Seems the shit has hit the fan now.

[pornguy]

Just got this in an email.

Really had a laugh.

--

U.s. Department of justice
950 pennsylvania Avenue, Nw
Washington, DC 205330-0001





Department of justice


Attention:


The justice department hereby email you regarding the scam activities on the internet, we have a not right in front of us that you are having something to do with some internet spammers all in the name of the compensation funds and winning funds. this emails you get usually come from the spammers who claim to be the FBI, INTERPOL,EFCC,UNITED NATION, INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUND and some other scam names that mostly comes from africa countries like, GHANA,NIGERIA,BENIN REPUBLIC.


we got the not on our desk this morning from the inspector General of head internet security (Gen. Daniel Doherty)


You are asked to stop all contact you have been in so far with any of those so called spammers or else your case file will be stamped as money laundry.


You are advised to get back to us with all that have been sent to you by those spammers to hasten our investigation on who is behind all this and who have been collecting your hard earned income...


Note: you are asked to get back as soon as possible...or we will have to inform the local police in your area. and your case will be worst if you don't cooperate with us to get those spammers red handed.


That is why we email you to know more details first because that is the easiest way to reach our good citizen's, so you are to provide all the necessary details and we shall inform you if truly there is any consigment for you at all, our duty is to protect our entire citizen's and keep them away from any harm or what so ever damage they are into.


You are advised to get back to us as soon as possible or your name will be listed among those to be persecuted by the act of money laundry.


You are warned.


God Bless America.


Best regard,
General Mascott Bradley


Hey NSA guys. Do something about these ass clowns.

[CDSmith]

We have a not right in front of us...

We got the not..

Sounds legit. You best surrender now before the black helicopter lands on your front lawn.

[SuckOnThis]

Have luck.

[CaptainHowdy]

Originally Posted by SuckOnThis

Have luck.

...

[CDSmith]

Originally Posted by pornguy

You are asked to stop all contact you have been in so far with any of those so called spammers or else your case file will be stamped as money laundry.


Note: you are asked to get back as soon as possible...or we will have to inform the local police in your area. and your case will be worst if you don't cooperate with us to get those spammers red handed.


You are warned.

Kind of leads me to suspect that whomever wrote that is the same guy who authored this joke:

A phone rings at KGB headquarters.
"Hello?"
"Hello, is this the KGB?"
"Yes. What do you want?"
"I'm calling to report my neighbor Yankel Rabinovitz as an enemy of
the State. He is hiding undeclared diamonds in his fire wood."
"This will be noted."

The next day, the KGB goons visit Rabinovitz's house. They search the
shed where the fire wood is kept, break every piece of wood there, but
find no diamonds. They swear at Yankel Rabinovitz and leave.

The phone then rings at Rabinovitz's house.

"Hello, Yankel! Did the KGB come?"
"Yes."
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yes, they did."
"Okay, now it's your turn to call. I need my vegetable patch plowed."

[SilentKnight]

Lock the windows and doors - pull down the shades. Turn off the lights. Muzzle the dog. Don't make a sound.

General Mascott Bradley is on the case!

[dillfly2000]

Best grammar ever.

[pornguy]

This was a real laugh. I was reading it to my wife and she was in tears.

[Rochard]

Originally Posted by CDSmith

Kind of leads me to suspect that whomever wrote that is the same guy who authored this joke:

A phone rings at KGB headquarters.
"Hello?"
"Hello, is this the KGB?"
"Yes. What do you want?"
"I'm calling to report my neighbor Yankel Rabinovitz as an enemy of
the State. He is hiding undeclared diamonds in his fire wood."
"This will be noted."

The next day, the KGB goons visit Rabinovitz's house. They search the
shed where the fire wood is kept, break every piece of wood there, but
find no diamonds. They swear at Yankel Rabinovitz and leave.

The phone then rings at Rabinovitz's house.

"Hello, Yankel! Did the KGB come?"
"Yes."
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yes, they did."
"Okay, now it's your turn to call. I need my vegetable patch plowed."

\
That was good really.

[MagicWand]

That's pretty cool fun read person must b dislexic

[Dankasaur]

Originally Posted by CDSmith

Kind of leads me to suspect that whomever wrote that is the same guy who authored this joke:

A phone rings at KGB headquarters.
"Hello?"
"Hello, is this the KGB?"
"Yes. What do you want?"
"I'm calling to report my neighbor Yankel Rabinovitz as an enemy of
the State. He is hiding undeclared diamonds in his fire wood."
"This will be noted."

The next day, the KGB goons visit Rabinovitz's house. They search the
shed where the fire wood is kept, break every piece of wood there, but
find no diamonds. They swear at Yankel Rabinovitz and leave.

The phone then rings at Rabinovitz's house.

"Hello, Yankel! Did the KGB come?"
"Yes."
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yes, they did."
"Okay, now it's your turn to call. I need my vegetable patch plowed."

Reminds me of this: http://www.snopes.com/crime/clever/nowplant.asp

[Creatine]

[TheSquealer]

Originally Posted by CDSmith

Kind of leads me to suspect that whomever wrote that is the same guy who authored this joke:

A phone rings at KGB headquarters.
"Hello?"
"Hello, is this the KGB?"
"Yes. What do you want?"
"I'm calling to report my neighbor Yankel Rabinovitz as an enemy of
the State. He is hiding undeclared diamonds in his fire wood."
"This will be noted."

The next day, the KGB goons visit Rabinovitz's house. They search the
shed where the fire wood is kept, break every piece of wood there, but
find no diamonds. They swear at Yankel Rabinovitz and leave.

The phone then rings at Rabinovitz's house.

"Hello, Yankel! Did the KGB come?"
"Yes."
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yes, they did."
"Okay, now it's your turn to call. I need my vegetable patch plowed."

Reminds me of a story in this book i read in the 4th grade.

[HBKKH]

Is it from a yahoo address?