet

Did it really hurt or what?

it lasted about 3 seconds but yeah it hurt. Apparently the next piss you take hurts like a bitch, been hearing that for a while, so i am not looking forward to it

TheGoldenChild · 03-03-2003, 12:59 PM

oh man I have pissed those razorblades before man....stay up and stay strong....

but most of all shop in the MENS department.

It sucks no doubt but at least we don't fucking bleed and get moody all the time........

02-27-2003, 11:22 PM	#1
Pipecrew Master of Gfy.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 14,887	Urinary Tract "SWAB" Anyone ever had one of these before? Everytime I lay down I have to take a leak, its not cool, the doctor gave me some pills to take for a week to see if it fixes this but if it doesnt they said I get one of those..... They showed me the stick, I am petrified

02-27-2003, 11:34 PM	#2
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02-27-2003, 11:49 PM	#8
sweetcuties Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Somewhere Posts: 5,859	I had that test done... they stick a needle in your dick hole and it hurts like a bitch. The nurse made small talk with me, we were talking about football... I had my std test done in sept __________________

02-27-2003, 11:38 PM	#3
LexiLexxx Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Vegas, Baby!!!! Posts: 2,510	Dude Take all the meds.!!!!! Drink 1/2 orange juice & 1/2 cranberry juice and tons of WATER!!! NO POP! Sorry to hear your bad news but... this can lead into more bad stuff, even a week in the hospital!!! so drink tons of WATER man!!! kiss kiss

02-27-2003, 11:42 PM	#5
galleryseek Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 8,234	ah, i imagine knowing that shit is gonna be goin down you prolly can't sleep too well. what a bitch. be sure to tell us how it goes.

02-27-2003, 11:51 PM	#11
p00p Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: CanaDUH Posts: 5,125	I had one of those once. Stuck what looked like a Qtip up my dick, and it wasn't that bad. Peeing after the test was very painful, though. It burned like a son of a bitch....

02-28-2003, 12:04 AM	#14
Pipecrew Master of Gfy.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 14,887	they can test for chylamidia through urine and the "swab" but it has a bunch of other symptoms so you know you have it. Like burning pee and discharges and stuff...... I dont have any of that, Just always gotta piss when I lay down

02-28-2003, 01:11 AM	#15
jollyperv Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: NYC Posts: 3,927	Might be prostate problems, I was in the hospital for 5 days for a prostate infection, at least that's what they told me...yeah, a 25 year old with an inflamed prostate, I don't think so.... I checked myself in to the hospital, every time I tried to piss it would barely come out and I almost passed out from the pain...I was crying like a little girl... The doctors and hospital staff I had were a bunch of fucking monkeys, then I got the bill for 12,000 and they're wondering why I'm not paying them...I was still fucked up when I got out, but it's cool now....I think it just boiled down to not drinking enough water and drinking too much redbull.

02-28-2003, 01:28 AM	#16
Paraskass Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: QC Posts: 5,829	yeah i got a swab done twice to test for std's, just a matter of precaution it hurts, but you wont be crying and shit. Just go pee before you get it done, cuz for a couple of hours after it, it might burn a bit when you urinate. They actually normally have to do 2 swabs, it's the second one that hurts most. You might gasp a bit like pinching, but it's not a long lasting pain, and it's nothing like getting kicked in the balls. __________________

03-03-2003, 12:50 PM	#18
Pipecrew Master of Gfy.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 14,887	Just got back, Wasnt too pretty but it was quick

03-03-2003, 12:59 PM	#21
TheGoldenChild Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Pacific Palisades Posts: 6,940	oh man I have pissed those razorblades before man....stay up and stay strong.... but most of all shop in the MENS department. It sucks no doubt but at least we don't fucking bleed and get moody all the time........