Urinary Tract "SWAB"
 

Anyone ever had one of these before? Everytime I lay down I have to take a leak, its not cool, the doctor gave me some pills to take for a week to see if it fixes this but if it doesnt they said I get one of those..... They showed me the stick, I am petrified

I havn't had one, but I'm scared for you.

eek!:uhoh

Dude

Take all the meds.!!!!!
Drink 1/2 orange juice
& 1/2 cranberry juice
and tons of WATER!!!
NO POP! Sorry to hear
your bad news but...
this can lead into more
bad stuff, even a week
in the hospital!!! so drink
tons of WATER man!!!

kiss kiss:glugglug :glugglug :glugglug

They do that for some std tests too....you got some?

Anyway, this goody goody bitch i had been dating for awhile asked me to go have the std tests done so we could start fucking. That was the last time i talked to her.

No bitch is worth ramming a stick up your dick for...in my opinion.


Looks very painful....i wish you luck :thumbsup

ah, i imagine knowing that shit is gonna be goin down you prolly can't sleep too well. what a bitch. be sure to tell us how it goes. :winkwink:

fuck that.

I've drank about 6 Litres of cranberry juice in 2 days.... Trust me i am avoiding this at all costs, I have till monday

I had that test done... they stick a needle in your dick hole and it hurts like a bitch. The nurse made small talk with me, we were talking about football... I had my std test done in sept :2 cents:

pics?

[dell dude]

DUDE, you're getting chalmydia!!

[/dell dude]

:1orglaugh

I had one of those once. Stuck what looked like a Qtip up my dick, and it wasn't that bad. Peeing after the test was very painful, though. It burned like a son of a bitch.... :feels-hot

Seriously, it's not funny... there's alot of shit out there and you can even get std's thru bj's

No shit sherlock :321GFY

they can test for chylamidia through urine and the "swab" but it has a bunch of other symptoms so you know you have it. Like burning pee and discharges and stuff...... I dont have any of that, Just always gotta piss when I lay down

Might be prostate problems, I was in the hospital for 5 days for a prostate infection, at least that's what they told me...yeah, a 25 year old with an inflamed prostate, I don't think so....

I checked myself in to the hospital, every time I tried to piss it would barely come out and I almost passed out from the pain...I was crying like a little girl...

The doctors and hospital staff I had were a bunch of fucking monkeys, then I got the bill for 12,000 and they're wondering why I'm not paying them...I was still fucked up when I got out, but it's cool now....I think it just boiled down to not drinking enough water and drinking too much redbull.

:1orglaugh

yeah i got a swab done twice to test for std's, just a matter of precaution
it hurts, but you wont be crying and shit. Just go pee before you get it done, cuz for a couple of hours after it, it might burn a bit when you urinate.

They actually normally have to do 2 swabs, it's the second one that hurts most. You might gasp a bit like pinching, but it's not a long lasting pain, and it's nothing like getting kicked in the balls.

I had that thing done at the health department years ago when I decided to get checked out... Holy fucking shit... that's all I can say.

Brad

Just got back, Wasnt too pretty but it was quick :thumbsup

Did it really hurt or what?

it lasted about 3 seconds but yeah it hurt. Apparently the next piss you take hurts like a bitch, been hearing that for a while, so i am not looking forward to it

oh man I have pissed those razorblades before man....stay up and stay strong....

but most of all shop in the MENS department.

It sucks no doubt but at least we don't fucking bleed and get moody all the time........:)