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Originally Posted by pornguy You are asked to stop all contact you have been in so far with any of those so called spammers or else your case file will be stamped as money laundry. Note: you are asked to get back as soon as possible...or we will have to inform the local police in your area. and your case will be worst if you don't cooperate with us to get those spammers red handed. You are warned.

A phone rings at KGB headquarters.
"Hello?"
"Hello, is this the KGB?"
"Yes. What do you want?"
"I'm calling to report my neighbor Yankel Rabinovitz as an enemy of
the State. He is hiding undeclared diamonds in his fire wood."
"This will be noted."

The next day, the KGB goons visit Rabinovitz's house. They search the
shed where the fire wood is kept, break every piece of wood there, but
find no diamonds. They swear at Yankel Rabinovitz and leave.

The phone then rings at Rabinovitz's house.

"Hello, Yankel! Did the KGB come?"
"Yes."
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yes, they did."
"Okay, now it's your turn to call. I need my vegetable patch plowed."